Wow, flip-flops, pajama pants, and the infamous crunched-up cowboy hat. That’s all there is. That’s all three. That’s like a girl being fat, ugly, and stupid.
Subject: i think i know that ass Date: Aug 30 2007 06:53:06 PM Author: luz
Is that in Ny? ^Cause I think I even had to work with that ass bartender. If it`s him is gay as a handbag, if he`s not, he`s still so gay (nothing against) and he`s got an attitude about it, guess about not acceptin`it. On top of it he got mad because your taking the pic? What an ass! Gotta be him.
Subject: not him again: Date: Aug 22 2007 06:08:45 PM Author: chink fetish
what? bret michaels is a stud...but i'm not a fag.
Subject: wine Date: Aug 12 2007 08:16:07 AM Author: paul
"Leaving so soon?, relax, have some red wine, is no big deal - Rodrigo isn't even here yet."
Subject: right Date: Jul 19 2007 02:08:58 PM Author: get it
All-in-all it's a don't, but that hat is a do, it will always be a do and it's proper name is a Chicken Killer hat. C'mon, fuckers.
The day after I read this one, I seen a man dressed just like this on the subway.
Well, I guess that's how reverse psychology works.
Now, label this as a DO, and lets see if people will get the message.
Subject: the fcuk? Date: Jul 16 2007 07:45:09 PM Author: raku ga
whatever, who else is going to give you a five dollar blowjob on market st. in broad daylight? this dude is a community asset.
Subject: here comes the sun Date: Jul 15 2007 01:11:32 AM Author: vampire skin
Sometimes white guys gotta wear cowboy hats b/c
pragmatism trumps fashion. Sure, we know we look like
tastless rednecks but, paradoxically enuf, it's the only thing
keeping said from getting red. But unless you're on a beach or
hearding sheep or something, there's really no excuse.
Subject: husker Date: Jul 12 2007 12:52:08 PM Author: dont
I think certain sandals with SHORTS can be ok but only if you're being extremely laid back and casual and only going out for an hour at the most or are having beers on your porch/are in some sort of exoctic locale.
other than that they are the lamest possible thing a man could wear. ESPECIALLY with pants.
anyone else notice that puddle of piss? pretty impressive says this observer. plus the guy in the back is grabbing his wiener.
Subject: hitman Date: Jul 12 2007 10:04:51 AM Author: sorry
sorry, hitmen wear steeltoes not flip flops
Subject: - Date: Jul 12 2007 08:23:48 AM Author: -
sorry but hes a hitman
Subject: ugh Date: Jul 12 2007 08:23:29 AM Author: Jeff
This guy reminds me of a certain retarded Jew on Toronto morning radio who lies about how much pussy he gets.
Subject: fingerbang Date: Jul 12 2007 03:46:50 AM Author: franz
did anyone notice he is bout to flip the photographer off??
you see he just got told he was bout to become a dont, instead of arguing he is accepting with a one fing salutee
Subject: ... Date: Jul 12 2007 03:20:54 AM Author: ...
and let's not forget the necklace PEOPLE
Subject: taco Date: Jul 12 2007 12:28:04 AM Author: anonandon
i hate those taco hats...
they remind me of britney spears. tools in general...
Subject: in my books Date: Jul 12 2007 12:07:32 AM Author: music police
although, if that's a flying nun tee shirt he wins back all of his cool
a perfectly captioned picture followed by 50 posts shitting on what was written. (by people who obviously all check for the dos and don'ts like their lives depend on it.)
the dos and donts are just supposed to be funny and are interchangable. just laugh at them and get over yourselves.
you know what else is comfortable asstard? sweatpants, mesh tank-tops, plastic clogs, you understand? just cause it's comfy doesn't mean it won't make you look like a fool.
Subject: yes the guy is lame, but Date: Jul 11 2007 07:07:19 PM Author: mouse
really though, what the fuck is with people who dislike sandals so much? i assume you haven't ever worn really comfortable ones that make it feel like you're walking barefoot on a suede rug everywhere you go. i know constricting winkle pickers and such are very stylish, but just relax your sphincters and chill out for once. i live in southern california though so maybe i just don't 'get it'
Subject: x Date: Jul 11 2007 07:04:58 PM Author: x
sandals may be unacceptable in new york - i'll give you that. but in places that aren't 100% concrete and covered in piss, they're alright. enough with the shoe fetish, vice. we heard you the first time, but the world outside NY doesn't follow that shit.
is the reason no one's even going to comment on that necklace like the reason people don't play practical jokes on retarded people or something? I understand trifecta is an easier concept but how could that get left out.
Subject: sexy cancer Date: Jul 11 2007 05:53:40 PM Author: eltonbong at myspace
Hey, lets look at the brightside, no socks with sandals, no pee stain on the pjs and the cowboy hat is...uhh...well, thats always a don't unless you are a chick with buttless chaps.
The male form below the waist should never be visible in public with exception of 2 occasions:
No Shorts unless your legs are going to be moving real fast or getting wet
No sandals unless you are too hungover to put on socks.
Other than that, sorry jeans and shoes must be worn.
Subject: mutant food part 2 Date: Jul 11 2007 05:31:24 PM Author: johnny vacation
plus, when I'm on vacation, my dicktoe is only visible to graying tourists and Mexican go-fetchers, so in that case - I still win. Who cares about them folks, right?
other than my cockish toe-segundo, my feet are very nicely groomed.
Hey, and why am I an asshole? I have a forearm tattoo just like you! We could be friends. I might even let you pet my monster digit. Then we can share a cab to the next Yo La Tengo show. My treat!
Subject: foot soldier Date: Jul 11 2007 05:07:02 PM Author: Brown Julius
did i miss out on some rule that states feet are meant to be hidden from view at all times? what the hell is wrong with you cowards? you're scared of looking at FEET?? they're down there anyway, not right in your view, you have to make an effort to look at feet.
why is it "cool" to dislike sandals right now? i don't get that trend.
"sandals are acceptable in many facets of modern life.
see, i got a really big second toe. Honestly, it's almost double the size of my big toe. Talon-like. So, when I'm on vaca, I'm entitled to let that baby loose. Free for a change, from rubbing and knocking against the front of a shoe. Truly relaxing.
Sandals can be acceptable."
MEANWHILE YOU ARE MAKING EVERYONE AROUND YOU NAUSEATED FROM THE REVOLTING SIGHT OF YOUR MUTANT FOOT YOU INSUFFERABLE ASS HOLE
Subject: w Date: Jul 11 2007 04:48:18 PM Author: werfs
No, it's like a girl being SKINNY, ugly and stupid.
Subject: er, um Date: Jul 11 2007 04:33:46 PM Author: Mama Teresa
Dystrophy , that is
Subject: Cannon's , what cannon's? Date: Jul 11 2007 04:33:07 PM Author: MAMA TERESA
LEAVE HIM ALONE HIS BICEPS HAVE MUSCULAR DYSTOPHY
Subject: cannons Date: Jul 11 2007 04:27:06 PM Author: check em out
sandals are acceptable in many facets of modern life.
see, i got a really big second toe. Honestly, it's almost double the size of my big toe. Talon-like. So, when I'm on vaca, I'm entitled to let that baby loose. Free for a change, from rubbing and knocking against the front of a shoe. Truly relaxing.
Sandals can be acceptable.
Subject: hipsters and dookie Date: Jul 11 2007 03:50:51 PM Author: Graham Reaper
is it ok to wear sandals if you are mowing YOUR lawn, enjoying a cold beer on YOUR deck/rooftop or quickly returning a movie to the store down the street?
jesus, i don't think this youngster should be out so late at night. point is, check out his cannons- he has none. those boys in the background are going to anally raap hime and rob him later, it's a forgone conclusion, check out his cannons. he has none i'm just saying, those guys in the background are going to anally raap him and rob him, it's a forgone conclusion, he doesn't have any cannons i'm just saying.
Subject: socks are for suckers Date: Jul 11 2007 03:24:57 PM Author: I'm a DON'T
Sandals are comfortable and practicle...which to me both take higher priority over being "fashionable". Go ahead call me a DON'T...bitches
He probably gives fashion advice to his friends..."you just have to look really laid-back--like you don't give a shit about your look. Chicks really go for that."
Yeah, fuck-face, you don't give a shit...that's why you wear spotless white pants. Pobably hemp. Trying very hard to look like some Californian drippy-hippy douchbag.
He hits the home run by also looking like an arrogant guido douchebag mama's boy. Is it just me, or is he starting to give the camera the finger? I'd like to pay some giant black guy to kick his ass from Jersey to Lombard, Il and back again, the fucking cunt.
Crumpled cowboy hat from salvation army 10.00, white cotton jammie pants from urban outfitters 14.99, American Eagle flip flops 12.49, pathetic gay expression= hopeless
Subject: chun king Date: Jul 11 2007 02:37:44 PM Author: Brown Julius
hm. then again, i bet the guy pictured knows how to spell 'misery'.
seeeeee, this is where i agree that sandals are fucking ridiculous. walking around on a 95 degree day in a relatively clean environment = fine. standing outside a club at night in the middle of the city = douchebag.
how come the do's and dont's are getting better again?
Subject: sweet Date: Jul 11 2007 02:07:11 PM Author: first
sweet
This woman is a goddess when you’re tree planting in Kenora, BC, with 30 other dudes. Back in the city however, she looks like a vegan groupie for Faith No More who doesn’t speak English.
The Old Blue Last is taking the “All British Women are Slappers” stereotype and exploding it out of the way like an IED on the road to Baghdad. Even the dude from Crass was drooling (seriously).
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