Jokes on wheelchairs is more than just a great name for a band. It’s a universal fuck-you to the god of fortune that makes all our problems feel like pussies.
Subject: pdx Date: Jan 30 2008 12:03:30 AM Author: lou
yay! portland!
Subject: concerned about this pic Date: Oct 02 2007 01:21:46 AM Author: slurpeee
c'mon, he didn't put that sticker there (if you call cardboard sell-o-taped to a headrest a sticker). some upbeat relative did to convince him there's still fun in the world & that being in a wheelchair shouldn't be all frowns & sooking & feeling sorry for oneself. now he's defined by a phrase he didn't even want there.
Subject: to Date: Sep 30 2007 10:34:23 AM Author: claire
Subject: PDX Date: Jun 17 2007 03:05:59 PM Author: Robbie
vice is in portland now? ive sat next to this guy too...
Subject: mutha Date: Jun 13 2007 11:57:49 PM Author: futha
should read: I'M NOT CHEAP! but, ....I'm not RICH either.
Subject: mutha Date: Jun 13 2007 06:46:28 PM Author: futha
"...even without this wheelchair I'm STILL a Pussy. Please don't hurt ME. PLEASE. DON'T!"
Subject: bus #15 - PDX, OR Date: Jun 13 2007 02:38:20 PM Author: esteban
I ride the bus with this guy.
I bet he'll feel more special now that he knows he's helping set the trend of wheelchair sex.
Lovely.
Subject: eh Date: Jun 13 2007 01:29:10 PM Author: j
thank you
Subject: ... Date: Jun 12 2007 01:01:16 PM Author: anna
wow vice, youre lucky this picture is amazing on its own so that we can all attempt to ignore the caption.
Dos & Donts, kind of your staple and claim to fame... you might want to put some more effort into it. saaaayin.
Subject: corn Date: Jun 11 2007 10:36:44 PM Author: beef
grammar school. jokes...are
Subject: mutha Date: Jun 11 2007 04:33:46 PM Author: futha
where's the sincerity of your efforts, i think that's the real issue PEOPLE. i'm outta here! just kidding. it's a very complex issue. there's no magic button to push, to get rid of the problem ME. i'll try to accomodate you but i can't tell you what to do next.
Subject: mutha Date: Jun 11 2007 02:54:37 PM Author: futha
utopian view of what the world is like SHIT.
Subject: mutha Date: Jun 11 2007 02:51:40 PM Author: futha
Vice, it's a shame you quit tending the garden, dear.
You'd hav something TO DO with all that HORSESHIT.
Subject: mutha Date: Jun 11 2007 02:41:32 PM Author: futha
" some BODY ring... the... bell ....for... me ? pleece. "
Subject: mutha Date: Jun 11 2007 02:36:02 PM Author: futha
his head clashes. in all meanings of the word.
Subject: mutha Date: Jun 11 2007 02:34:24 PM Author: futha
shirt doesn't match...
Subject: cool guy Date: Jun 11 2007 01:33:57 PM Author: alex
i tink hes a wery kool guy. he look like fun all the time
and rock around the clock!
Subject: mutha Date: Jun 11 2007 12:49:18 PM Author: futha
The oldest ugliest prostitute EVER, doesn't fuck of its own volition AND wrong sex..... Who does the FUCK does he think he's KIDDING?
Should be fucken FREE.
Subject: ... Date: Jun 11 2007 12:27:15 PM Author: ...
"did message size shrink over here?"
im glad
Subject: snow Date: Jun 11 2007 12:26:48 PM Author: Ron Duodenum
I once saw a bumper sticker on the back of a wheelchair that said "I'd Rather Be Walking".
Subject: .. Date: Jun 11 2007 11:34:34 AM Author: ..
oh, i got cut off! as i was saying, do a spell-check. and fuck you jack was the last thing i'd said, but again, i got cut off. did message size shrink over here?
Subject: .. Date: Jun 11 2007 11:32:44 AM Author: ..
"forgive me for being pedantic, but "makes all our problems feel like pussies." - What the fuck kind of English is that?
Is it supposed to mean that my ingrowing toenail now has more likeness to a nice soft, wet, warm, pink-party, or that in light of my new found enlightenment, I can muster the will power to stop moaning about my cat having cateracts?
Grammar is important kids."
uh, but spelling isn't? catAract, fool. and wtf is an ingrowing toenail? that shit is either ingrown or it ain't. if you're gonna act all holier-than-thou, do
Subject: pedantics Date: Jun 11 2007 10:32:44 AM Author: fhc
jack is a sucka. Who cares about VICE's grammar; most of these guys are more educated than most of their readership--they write like 12-year-olds cos that's their target market. Let it be.
Subject: errr... Date: Jun 11 2007 06:14:55 AM Author: jack
forgive me for being pedantic, but "makes all our problems feel like pussies." - What the fuck kind of English is that?
Is it supposed to mean that my ingrowing toenail now has more likeness to a nice soft, wet, warm, pink-party, or that in light of my new found enlightenment, I can muster the will power to stop moaning about my cat having cateracts?
Grammar is important kids.
Subject: down for life Date: Jun 11 2007 03:13:18 AM Author: dolphin magic
this guy reminds me of the way my farts smell
Subject: Has anyone even read this news article? Date: Jun 11 2007 12:54:19 AM Author: Nikki9Lives
Go to that. People in wheel chairs have fun all the fucking live long day.
According to eighties thriller hit 'Money Shines'
the also get to eat some mad pussy.
But they don't get much out of video games. With the whole neck down parylisis thing.
Subject: 2 fast Date: Jun 11 2007 12:16:36 AM Author: lisa loeb
NAS!
Subject: Old men rock Date: Jun 11 2007 12:16:22 AM Author: ARTichoke
I wish I had that sweet shirt...
Subject: handicapable Date: Jun 11 2007 12:13:38 AM Author: eltonbong at youtube
The coolest thing is that his chair has a wheely bar!!
Subject: bitches Date: Jun 11 2007 12:04:09 AM Author: handicrap
fuck you and your ability to walk says he
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