Ever notice how, right when the boomers dinks start to go, they invent a drug that rejuvenates boners? Now the bars are filled with a whole new universe of desperate singles trying to figure out what men are finding attractive these days.

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Date: May 31 2008 11:24:31 AM
Author: JL

Hey Grannie. Those mesh goggles will not protect your eyes from chemical splatters.



Subject: fuckfuckcock
Date: Mar 10 2008 08:09:08 PM
Author: lolballs

boomers are the worst thing that ever happened to humanity



Subject: nonsense
Date: Feb 22 2008 08:52:06 AM
Author: fabu

this is my exact fashion dream in 20 years...vice dollies, really, time passes and it will happen to you. At least these two ladies are having fun with absurdity and neuromancer-glamour and, as far as I'm concerned, nightmare/xmas gay disco is a great place to party.



Subject: oh wow, gen. x is starting in again!!!!
Date: Jan 15 2008 06:17:18 PM
Author: Dr. Fate

The boomers meant the 1960s and gen.X meant gordon fucking gecko ... gen.x is lamer then lame ... the 1960s were fucking awesome.

So don't get your ron paul loving panties in a bunch over the boomers again ... it makes you look dated.



Subject: This should be a do
Date: Dec 02 2007 10:46:59 AM
Author: Maya

Maybe they came from the future?



Subject: eureka
Date: Nov 22 2007 11:25:26 AM
Author: DaveSmith

Give the boomers AIDS.
Either theres gonna be a cure for AIDS or no more boomers. Either way; problem solved.



Subject: x
Date: Oct 27 2007 12:19:10 PM
Author: x

um. this is a do.



Subject: Sport wear
Date: Sep 27 2007 11:47:28 PM
Author: Liza

This is me and my roomate in 40 years. She is on the right and I am on the left. My girl is 22 now, and will wear beautiful googles to a party, paired with high boots and huge natural hair.



Subject: df
Date: Sep 21 2007 09:10:14 PM
Author: fd

The one on the right said to herself "I'll dress like that little tart Yoko Ono. All the kids love her, right? She was in the Beatles!"



Subject: old ladies.
Date: Aug 21 2007 01:19:56 PM
Author: oy

...this is sad.



Subject: ab fab
Date: Jul 31 2007 09:26:44 PM
Author: steevvvvvvvvi

holy shit it's patsy stone and edina monsoon!!!



Subject: looking for love
Date: Jul 28 2007 02:01:15 AM
Author: match maker

the lady on the right, judging from her attire, is looking for a partner who shares the following interests: cabaret, bdsm, and beehives.



Subject: old hos like this
Date: Jul 25 2007 05:04:30 PM
Author: thug mcgraw

need their ass beat



Subject: bb
Date: Jul 19 2007 12:42:55 PM
Author: bb

this is owen wilson and jim carey at a costume party



Subject: they must be rich
Date: Jul 18 2007 06:30:52 PM
Author: tt

mesh goggles?! fuckin awesome, and the GWAR shoulder armor to boot! fuckin genius. this lady is obviously from the future, where we'll all be dressing like this. laugh now, while you can! mwahahaha



Subject: Do
Date: Jul 18 2007 05:37:04 AM
Author: Hamoosh the Fantastic

Come on. A fishnet mask?! HAS to be do...

PS. 30 - spot on, I agree (about your general comment - not the mask being a purse....)



Subject: nikki9-y-ross
Date: Jul 18 2007 02:03:16 AM
Author: bolo

what...the...hell...are you frikkin talkin about!
(it sounds nerdy and i want in)



Subject: Armor Class
Date: Jul 18 2007 12:40:36 AM
Author: Ross

nikki9lives, I don't think anyone else goy your joke, hilarious it may be. The left one is sad because her Necklace of Regen is'nt powerful enough to regain HP fast enough to deal with those high DPS mages they always fight. What a shame.



Subject: bogus
Date: Jul 17 2007 04:43:26 PM
Author: bitches

dude, they are both married and at an opera benefit, dressed to coordinate with the art direction. I see this shit all the time, as a society florist. You can't fool me.



Subject: you got
Date: Jul 16 2007 10:38:24 PM
Author: the right one baby, uhuh!

you fuckers want some more pancakes?



Subject: jeezus fucken crist, vice
Date: Jul 16 2007 05:34:42 PM
Author: grossing us out is a DO with them

for their age, they probably think they're hotties LOLOL

once you get past a certain milestone, "hot" shouldn't figger in one's vocabulary



Subject: they rule.
Date: Jul 16 2007 11:38:52 AM
Author: 30

The "mask" is a purse. Seriously, if these two were 22, skinny and attractive, they'd be Do's. I guess that's the lesson, as always: be 22, skinny , and attractive. If not, don't leave your house.



Subject: duds
Date: Jul 16 2007 10:16:53 AM
Author: cool

that's actually Prince on the right



Subject: art opening
Date: Jul 16 2007 08:04:01 AM
Author: fuck haute couture

Proof that immersing oneself too deeply in the art world will make one a pretentious, clueless loser who thinks dressing like the Nightmare Before Christmas Gay Disco is just esoteric enough to be fashionable.

Art f@ggotry kills, folks.



Subject: so cut off.
Date: Jul 16 2007 04:57:58 AM
Author: ...

you only need one head thing."
"ya think?"
"totally."
"but i want the both."
"then put that shit on your hip."

???



Subject: ...
Date: Jul 16 2007 04:55:21 AM
Author: ...

how did this happen?

there is not one sane thought in the mix.

what was their conversation like before leaving the house?

"should i wear this lace top with gingham? or is it too much?"
"it's fine - if you tie it together with this belt. and put this octopus on your head."
"okay great. but what do i do with all this bling i got?"
"give that to me. look! its a necklace."
"i must say, i dont really understand why you're wearing a mask AND goggles. that's two things on your head



Subject: bolo
Date: Jul 16 2007 03:59:12 AM
Author: manages to maintain a pole despite

jeezus, i guess Viagra does work. will wonder ever...oh never mind!



Subject: YES!!
Date: Jul 15 2007 11:12:27 PM
Author: 30

They are at a Halloween party dressed as 22 year old Do's. Think about it.



Subject: My Mind
Date: Jul 15 2007 11:11:19 PM
Author: Anglo

this is my mind......."lets fight".........now you know.



Subject: juice
Date: Jul 15 2007 09:52:23 PM
Author: beetle

i'll never know what's inside the minds of anglo-saxons



Subject: caption ftfy
Date: Jul 15 2007 09:14:06 PM
Author:

something like "frontier gypsy with polio" meets "underwater feudal stockbroker"



Subject: conjecture
Date: Jul 15 2007 08:49:25 PM
Author: fee

prop or jewelry makers convention?



Subject: what happened
Date: Jul 15 2007 08:46:12 PM
Author: jeezus fucking crist

is this it? two old bags and a dumb-stupid-ass caption to go along with it ?!

you're slipping vice



Subject: h
Date: Jul 15 2007 07:39:47 PM
Author: h

the comment doesnt do justice to the magnitude of this dont



Subject: first is wirst
Date: Jul 15 2007 06:26:11 PM
Author: eltonbong at myspace

Muff diving goggles are always a do!!



Subject: strange eyes
Date: Jul 15 2007 05:21:56 PM
Author: lilly

ahaha she has a face on her purse and goggles to keep the bees from her eyes apparently? i stared deeply into the eyes of the other woman and an immense sadness washed over my entire body. try it.



Subject: oi
Date: Jul 15 2007 05:21:42 PM
Author: ge

The look in the eyes of Mrs Left shows us all how truly miserable it is to be standing beside the gogglehead pinstriped madness that carries a purse with a mask. Try putting THESE two on a Viagra commercial.



Subject: so
Date: Jul 15 2007 03:58:15 PM
Author: do

DO

DO

DO



Subject: fuck warcraft
Date: Jul 15 2007 03:44:14 PM
Author: nikki9lives

Grandma has got a serious bonus to her armor class.



Subject: losers
Date: Jul 15 2007 02:56:23 PM
Author: caroline

who the fuck cares if you were "first"- get a life.

these women are obviously at some artsy costume party



Subject: oksjdfopksjfd
Date: Jul 15 2007 02:45:22 PM
Author: karasu

HAHAHAH whats with the goggles?

whats the hells going on

TELL ME!



Subject: Liza
Date: Jul 15 2007 02:44:10 PM
Author: Rickets

Those women are way too old to be drinking out of plastic.



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When you’re huge your pockets are the size of sleeping bags, so why the fuck do you need a survivalist fanny pack too? What are you, the Bear Grylls of leisure?
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You ever seen that movie Whole where people want to have their limbs amputated? That shit must make real amputees feel like OGs.

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