When Ashton Kutcher was trying to convince Three 6 Mafia to stop fucking whores and go for “real girls,” he meant this Brooklyn house-party type. They wear dirty shoes and keep forgetting to put on makeup, which is precisely why you want to go eat eggs with them the next morning instead of chewing your arm off.
Subject: hold on Date: Nov 22 2007 01:21:34 AM Author: aaron
vice...did you really just round-about give praise to Ashton Kutcher? He is the biggest Don't in the nation, his only score so far has been Demi Moore and I'm not so sure thats a score because she must be pretty dumb to find anything attracive in him. He is the enemy of funny, talent, and everything else that was sacred about pop culture.
The screen door slams, Mary's dress waves, like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays, Roy Orbison singing for the lonely...
Subject: .... Date: Aug 08 2007 02:05:19 AM Author: is that
lindsay ho-han?
Subject: .. Date: Jul 13 2007 10:59:48 AM Author: ..
RRRRRRIGHT!!!!
Subject: holga Date: Jun 30 2007 03:48:42 AM Author: tuputamadre
where's the holga?
Subject: lomo Date: Jun 28 2007 06:57:49 PM Author: steve zero
i dig the holga, just lose the diet janis joplin as the subject
Subject: trust me Date: Jun 28 2007 08:15:14 AM Author: you got it wrong
in the end, you're better off with the sluts because these "bkln house party" types are also sluts, just with too many issues to live it out.
only girls with issues don't want to look like sluts
Subject: Art School Slob Date: Jun 26 2007 12:44:04 PM Author: John M
Cunt,
It's spelled yeah, not ya. You missed the point, and yes I know tons of girls who are into/involved with art that care about how they look. Just not the obnoxiously opinionated, yet inexperienced, art school types who are still fucking around confusing being an artist with being a try-hard, wannabe, poser dirtbag bohemian. Later they will grow-up and realize they're retarded or they'll end up married to another one of their kind, pretending.
Learn to spell or stick to texting (LMAO, BFF, OMG!) with the other smarty-pants in your figure drawing class.
Subject: reality Date: Jun 25 2007 10:43:41 PM Author: check
who the fuck wants to talk or party with someone who's "fun". just stay home by yourself then in that instance okay cocksmoker! on that note -fuck "regular" who the fuck wants "regular".
Subject: wake up Date: Jun 25 2007 07:29:15 PM Author: rawsome
wow, girls who wear dirty shoes and don't wear makeup. That touched my soul.
New York is so backwards. THESE ARE REGULAR HUMANS. And they like fun!
Subject: real Date: Jun 24 2007 05:07:01 PM Author: moi
yay! it's a camera party. let's all be real while we take photos of each other being real!
Subject: idaho fags suck lots of dick Date: Jun 24 2007 08:09:52 AM Author: -ashton\'s
actually when ashton kutcher tried to convince three six mafia nuthin' he got his ass torn up real bad for showing up where his punk ass didn't BELONG unnerstan...that's just the nature of the way things works, don't be coming around here tellin' me how to work the bitches
Subject: If I may... Date: Jun 23 2007 01:41:22 PM Author: Gino the Slice
boooooooooooooooooooooooring. Within one second of this pic hitting the screen, my head hit the keyboard and I was drooling in my sleep, dreaming about the blond chicky with the big pie hole a few back. SERIOUSLY. And look at the cheezy-ass art school painting in the background. This is the kind of party where I'm a voluntary wallflower/clockwatcher because everyone is so fucking sad they'd make Holmes impotent.
Subject: wow Date: Jun 23 2007 05:02:41 AM Author: mmm
linsday lohan got out of rehab already? and went straight to club?
Subject: . Date: Jun 23 2007 12:17:15 AM Author: .
im glad homies be agreeing with the obvious facts an sheeyit.
indie girls are awesome to flirt/talk with...
and 1/ a million times you'll find a hot indie girl.
in which case you shouldnt be reading this, cause you should be on your way to the fucking chapel with her to make sure you hold that shit down.
other wise, italian girls with nice butts and drinking problems who "lllove" minus the bear will do for now.
Subject: to John M Date: Jun 22 2007 11:13:59 PM Author: art school slob
OMG, you are so right.
Ya, it's totally funny how art school girls can be such know-it-alls, and you know, since most art school girls aren't DESPERATELY trying to attract the opposite sex, they must not think about sex. Ever. Or they're just dykes.
And, seriously so true, who has ever seen someone that is into art wearing high heels and nice clothes?
Subject: the biggest dont ever Date: Jun 22 2007 06:22:35 PM Author: Clark Griswold
just mentioning Ashton Kutcher is such a dont it makes you gayer than 9 guys blowing 10 guys. fuck that fag. my friend saw ashton kutcher last week in fucking idaho and he said he was all wiggered out with a dew rag and sean john (or whatever that homo shit is) clothes. what a fucking loser
Subject: john m Date: Jun 22 2007 01:17:10 PM Author: ..
the gospel right there brother. i like smart, witty intelligent girls who can hold a conversation. just not in the sack.
give me the girlie girls. the sorostitues. the coke bunnies. the tennis skirts high heels make up. blowing lines off her tits and yea all that shit. talkin metaphysics and deconstructing graffiti and liberating hotel plants is what my boys are for
otherwise shes just one of the guys its like the friend zone but visa versa
Subject: my song Date: Jun 22 2007 11:51:13 AM Author: willie d
" i like bitches, all kinda bitches!"
to take off my shirt and pull down my britches
Subject: not so much Date: Jun 22 2007 11:39:05 AM Author: John M
These girls aren't that rad. They tend to be in art school and think they know a lot more than they do.
Sounds like you are looking for a bro rather than a girl for coitus. I like girls that care about how they look, who even wear heels and nice clothes. I guess that makes me so out of it, I should start fucking my buddies like you.
Subject: house party girls Date: Jun 22 2007 10:45:51 AM Author: danny
nonsense.
Subject: . Date: Jun 22 2007 09:34:55 AM Author: .
exactly.
but not these girls specifically.
the one crucial part about giving up hos is the house party girls have to look better than the sum of them parts.
in this cause they dont.... unless you be fuckin with some slimy ass hos, dun.
Subject: uh huh Date: Jun 22 2007 08:58:29 AM Author: thug mcgraw
haaaalf on a sack...haaaalf on a sack...haaaalf on a sack
Subject: michael Date: Jun 22 2007 08:31:19 AM Author: hata
oh you can BELIEVE three six mafia will give them as much egg as they can handle the morning after, brooklyn girls eat that shit up with renewed vigor all they needed was some sleep isnt it no need for make-up in these types of instances isn't it
" it looks like EGG Bitch , it TASTES like egg but IT AINT EGG. "
Subject: michael Date: Jun 22 2007 08:24:39 AM Author: hata
go suck cock bitch or shut the hell up. haters are the life blood of the dos and donts. havent figgered that out yet. what a DOUCHE isn't it?
Subject: ashton loves thick long black pythons Date: Jun 22 2007 08:16:31 AM Author: everyone knows thats a fallacy right?
i think we just got punk'd.
Subject: Dawks Date: Jun 22 2007 06:47:16 AM Author: Spav
hate ashton kutcher, the picture sucks, the caption is kind of funny. more asian chicks please Gav
Subject: hypnotize minds Date: Jun 22 2007 05:08:22 AM Author: juicy j
Of course, DJ Paul wouldn't need to take very long to chew his arm off.
Subject: ashton kootchie Date: Jun 22 2007 01:48:05 AM Author: fuck haute couture
why the fuck should we care what ashton kutcher says? Is he wearing American Apparel these days or something?
Subject: what? Date: Jun 22 2007 01:17:08 AM Author: Ummm
Who the hell is Three 6 Mafia? And who THE FUCK is Ashton Kutcher?!?!?
Subject: --- Date: Jun 22 2007 01:03:55 AM Author: ---
yeah jeez what the fuck is the idea behind tainting a mediocre DO with an Ashton Kutcher reference?
Subject: Sad Date: Jun 22 2007 12:43:33 AM Author: Michael
It's sad when you can tell someone has used all their wit to come up with a comment in order to impress some other vice hater.
Subject: Step it up Date: Jun 22 2007 12:25:14 AM Author: In yo face
This girl is a "Do" as in, "Fuck it. I'm so horny, any hole will Do". Get your shit together Vice. You know you're slipping when you start mentioning Ashton Kutcher in these things...
Subject: bah Date: Jun 22 2007 12:20:01 AM Author: R
av-er-age
Subject: primero, cabrones! Date: Jun 22 2007 12:06:38 AM Author: mr rational
i like bitches, all kinda bitches!
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