this girl looks like i could stick my fancy in her pantry she could very well deserve my 9 inches of obsenity, she needs to love, fuck you gays that run that homo mag vice, u gays are just faking heterosexuals...
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Subject: you guys are such fucking hypocrites. Date: Mar 25 2007 10:59:03 PM Author: slartibartfast
If that picture was taken from the front and you could see that girl was Korean or Japanese or something you'd probably mention how much of a 10 she is and how when she walks by it's like the boners grow on trees, or how it's too bad that FOB's don't know better than to go holding hands with Doogie Howser on steroids.
Subject: . Date: Mar 25 2007 09:52:48 PM Author: .
Belgian dance act? better than funny Blacks? Please be on the same plane as these two. . . . Please?
Subject: eurotrash Date: Mar 18 2007 12:32:28 AM Author: dotty
at least europe has eurotrash in american you cant tell the difference between trailer trash and crackhead rich kids who are so insecure they think being skinny makes them demigods. these two look like they are a belgian dance act therefore far better than any of the half arsed racist tainted do's (?) or black men wearing funny jumpers that vice has. you guys are losers you realise?
Subject: bad Date: Mar 15 2007 07:46:14 PM Author: Skweekah
I want to same something mean about this couple cause Im a balding tub of shit and my girlfriend is a trolleylady...
Subject: She has to be drunk for Date: Mar 15 2007 11:39:10 AM Author: Los
putting that outfit on...
See he's making her take a sobriety test
Subject: this sucks Date: Mar 07 2007 06:12:31 PM Author: ...i mean this "don't" sucks.
vice, what the hell happened to you? this is obviously supposed to be a DO. where is your imagination? where is the vulgerity? why is there only one sentence under this picture? the DOs and DON'TS have gone from racey to lazy.
Subject: clearly Date: Mar 03 2007 10:16:54 PM Author: fuck
typo. clearly i meant back to the future 2.
Subject: this fucking guy Date: Mar 03 2007 10:11:58 PM Author: wow
remember how michael j. fox was dressed when he went to the past in back to the future 3? it was still classier than this shit. this guy should be dragged out into the street and beaten to death with a copy of GQ
Subject: warm Date: Mar 02 2007 08:05:23 PM Author: AS
fucking her must be like putting your dick in a knit sock fresh out of the dryer.
Subject: haha Date: Mar 01 2007 12:41:57 PM Author: jamie
hahahahhahhahahhaaaaa
Subject: youre stupiiiiiiid Date: Mar 01 2007 11:00:54 AM Author: yeahright
wow and so should half the midwest as long as we talking about people that should go back to whatever shithole they were birthed in
Subject: Blue and green rules Date: Feb 27 2007 11:24:03 AM Author: Bleecker
What's wrong with blue and green? It's not as bad as navy and black and brown together.
Subject: phrase Date: Feb 26 2007 07:48:47 PM Author: kex
it's red and green should never be seen you fucktards.
Subject: white light Date: Feb 25 2007 10:53:19 PM Author: meesh
a tweak can make many dont's a do. so i say to her, put on a white jacket or whatever, which i'm sure she has, and she good to do!
Subject: polish guy Date: Feb 25 2007 11:46:22 AM Author: heh
polish perhaps...looks like a skinhead who's just started to let his hair grow in.
everything about him is tough and fucking hot. she's the only eurotrash in this picture.
Subject: this guy Date: Feb 25 2007 10:34:17 AM Author: fuck haute couture is a west-coaster
VICE, I love you baby, but you use the term "Eurotrash" far too liberally. This goon looks like every other North Face/REI shopping, no-style, no-rhythm having yuppie west of the Mississippi. He wears those sunglasses on his forehead or the back of his neck while eating Oriental Chicken salads and drinking Diet Coke at Applebee´s.
As a person who lives in and has traveled around Europe, I can confidently say that Eurotrash gets much, MUCH worse than this. Tighter jeans, waxed eyebrows, hoop earrings, fanny packs (sans irony), homosexual strut, orange vest, pink shoes. Etcetera, etcetera.
Subject: everything i touch turns to flies. Date: Feb 25 2007 09:32:13 AM Author: baby
havemeyer st, Williamsburg ? meathead Eurotrash were there before you...
Subject: arm Date: Feb 25 2007 08:27:10 AM Author: f
the way she holds her right arm is very annoying
Subject: top gun Date: Feb 25 2007 06:59:15 AM Author: guillaume
the guy has a look like he's gonna hit you but still he's proud 'bout his bitch like "get a load of THIS"
Subject: fuck Date: Feb 25 2007 02:44:20 AM Author: bitches
that girl couldn't be more of a don't, even if she was literally covered in shit.
Subject: f Date: Feb 25 2007 02:12:24 AM Author: f
these 2 look very american
Subject: up yours Date: Feb 24 2007 10:05:33 PM Author: jon smith
vice is an american fag
Subject: 'bout time Date: Feb 24 2007 09:50:24 PM Author: xeno
it's about time someone said it. if they weren't so obnoxious, i wouldn't mind having them around. but they're fucking pompous pricks. i fucking hate it when they start complaining about america. if we're so beneath you, then fucking go back home.
Subject: We're in disagreeince! Date: Feb 24 2007 09:48:37 PM Author: Wil
Get rid of the hideous boots and she's a DO.
Subject: yup Date: Feb 24 2007 09:18:03 PM Author: know
If she had on a different bag (i.e. 80's leather patchwork), she would be a "do". what a difference a bag makes! But he looks like a polish fan of rugby who's favorite movie is "Snatch".
Subject: xenophobia Date: Feb 24 2007 08:38:11 PM Author: heha
I say keep it up if Vice intends on dogging on Eurotrash.... I see this look on many a European tourists and they must know we think they look just as silly as Americans in Europe look to Europeans. That's the way it goes.
Subject: show mesome Date: Feb 24 2007 06:32:02 PM Author: leg
If you removed everything from this picture but the boots and the tights, it would be perfect
Subject: white sneakers Date: Feb 24 2007 04:27:36 PM Author: vo
white sneakers make the men who wear them look like overgrown babies in booties.
I always expect to smell baby powder and poo when they walk by.
Subject: its fine Date: Feb 24 2007 04:07:50 PM Author: chacha
the contrast looks fine tho she seemed to try bit too hard.
Subject: MHR Date: Feb 24 2007 03:59:21 PM Author: freeman
This guy should go back to convincing people to drink Pepsi.
Subject: ? Date: Feb 24 2007 03:47:30 PM Author: xenophobe
What the fuck is with all the xenophobic captions of late? Is it that vice has run out of material? Have to knock on foreigners more than is necessary or funny?
Oh, and that girl's vest looks like a down-filled broken condom.
Subject: identify Date: Feb 24 2007 02:54:23 PM Author: gah
it's actually the terminator mixed with neil patrick harris.
Subject: t2? Date: Feb 24 2007 02:43:50 PM Author: lol@u
is that the terminator?
Subject: The guy below me is a fake Date: Feb 24 2007 02:16:10 PM Author: First McGirst
I'm the real first.
Subject: fag Date: Feb 24 2007 02:13:08 PM Author: euro
fuck you firsty!
This girl has taken a chubby friend, no tits, and about 30 bucks, and turned it into a funny sidekick, B cups, and her own clothing line.
When girls wear flowery Holly Hobbie stuff they look like they have rich parents which is great even if they don’t give you any money because they’re always into going anywhere at the drop of a hat and they usually speak whatever language it is they speak when you get there.
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