Ever notice how, right when the boomers dinks start to go, they invent a drug that rejuvenates boners? Now the bars are filled with a whole new universe of desperate singles trying to figure out what men are finding attractive these days.
Hey Grannie. Those mesh goggles will not protect your eyes from chemical splatters.
Subject: fuckfuckcock Date: Mar 10 2008 08:09:08 PM Author: lolballs
boomers are the worst thing that ever happened to humanity
Subject: nonsense Date: Feb 22 2008 08:52:06 AM Author: fabu
this is my exact fashion dream in 20 years...vice dollies, really, time passes and it will happen to you. At least these two ladies are having fun with absurdity and neuromancer-glamour and, as far as I'm concerned, nightmare/xmas gay disco is a great place to party.
Subject: oh wow, gen. x is starting in again!!!! Date: Jan 15 2008 06:17:18 PM Author: Dr. Fate
The boomers meant the 1960s and gen.X meant gordon fucking gecko ... gen.x is lamer then lame ... the 1960s were fucking awesome.
So don't get your ron paul loving panties in a bunch over the boomers again ... it makes you look dated.
Subject: This should be a do Date: Dec 02 2007 10:46:59 AM Author: Maya
Maybe they came from the future?
Subject: eureka Date: Nov 22 2007 11:25:26 AM Author: DaveSmith
Give the boomers AIDS.
Either theres gonna be a cure for AIDS or no more boomers. Either way; problem solved.
Subject: x Date: Oct 27 2007 12:19:10 PM Author: x
This is me and my roomate in 40 years. She is on the right and I am on the left. My girl is 22 now, and will wear beautiful googles to a party, paired with high boots and huge natural hair.
this is owen wilson and jim carey at a costume party
Subject: they must be rich Date: Jul 18 2007 06:30:52 PM Author: tt
mesh goggles?! fuckin awesome, and the GWAR shoulder armor to boot! fuckin genius. this lady is obviously from the future, where we'll all be dressing like this. laugh now, while you can! mwahahaha
Subject: Do Date: Jul 18 2007 05:37:04 AM Author: Hamoosh the Fantastic
Come on. A fishnet mask?! HAS to be do...
PS. 30 - spot on, I agree (about your general comment - not the mask being a purse....)
Subject: nikki9-y-ross Date: Jul 18 2007 02:03:16 AM Author: bolo
what...the...hell...are you frikkin talkin about!
(it sounds nerdy and i want in)
Subject: Armor Class Date: Jul 18 2007 12:40:36 AM Author: Ross
nikki9lives, I don't think anyone else goy your joke, hilarious it may be. The left one is sad because her Necklace of Regen is'nt powerful enough to regain HP fast enough to deal with those high DPS mages they always fight. What a shame.
dude, they are both married and at an opera benefit, dressed to coordinate with the art direction. I see this shit all the time, as a society florist. You can't fool me.
Subject: you got Date: Jul 16 2007 10:38:24 PM Author: the right one baby, uhuh!
you fuckers want some more pancakes?
Subject: jeezus fucken crist, vice Date: Jul 16 2007 05:34:42 PM Author: grossing us out is a DO with them
for their age, they probably think they're hotties LOLOL
once you get past a certain milestone, "hot" shouldn't figger in one's vocabulary
Subject: they rule. Date: Jul 16 2007 11:38:52 AM Author: 30
The "mask" is a purse. Seriously, if these two were 22, skinny and attractive, they'd be Do's. I guess that's the lesson, as always: be 22, skinny , and attractive. If not, don't leave your house.
Subject: duds Date: Jul 16 2007 10:16:53 AM Author: cool
that's actually Prince on the right
Subject: art opening Date: Jul 16 2007 08:04:01 AM Author: fuck haute couture
Proof that immersing oneself too deeply in the art world will make one a pretentious, clueless loser who thinks dressing like the Nightmare Before Christmas Gay Disco is just esoteric enough to be fashionable.
Art f@ggotry kills, folks.
Subject: so cut off. Date: Jul 16 2007 04:57:58 AM Author: ...
you only need one head thing."
"ya think?"
"totally."
"but i want the both."
"then put that shit on your hip."
???
Subject: ... Date: Jul 16 2007 04:55:21 AM Author: ...
how did this happen?
there is not one sane thought in the mix.
what was their conversation like before leaving the house?
"should i wear this lace top with gingham? or is it too much?"
"it's fine - if you tie it together with this belt. and put this octopus on your head."
"okay great. but what do i do with all this bling i got?"
"give that to me. look! its a necklace."
"i must say, i dont really understand why you're wearing a mask AND goggles. that's two things on your head
Subject: bolo Date: Jul 16 2007 03:59:12 AM Author: manages to maintain a pole despite
jeezus, i guess Viagra does work. will wonder ever...oh never mind!
ahaha she has a face on her purse and goggles to keep the bees from her eyes apparently? i stared deeply into the eyes of the other woman and an immense sadness washed over my entire body. try it.
Subject: oi Date: Jul 15 2007 05:21:42 PM Author: ge
The look in the eyes of Mrs Left shows us all how truly miserable it is to be standing beside the gogglehead pinstriped madness that carries a purse with a mask. Try putting THESE two on a Viagra commercial.
Subject: so Date: Jul 15 2007 03:58:15 PM Author: do
Those women are way too old to be drinking out of plastic.
When you’re huge your pockets are the size of sleeping bags, so why the fuck do you need a survivalist fanny pack too? What are you, the Bear Grylls of leisure? Comments/Enlarge See all
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