We hereby defy anyone to top: A bra-less, sweat-stained, cream bodysuit with duct-taped boots, a leather side bag, and a necklace of crushed jalapenos. She's like nude 2.0.
poolman, on Jul 30 2008 07:10:04 PM wrote: Interesting cream design on front, shows off her nipples well & love 2 get her home, strip her & after she does down on me, we shower & carry on fucking all night + lass 2 joins in.
Date: Jun 08 2008 12:00:56 PM Author: Coz
mmm DEEP THROAT
Date: May 08 2008 10:55:44 AM Author: €==B
Kah-Mel-ToH!
Date: May 05 2008 02:32:37 AM Author: are you joking?
this is why you go to parties thrown by art school dropouts.
hot sweaty pussy smells better than her pin number.
seriously, some of the people who comment on this are waaaaaay too picky. there is not one girl on the planet that is uglier than my fist, and I fuck that like a savage on a daily basis. that girl standing behind her would be a fun sleepover as well. but anyway, if you fuck anybody in williamsburg you're gonna catch hepcrabittyhiv-C.
Date: Apr 26 2008 04:24:31 PM Author: reduced
gross 1.0
Date: Apr 24 2008 11:39:46 AM Author: Jell-op-eh-no
I'm going to make an outlandish assumption here and say that this girls stink-hole will melt the eye balls from your skull. I'll also assume her vagina is a close second in the race for pungent supremacy.
The burg is a shit hole.
Date: Apr 18 2008 03:15:25 PM Author: oh yeah
I would so donkey punch this girl. awesome.
Date: Apr 11 2008 07:44:16 PM Author: -B
I do not like this one. i bet the bearded guy behind her is wondering if he missed the bukkake party.
Date: Apr 02 2008 08:48:52 PM Author: Kondo The Tailor
Sans 1-zie equals pancake mams and fur bikini. Not a good thing, unless you have no standards. . .Plus her bangs are probably making your beer gogs extra fogs.
Date: Mar 20 2008 09:55:24 PM Author: ak
holy guacamole that's hot. who cares about smell really? that's what showers were invented for.
Subject: Yick Date: Mar 06 2008 10:51:24 PM Author: R
She looks like she would smell like a mixture Patchouli and BO and her room would be covered in "plant" debris, cast off art supplies and bad paintings. She's gross and probably has the crotch-rot.
Subject: ya Date: Feb 28 2008 12:29:27 PM Author: uh
this girl looks dirty
Subject: wtf Date: Jan 23 2008 05:45:39 PM Author: c
this photo makes me want to die, how is that a do?
Subject: nadir Date: Dec 16 2007 03:46:58 AM Author: arch enemy
NAY-dir; nay-DIR, noun:
The lowest point; the time of greatest depression or adversity.
If I were to see this picture of my mom, wearing my Grandmother's stained undergarments, on the night of my conception, there would be violence!
Subject: 000 Date: Dec 10 2007 04:57:25 AM Author: 000
FUCK,i didn't even spell sleeze right,I deserve to be murdered by a killer who quotes the Bible,this joke sucks!
Subject: sweat Date: Nov 28 2007 12:28:43 AM Author: j
he's probably looking at her swass
Subject: Perv Date: Nov 24 2007 09:45:16 AM Author: me
Check out the guy checking her out.
Subject: 000 Date: Jul 10 2007 07:17:24 AM Author: 000
Girl must be cute Sailor Dude in back is staring at her ass.If he plays his card right he could be sailing her seven sleaze.
Subject: gross Date: May 16 2007 06:13:36 PM Author: Hater
Gross!
Subject: Gunt Date: May 15 2007 02:09:38 PM Author: Ginny
Nice Gunt !
Subject: if Date: May 13 2007 08:29:57 PM Author: patty p
nude 2.0 fucking covers it. you want to think youd rather see her just naked but you dont.
Subject: damn Date: May 05 2007 07:29:33 AM Author: jope
that video is ridiculous. 2 ridiculous looking fellas on a webcam lookin at this site. fucking losers.
you prolly need a whole fuckin eightball just to get her to open her eyes long enough to see where you pee.
puked in my mouf
Subject: ... Date: Feb 23 2007 05:33:34 PM Author: me
id say this girl has balls - but i think we all know she doesnt.
Subject: droppingbombscusbeatsweresoyesterday. Date: Feb 23 2007 01:07:40 AM Author: infected
yep.
i pretty much
wanna tear her body suit apart
with some fisher price scissors
and pour lotion
all over her firm body,
bling.
Subject: sexy Date: Feb 22 2007 10:47:06 PM Author: luisa
I wanna bangit
Subject: just......no. Date: Feb 08 2007 03:31:38 AM Author: GCBC
see that crushed beer can on the floor by her boot? I'd much rather fuck it than any orafice connected to her body. How do you spell eeewwoughblah?
Subject: wow Date: Feb 03 2007 01:02:23 AM Author: nastyjo
Upon seeing this picture, I have decided to abandon my family and career to hunt for that pungent godess all over Australia.
Subject: TOE Date: Jan 29 2007 10:10:49 PM Author: Von
I really dig the camel toe
Subject: hot lil thing Date: Jan 28 2007 05:08:25 AM Author: girl bally
love you nora, hot jumpsuit!
Subject: Gross jar cool core Date: Jan 27 2007 05:16:05 AM Author: sunshine
Straight fucking up...
This chick looks like hell, stained unitard messed hair.
But funniest thing is no matter how fucking grossjar a bitch can get.. theres ALWAYS going to be some DIRT BAG WITH NO MORALS staring at her shit stained ass ,waiting to exploit the situation.
Subject: yeah Date: Jan 26 2007 03:45:55 AM Author: jos
no fucking thanks....
Subject: ommm, for sure a don't Date: Jan 25 2007 07:36:44 PM Author: nada
are you mad? ...it's a bit much.
Subject: . Date: Jan 24 2007 11:55:03 AM Author: asdf
the cool thing about the outfit is.....it comes off all at once
Subject: sweet jezus Date: Jan 24 2007 04:47:10 AM Author: junior bonner
ogh! fanny tastic!
Subject: one word Date: Jan 24 2007 03:48:26 AM Author: trueriggersdon'tplay
CHODE
Subject: tan lines Date: Jan 23 2007 04:24:42 PM Author: savvy
gross, looks like a really bad tan line.
Subject: That's not sweat Date: Jan 20 2007 01:24:33 AM Author: Alowiscious
that's beer fo sho. Been there. That vanilla looking honey smells like stale brew.
Subject: meringue Date: Jan 20 2007 01:19:32 AM Author: oy
I want to sniff every inch of her.
Subject: Nora Nora Date: Jan 20 2007 12:21:49 AM Author: ALicia
priceless. priceless. so sweet.
Subject: heterogirl Date: Jan 19 2007 02:24:31 PM Author: they do exist
this girl is what I am thinking about when I pretend I am bi
she could smell like lemon meringue pie for all you fuckin' know...what'd you do? scratch the picture and sniff the screen? wanker.
Subject: power to ward off...available suitors? Date: Jan 18 2007 12:10:33 PM Author: la jalapenia
right. South america's very own superherionne.
No matter how many showers this chick took before she got here, in this outfit, she would still look dirty and reeking of sweaty B.O.
[ Thats just a side note, and really has nothing to do with south america. ]
to each his own, I guess.
Subject: . Date: Jan 18 2007 10:57:32 AM Author: zoid
sex is making a comeback!
Subject: omg Date: Jan 17 2007 03:41:15 PM Author: fuckfuck
Oh my actual fucking god. I've heard of people looking like a sack of spuds before but, well, she actually looks like an actual bag of Maris fucking Pipers
Subject: ha Date: Jan 17 2007 02:14:18 PM Author: gigi uniit
you mean "ugly-chick-seeking-for-attention" 2.0 !
Subject: ... Date: Jan 17 2007 02:06:50 PM Author: ...
if "ewwwww" would be a word to describe people... that would be it
Subject: you wrote this. Date: Jan 15 2007 02:04:10 AM Author: hell yes.
american apparel now selling one-size-fits-all used condoms? fun.
Subject: no subjectos Date: Jan 15 2007 12:30:01 AM Author: zincink
hahahah...i call this look trashasaurus-rex
Subject: asdf Date: Jan 14 2007 07:32:50 PM Author: asdf
"The 80s are back."
Did someone really write that?
You fucking fuckstick.
Subject: no subject Date: Jan 14 2007 07:30:13 AM Author: xxx
That is coral neclace....not papriiiika
Subject: That Date: Jan 13 2007 07:25:41 PM Author: is
hideous
Subject: Love Date: Jan 13 2007 06:50:00 PM Author: Mark
I am in love...
Subject: we know we know Date: Jan 13 2007 12:14:08 PM Author: lol@u
vice guys... we know you are lonesome, desperate, clammy weaklings. do you really need to keep proving it by posting again and again how some sweaty hobag is your greatest fantasy??? it's really awkward and embarrassing for you.
Subject: for once viceland, we agree Date: Jan 13 2007 11:13:15 AM Author: Dr. Fate
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Subject: camel Date: Jan 13 2007 10:45:38 AM Author: toe
this makes me want to puke
Subject: x Date: Jan 13 2007 10:37:05 AM Author: lll
did you get someone to piss on her first?
Subject: Smeegles sister is in the building Date: Jan 13 2007 10:35:54 AM Author: micsmif
Honestly this girl looks like a victim. Like her "muff" is covered in non consensual sex blood and that's not my bag. The girl in the background looks way hotter. It's official all magazines are written by mom hatting homosexuals.
Subject: you are under arrest Date: Jan 13 2007 04:53:33 AM Author: fashion police
whats missing here? the target sign on her face. ew. and ew.
Subject: damn Date: Jan 12 2007 11:34:26 PM Author: alex
this chick is going to be my future wife, if she survives the drug experiences that lay between her and myself.
Subject: Dirty Hands Date: Jan 12 2007 11:22:48 PM Author: Brother Louis
This is def. from the Black Lips show in Brookyln this New Years Eve
Subject: chili weeeee Date: Jan 12 2007 09:08:50 PM Author: pauly g
jalapeños are green
Subject: ... Date: Jan 12 2007 08:34:07 PM Author: goddamn
I want to live in her sweaty muff. Fuck waxing, fuck shaving ... the bush is back.
Subject: Loco Date: Jan 12 2007 08:05:37 PM Author: Mojo
You can tell by the look of her knees that her ass aint faring that well. The guy behind her is saying to himself- hmmm, aids here I come
Subject: ........................................ Date: Jan 12 2007 06:19:24 PM Author: ........................................
i bet she has wicked 60's/70's porno muff. all big n nasty like. ohh yeah.
Subject: mmmmmmmmmmmm Date: Jan 12 2007 03:53:14 PM Author: jake
This just needs a camel-toe to be a 12.
Subject: shoop da woop! Date: Jan 12 2007 03:41:20 PM Author: Fry Guy
This looks like the type of woman Peaches is talking about when she's singing about girl on girl strap-on sex or tacos or whatever the fuck...
Subject: erm... Date: Jan 12 2007 03:30:21 PM Author: Veronica
Her face is very Aunt Maude.
Subject: Date: Jan 12 2007 02:40:51 PM Author:
this is a composite of three or four attractive girls i know. she's what i think about when i masturbate. dude is lookin at her ass. she looks like she went/goes to wesleyan or oberlin.
Subject: Yes Date: Jan 12 2007 01:58:08 PM Author: SuperDrunk
"And on the seventh day God created Eve, and gave her a one piece jumpsuit, a budwiser, boots, and a roll of duct tape, and said 'Go remind gay men what they're missing'"
Subject: if Date: Jan 12 2007 12:43:15 PM Author: Jq
If you're grossed out by this dripping sex ready bonbon then you probably like boring sterile sex like the kind in A Handmaid's Tale. I prefer the primal kind where smelly sex adds another dimension to sight, sound, touch, and taste.
The muff never really went away.... it can't. It's always been there. Long live muff.
Subject: yup Date: Jan 12 2007 12:42:28 PM Author: Dan
Amazing. She has to be a blast in bed (and life) to party looking like this. I want one of her for my own.
Its so hot in a confusing halloween way, like, "Jeez, thats one scary getup. Please marry me fun girl."
clearly the taped boots, limp wrist, creamy sweaty bodysuit is the shit. the broad in the back is all about it.
thank you for showing us the light.
*throws up a little*
Subject: heave Date: Jan 12 2007 11:58:18 AM Author: dry
until i saw this, i was keeping it together and not puking up all the shit i drank last night. now i'm gonna have my head in the toilet til 6.
Subject: ? Date: Jan 12 2007 11:39:06 AM Author: ello
uh....what the fuck...i dont get it...im kinda grossed out
Subject: !! Date: Jan 12 2007 11:22:16 AM Author: !!
if you showed this DO to a cheetah in a zoo, it would get up on its hind legs and just start jacking off profusely.
this girl is the human personification of sex. i applaud her well-executed combo of crazy/sexy/dirty/bashfulness.
we have a lot to learn from this one, girls.
a lot.
Subject: Lies Date: Jan 12 2007 11:20:20 AM Author: Peach
....You certainly don't see this in those pretty adds for American Apparel
Subject: Yum Date: Jan 12 2007 10:58:49 AM Author: SickWitItChick
TooDarkMark looks hot in the back, I would so do him.
Subject: the real do Date: Jan 12 2007 10:39:07 AM Author: m
too daaaaaaaaaark
Subject: -------> Date: Jan 12 2007 10:25:29 AM Author: <------
Hipster twin powers activate! Form of...... an overdressed underdresser. Go!
I'm mean, does it get any more cliché than this? Excuse me while I go spit up blood.
Subject: Harumph. Date: Jan 12 2007 10:22:24 AM Author: Norcos
The man below is right... Those definitely aren't jalapenos.
I don't think that's sweat, either.
I think she spilled her Vente Latte across her chest.
Where the fuck are they anyway?
Nice Do, nonetheless.
Subject: ..... Date: Jan 12 2007 10:10:13 AM Author: Damn
you guys must be hard up for som puss, if you think that she's a do
Subject: she looks like Date: Jan 12 2007 10:06:06 AM Author: petro
she looks like this time i got a hooker in hungary but she turned out to be on the rag and kept trying to get me to bang her mother in law, half price.
Subject: She's Date: Jan 12 2007 08:43:17 AM Author: Back!!
Olivia Newton John is back! The 80s are back!! Big muff is BAAAAAACK!!! Deal.
Subject: Oh my Date: Jan 12 2007 08:17:28 AM Author: NightGod
my my my my my my.
Perhaps the perfect Do. Hats off to you Vice, this makes up for quite a bit of the past few months, indeed.
Subject: anatomically incorrect Date: Jan 12 2007 07:34:11 AM Author: jdw
she looks like a ken doll down there
Subject: Get Down Date: Jan 12 2007 02:50:50 AM Author: innit
She is the first proper 'do' in ages. If you ain't down with the muffs you're wack.
Subject: sex ranger. Date: Jan 12 2007 02:43:34 AM Author: jack the tripper
a magical chocobo of stiffies.
Subject: mmmmm Date: Jan 12 2007 02:10:14 AM Author: christin
i'd bump muffs with her.
Subject: fansalot Date: Jan 12 2007 01:37:16 AM Author: lumpy
Goodness. Humidity curled hair. Dancefloor sweat. Old leather. She already smells like sex and you didn't even have the chance to catch her first name.
Subject: mmmm Date: Jan 12 2007 01:23:00 AM Author: Jo
sweaty buns!!!
And check dude checking the rearview.
Subject: mufftastic Date: Jan 12 2007 01:10:32 AM Author: paddym
she looks like she has bush. It's so much better than the scorched-earth look. She was awesome in Spiderman
Subject: hot scuzz Date: Jan 12 2007 01:09:53 AM Author: chip love
scuzzy. i fuckin' luv it.
Subject: wow Date: Jan 12 2007 12:05:32 AM Author: wow
look at that beautiful muff!
Subject: zzz Date: Jan 12 2007 12:03:11 AM Author: k
eew i wouldn't hug her. i'd do leaning hug maaaybe.
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