There are some girls that are so perfect everything they do is in slow motion and when they ask you for a cigarette it’s like an angel farting in your ear.

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Subject: cigz
Date: Jan 23 2008 02:31:46 PM
Author: c'mon no

bet she smells like an ashtray for reeeeal



Subject: Smoking
Date: Nov 01 2007 03:03:09 PM
Author: Dominic Dandino

Makes me vomit.



Subject: not into white girls
Date: Sep 01 2007 12:56:02 PM
Author: bla bla bla

but she's cute.



Subject: what a bunch of retards
Date: May 07 2007 11:17:31 PM
Author: prick

this girl looks like shit everyday



Subject: I would
Date: May 03 2007 02:47:33 PM
Author: i know you wish you were hot like me

I'm a girl, and seriously thiss girl is hot, she isn't barbie-like, shes totally cute. Adorable and i like her face.



Subject: Get it...
Date: Apr 24 2007 04:31:31 PM
Author: Dr

It's not about how this girl looks... It's a notion on the slowmotion picture effect.

And you guys would!



Subject: o
Date: Apr 23 2007 04:14:15 PM
Author: babykeepsitreal

melty, chubs face. gross.



Subject: this
Date: Apr 13 2007 07:43:41 PM
Author: me

yeah she just look like a cheap - looking little whore angel!



Subject: Shit, this girl looks like CRAP
Date: Apr 13 2007 06:03:13 PM
Author: Dotdotdot

Her shirt looks like something she pulled out of the garbage, and her jacket looks like something out of party city. Nice to know you've lowered your standards, Vice. Soon vice will be wacking off to girls with ebola.



Subject: 'bonehead'
Date: Apr 11 2007 03:47:03 PM
Author: actually..

Now that i think about it, i was raised not to hit girls and scince you are an aging shemale,sans disease, bonehead, i guess i could let my anger fade ,thus saving you another visit to the hospital , really, stay where you are ..fester into nothingness as you appear to be doing nicely ,oh and bon jour shitcorpse



Subject: huh
Date: Apr 11 2007 02:13:44 AM
Author: wh

she looks sexy, snip snip got a hair cut b4,



Subject: lets get shopping!!!
Date: Apr 11 2007 12:02:49 AM
Author: Vice

People, don't you know that aqua marine vinyl jackets are soooo hot right now??? Like, if you can't find one in the shops, just make one your self, but I want everyone wearing one by next week.

Gavo



Subject: eWWW
Date: Apr 10 2007 11:15:40 PM
Author: RUCA

That's the 99 cent store wannabe Barbie and her head is about to blown off by an angel's fart! Either that or Brittany Spears with hair.



Subject: Limeys
Date: Apr 10 2007 08:32:47 PM
Author: bonehead

OK honey, we'll have that schoolyard rumble. Just leave your name and number and I'll be sure to get in touch the next time I'm visiting highschools in the UK. Our little internet-discussion-board tiff means a lot to me. Yours Truely,
'Shitcorpse'



Subject: d.c.a.
Date: Apr 10 2007 06:04:21 PM
Author: actually

your response actually reinforces my response, and yes lets be friends, please.. my fist is dying to meet your bonehead face , shitcorpse..



Subject: Limeys (the post below)
Date: Apr 10 2007 04:57:20 PM
Author: dufus cocksmoking american

Shit dude, don't get your panties up in a bunch. Shitcorpse? Dufus cocksucking American? Allright, I'll try to keep it on topic next time... but just so you know, your response totally proves that I was right in calling you an annoying British nerd before. Let's be friends, ok? Fag.



Subject: limey
Date: Apr 10 2007 01:26:02 PM
Author: re- 5am

yeah, more annoying is a dufus cocksmoking american lame ass post not on point loser like yourself..keep on subject shitcorpse



Subject: perfect?
Date: Apr 10 2007 12:45:48 PM
Author: whoah

wow.....glad to know you guys are lowering your standards to include trash



Subject: I
Date: Apr 10 2007 12:38:02 PM
Author: donthinkso

no sir, those acne scars are probably moving in regular motion.



Subject: go back to france you pomos
Date: Apr 10 2007 11:00:44 AM
Author: those below

she dresses like a trashy black chic, not being racist here just noteing it. Guess thats ironic hur hur hur! Douche bags!



Subject: akdfj
Date: Apr 10 2007 09:39:25 AM
Author: daniel

it was inevitable that britters was gon get in the do's



Subject: that sound
Date: Apr 09 2007 08:21:32 PM
Author: keeno

I've always thought that the sound of Windows starting up or shutting down is the sound of an angel farting.



Subject: Limeys
Date: Apr 09 2007 07:59:44 PM
Author: 5 a.m.

"ubject: egad!
Date: Apr 09 2007 03:31:09 PM
Author: perfect???

what was in your ceral this morning? perfect?? this chick isnt even a 5 mate..reel your head in ya plonker..ps she has a crater face too"

>>Blimey!! egad, wuld you shut the bloody Feck up, mate?! Seriously though, is there anything more annoying than a nerdy British dude?



Subject: cute for a dragqueen
Date: Apr 09 2007 07:37:59 PM
Author: yoma

shes cute for a dragqueen



Subject: !
Date: Apr 09 2007 07:01:54 PM
Author: Skweekah

I dont give a fuck how hot some bitch is, she aint gittin one of my Sobranie Black Russians. Angel farting in my ear? More like the Devil losing all control of his bowels over my mouth while I yawn...



Subject: .
Date: Apr 09 2007 06:28:15 PM
Author: .

WHAT THE FUDGE, SHE IS SHIT



Subject: Perfect?
Date: Apr 09 2007 06:11:47 PM
Author: Johnson

By perfect you mean no tits and a butterface?

Just checking.



Subject: girl
Date: Apr 09 2007 03:41:31 PM
Author: stoops

sweet jacket.

who gives a fuck about highlights?



Subject: Vice
Date: Apr 09 2007 03:36:10 PM
Author: is getting weird

Uh....ok?



Subject: ...
Date: Apr 09 2007 03:33:07 PM
Author: ...

this is another kind of girl.

but i like her jacket.



Subject: egad!
Date: Apr 09 2007 03:31:09 PM
Author: perfect???

what was in your ceral this morning? perfect?? this chick isnt even a 5 mate..reel your head in ya plonker..ps she has a crater face too



Subject: time will tell...
Date: Apr 09 2007 03:29:45 PM
Author: pm

stick around J. that 90% will shrink with time. there are more than a few manly girls & girly men here to make a huge portion of the readers question Gav's sexuality on a regular basis.



Subject: .
Date: Apr 09 2007 02:42:05 PM
Author: .

relax there j, the do's and donts are just an excuse to say goofy things about pictures. theyre not actually "Do's and Donts" if you try to live by these you'll end up a dead kitty wearin a shopping bag and a pair of chucks.



Subject: true.
Date: Apr 09 2007 02:22:14 PM
Author: haha

I think the comment below should be the caption.



Subject: asdfghj
Date: Apr 09 2007 02:09:12 PM
Author: j

I swear 90% of the girl Do's are all girls Gavin wants to fuck.

We need to get you a gay side-kick so everytime you find yourself typing Do's with a boner you'll have an objective homo there to slap you and remind you that cheap highlights out of a bottle are never a Do.



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