Girls use lower-back tattoos to encourage your subconscious to think about doggy. When guys have them it makes you think of prison. Throw in some cartoon characters for 11-year-olds and you’re basically taking a shit in my brain.

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NicaInCali, on Jul 15 2009 11:35:44 AM wrote:
I really hope that's fake!


uli, on Feb 23 2009 07:21:17 PM wrote:
keep breeding shit, one day we need it to clog
the pipes of the up and cumming..


Date: Jun 01 2008 06:30:57 AM
Author: billy jean

i almost clicked "next" until i got hypnotised by his assbeard coming out a little



Date: May 27 2008 05:31:16 PM
Author: WaffleNazi

the Wolverine tattoo might not be real (beautifully applied temporary one though, meaning he had his younger brother hold it in place with a wet flannel for 20 minutes which was probably super traumatic) but the skull one is, and with all those back freckles it looks like a biohazard sign in a fog of toxic smoke. Like your plane crashes there, and you see the sign and your like 'bio-what? GACCKCKKKKKKKKHAAAAGGKKK'



Subject: .
Date: Dec 27 2007 11:14:19 PM
Author: james

looks computer-fake



Subject: chubby nerds are fun to fuck
Date: Jun 17 2007 10:00:24 AM
Author: cyclops

That's some milky white skin.



Subject: ha!
Date: Feb 02 2007 06:27:44 PM
Author: flauncy

this is my ex. seriously.



Subject: whoa
Date: Jan 18 2007 08:22:33 PM
Author: mzs

usually when a girl tats her lower back its called a tramp stamp for men its called a fag tag....no pun intended. im a stripper dirty jokes come easily.



Subject: wolfy
Date: Jan 17 2007 03:43:33 PM
Author: Lavish Lee

it's probly jack black.



Subject: lmao.
Date: Jan 07 2007 08:29:27 AM
Author: girl

if i woke up next to this kid, i would probably cuddle and be like "omg that movie was sooo great, we must've watched x-men II like a hundred times now! let's watch LXG, kay?" and he'll be like "but the movie was sooo different from from the original graphic novel!" but he would be too nice to say no so we'll watch LXG and giggle or something.



Subject: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Date: Jan 06 2007 09:25:13 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

i was going to say something really rude but i have a feeling being this kid is probly punishment enough.



Subject: What do I win?
Date: Jan 06 2007 05:40:51 PM
Author: Lili St Cynical

If I woke up next to this dude, first I'd convince him that he wanted me to use his favorite toy on him from behind, then I would go down to the kitchen, kiss his mom, bring scalding malt-o-meal back up to the room, and dump it out on his lower back while he was hog tied in the fetal position.



Subject: Mural
Date: Jan 06 2007 06:56:47 AM
Author: KidFinkelstein

He has depicted on his ass a pitch battle between The Avengers (left cheek) and the Justice league (right) It's all part of a little game he plays every time he poops.



Subject: Target Acquired
Date: Jan 04 2007 01:13:31 PM
Author: Basin City Loco

Spidey...I see that you have successfully located our hero's left nipple...Now Jackie Boy it is entirely up to you...a leeetle to your right...a leeetle more.



Subject: The Gospel of Mexico
Date: Jan 01 2007 04:15:55 PM
Author: Mexico

You're all talking shit now but when those 10 inch Adamantium claws drop and the blood starts flying will you still be mocking the insane power of WOLVERINE? No, you'll be running for the fucking door you pussies. Martyrs like this were sent to us from X Men heaven to spread the word. If Jesus came back today you wouldn't even have the decency to kill him. You'd invite him to dinner and talk shit about him once he leaft. Shame on you all.



Subject: c
Date: Dec 31 2006 04:11:16 AM
Author: c

Ladies,

What would you do if you woke up next to this shit? Keep in mind his mom is downstairs and the smell of malt-o-meal is in the air.

Best answer wins



Subject: subconscious?
Date: Dec 29 2006 10:07:12 AM
Author: freud

what is this nonsense about "subconscious"? isn't every guy perfectly CONSCIOUS of the fact that they want to nail girls with lower-back tattoos from behind? there's nothing subliminal about it. it's completely obvious to all parties involved.



Subject: this cunt
Date: Dec 29 2006 07:45:52 AM
Author: whatevs

you hold him down,i'll kick him in the nuts,a chinese burn(ankles and wrists) wind him,a kick in the shins and then kick him in the nuts,again.

i think i love him.



Subject: sex
Date: Dec 28 2006 10:21:26 PM
Author: gross

I hope no one ever has sex with him, ever.



Subject: Patton?
Date: Dec 28 2006 06:23:10 PM
Author: Christ Juice

That's really Patton Oswalt? Hot shit!



Subject: yeabitch
Date: Dec 28 2006 01:23:33 PM
Author: oh

Cheezy grundle hair



Subject: fagetry of the penis
Date: Dec 28 2006 01:19:56 AM
Author: Hugh Jackman

Maybe "Wolvewrine" is what he calls his butt tuft.



Subject: Boulderfist
Date: Dec 27 2006 11:18:18 PM
Author: WoW

STFU Patton Oswald is a big DO!

lawlalwlalwlalwlalwlal



Subject: writing
Date: Dec 27 2006 11:09:01 PM
Author: anyone

does mcginnis or whatever still write these?



Subject: so
Date: Dec 27 2006 08:32:42 PM
Author: fake

shopped



Subject: Poster hints
Date: Dec 27 2006 08:23:32 PM
Author: NightGod

Judging by the posters on the wall of his bedroom and the true glory that are his sheets, I don't think this guy has much to worry about when it comes to other people seeing any of his tattoos unless he corners them at a party and starts lifting his shirt.



Subject: review
Date: Dec 27 2006 06:21:09 PM
Author: sprinkle me

he might not have any back hair, but he's still got a tuft of butt threads.



Subject: still
Date: Dec 27 2006 02:38:49 PM
Author: jeebus

its still better than being a hipster...getting pounded in the ass in prison is also better..much better



Subject: no
Date: Dec 27 2006 02:12:00 PM
Author: fuck haute couture

this is not a real tattoo. sorry.



Subject: ~
Date: Dec 27 2006 12:16:40 AM
Author: poos poos

The dudes back isn't even hairy, he's a fraud I say.



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This guy is like when you just moved to a new town and you did some weird remix of Eric B and Rakim that everyone loves and just as it comes on and everyone cheers, he points to you all carpe diem and you think to yourself, “I am at the pussy zenith of my life right now.”

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