It’s impossible to resist that damaged, human-mess thing Ally Sheedy had in The Breakfast Club because, though dumping her will be a nightmare, the sex is going to be out of this world.
bung chump: Get over yourself. She's not taking lithium for depression caused by being separated from your tiny pud. Lithium is actually most effective on the manic portion of Bipolar disorder which means she was probably feeling fantastically euphoric. Taking six months to break up with a girl doesn't mean she's crazy, it means you're a pussy.
Date: May 06 2008 04:34:37 PM Author: ciost
she's very cute! im in love
Date: Apr 15 2008 12:43:10 PM Author: im one of those ladies
soo trueeeeeeeee.
Subject: yes Date: Apr 23 2007 02:18:32 PM Author: danny
amen
Subject: This bitch. Date: Mar 14 2007 07:09:01 PM Author: Asshole ex boyfriend
I just broke up with my version. Her name is Jess Garcia and she lives in Pomona. She's a fucking mess and texted me for three weeks after we broke up until I told her to stop. You know what though? The sex made the eating disorder, drug abuse, self-mutilating tendencies and unmedicated mood disorders ALMOST worth it.
Subject: Japan girl Date: Feb 25 2007 10:14:31 AM Author: Chrissy Anne
Initially I think she's trying to pretend she's from Brooklyn, but she's really from Sioux Falls, South Dakota....but in reality, she's Japanese and will probably be taking photos of artsy statues in downtown Minneapolis this summer with a bunch of cute friends in tight stretch jeans and weird socks and plastic purses that don't match anything.
Subject: bung chump Date: Feb 08 2007 09:55:10 AM Author: nut fuck
yeah, i tooootally went out with that ally sheedy type. first blow job ever, and while watching harold and maude for the first time too, when i was 15, nice!!!
breaking up with her took like 6 months and now she's on lithium i hear.
Subject: True. Date: Feb 04 2007 02:51:21 PM Author: +ten
Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast club makes me cream.
Subject: "the hell do we know this chick is jap" Date: Jan 24 2007 11:34:26 AM Author: ...
"how the hell do we know this chick is japanese?"
because it was taken in Japan?
Subject: rif Date: Jan 23 2007 10:07:08 PM Author: T.P
the woman is READING a book that says:
Vice DO's and DON'Ts are getting really pathetic.
Subject: now Date: Jan 23 2007 01:51:30 AM Author: hey
she was way hotter crawling out of TV sets in The Ring, yo.
Subject: h Date: Jan 20 2007 07:19:00 PM Author: a
i don't know, i've had sex with some human mess types and the sex wasn't all that crazy. small sample size, but i think that "crazy girl = crazy sex" thing is a myth, or way overstated. that's just me, of course.
Subject: t Date: Jan 19 2007 08:45:08 PM Author: ?
how the hell do we know this chick is japanese?
Subject: "If you keep eating your hand, Date: Jan 19 2007 06:20:28 PM Author: Lil Sis
you won't be hungry for lunch."
Subject: Hookers in East London Date: Jan 18 2007 12:38:10 PM Author: Bob
Oh and slightly off topic - but I think relevant - I was driving along Burdett Rd near Mile End East London the other day at 3am and a bird jumped out in front of the van...
I stopped and immediately realised she was a hooker. but I let her in the van - I declined her offer of 'business' even though her offer of £10 or £15 was rather reasonable. but let her sit in my van because she was freezing. She told me business was very slow and maybe I could drive her somewhere else.
On the way she said please could I give her enough money to get some chips. I said I was skint but had maybe a quid. She told me if I could make it a fiver she would suck me off. I again declined but joked that I would give her £1.70 if I could come on her tits. to my surprise she said yes... and I have to say they were nice tits too. should this have been a do or dont?!
Subject: BRING ON MORE Date: Jan 18 2007 12:31:55 PM Author: Bob
FAT BIRDS!!!
They are mingin and sweat a lot - but they are usually very happy to oblige if you ask them to insert household objects in various orifices... and thats good enough for me
Subject: . Date: Jan 17 2007 09:56:30 PM Author: wow
whats in her suitcase? Gems and cards? Or whips and chains?
Subject: Hmmm.... Date: Jan 17 2007 12:13:08 AM Author: Skweekah
Japanese girls dont shave? Well, neither do Koreans. My GF is holding onto her pubes like they're gold. I keep tellin her that she looks like a rabbi down there, except without the sideburns, yet..... Do you think that she gives a shit? I beg and I beg. I even done it myself to prove a point. The result: A grown man who looks like a pre-pubescent virgin down below. Sickening...
Subject: words to fuck by Date: Jan 16 2007 05:23:54 PM Author: ........................................
are you actually a virgin?
have you ever even seen a vagina?
Subject: r Date: Jan 15 2007 10:57:36 PM Author: r
well, that pussy is very likely to be hairy as hell
japanese girls don't shave
Subject: ........................................ Date: Jan 15 2007 04:21:35 PM Author: ........................................
nope. crazy girls are never EVER worth the headache. no matter how quality the pussy may be.
Subject: Mrs. Swan Date: Jan 15 2007 02:27:48 PM Author: Ty
Anyone else notice the similarity to Mrs. Swan?
Maybe if the boots had been different???
Subject: Breakfast club Date: Jan 15 2007 02:26:19 PM Author: Ty
All I remember is when she got all pissed and through her purse on the table. Then everyone kinda looked at her like "What the fuck?".
She also lied about being a nympho.
Subject: when you grow up, your heart dies... Date: Jan 15 2007 01:10:39 PM Author: pm
your name is Ralph, as in puke.
Subject: yeah Date: Jan 15 2007 11:57:49 AM Author: Rice
I never understood the attraction to her character. She had dandruff that she would play with and make snow out of. Fucking disgusting. Yeah, wild sex indeed - if you don't mind being covered in snowflakes of dandruff or earwax crusties.
People say that crazy chicks are great in the sac, but experience tells me otherwise. They're usually the worst.
The quiet, dorky ones are usually the wildest in bed.
Subject: r Date: Jan 15 2007 04:19:41 AM Author: r
japanese people spend millions trying to look poor
which make them look like shit
Subject: asian Date: Jan 14 2007 05:06:26 PM Author: chicks
probably sexy under the pile of fabric
Subject: i got wood Date: Jan 14 2007 03:23:10 PM Author: bumber clark
i sure there is a whole sub-culture of porn dealing with chicks asleep
Subject: ? Date: Jan 14 2007 02:46:24 PM Author: !
colour me smugly. and get yo' hair outta dat face!
Subject: what Date: Jan 14 2007 01:34:49 PM Author: yknow
it's the quiet ones who are freaks in bed. the crazy ones will do crazy shit like HOLD OUT
Subject: She's Date: Jan 14 2007 11:55:59 AM Author: Probably
reading some manga about chefs who compete in outer space.
Subject: chop suey Date: Jan 14 2007 10:41:02 AM Author: Glenn Maker
From my vast experience, sex with cuckoo ladies like this isn't all it's cracked up to be. Most of them don't even know how to have sex. They're like, "Does it go in here?" as they guide your penis into their crusty navel and/or waxy ear canal. Of course, the ensuing moment of truth is precious.
Subject: hey vice Date: Jan 14 2007 09:44:44 AM Author: esteban
you already said this one before.
Subject: weop Date: Jan 14 2007 08:28:58 AM Author: eee
is that a padded subway car?! id ont get it
Subject: japan sucks. Date: Jan 14 2007 07:08:04 AM Author: michaella
your insight really made me think of how unenlightened and unknowledgeable i am, thank you for revealing your awsomeness to at least 4 junkies who clicked on this link.
Subject: \ Date: Jan 14 2007 03:08:19 AM Author: /
whatever, i think she's cool
do
Subject: gfsdgd Date: Jan 14 2007 01:41:46 AM Author: no more
could you not feature japanese people in your magazine....ever?
Subject: JR blues Date: Jan 14 2007 01:14:17 AM Author: Diggs
what the fuck is with the j-girl pics and commenting on their fashion sense(lessness)? Anyone who has lived in Japan knows there is absolutely no rhyme ar reason to japanese dress. She is just as likely to wear a skirt an Amsterdam hooker would be proud of or a Misfits t-shirt under a Backstreet Boys back pack. And for the record, they ALL do the dead starfish in the sack(tho the hummers ain`t bad)
Subject: her hair Date: Jan 14 2007 12:47:14 AM Author: send in the clowns
looks so bummed
Subject: fo fo Date: Jan 14 2007 12:19:43 AM Author: fee
good cap yes (form atracting function)
Subject: firsty Date: Jan 14 2007 12:11:15 AM Author: i win
i'd rather see her face. first hos!
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