Right before a shy caterpillar blossoms into a flamboyant gay man there is a brief moment where he’s incredibly fashion conscious but still “straight.” This is the only time girls get to fuck guys that dress better than them so if you see one during this two-month zenith—pounce!
dodo, on May 19 2009 06:25:02 AM wrote: ..disgusting hairdo, mediocre clothing.
vice, are you sane?
besides, he/she is about to shoot a lil smack up his/her vein, I wont file that under style conscious.
=┌2nek, on Mar 06 2009 08:57:18 AM wrote: erzähl das einem am katernberger markt…
abefroman, on Feb 08 2009 12:39:16 PM wrote: pfft.. fuck that! I'm a dude and i dress a million times bettter than the chicks i know, and i'm not a homosexual either. Thats misandry bitch! You call this hipster trash stylish?? its hairdoo looks like something that most homeless bitches would rather die than get caught with..
d castello, on Sep 10 2008 07:47:41 AM wrote: yeah she is agyness fuckin deyn. i'm sure because she 's my sister.
Date: Jun 12 2008 12:00:03 PM Author: jazzyjake
That is not Agness fucking Deyn. Its a dude. definatly not a do tho.
Date: May 19 2008 11:02:00 PM Author: agyness
"is that Agyness Deyn"
haha that's exactly what I thought.
Date: Apr 19 2008 07:07:59 PM Author: aimless
that comment describes every night of my life. i had a threesome with 2 of those dudes last weekend. I WIN.
Subject: edited? Date: Mar 12 2008 09:19:43 PM Author: poprocksandsoda
Did he always have the black bar over his eyes? Vice, did you get served with a cease and desist?
Subject: bwahhh Date: Feb 14 2008 05:47:31 PM Author: Ed Templeton
Looks like a little retarded blonde boy. Fashion Conscious?? What? He looks like a reject to me. Oh wait, I forgot that in hipster land these days dressing like a moron, i.e. men wearing tight jeans tucked into shitty cowboy boots is considered cool.
Subject: never to peak again Date: May 20 2007 10:54:15 AM Author: the other white tate
it really is all downhill from there, that height of perfection!
Subject: what Date: Mar 13 2007 03:07:26 PM Author: who
is that Agyness Deyn
Subject: boy Date: Feb 27 2007 06:49:05 PM Author: bgpoztop
Pretty boy's going to be a pretty man. I'd fuck him. A shame he'll be bald by age 30. Front hairline is already shrinking.
Subject: . Date: Feb 24 2007 01:10:37 PM Author: superfantastisch
god bless this damned fuckable punk - or whatever he is.
Subject: Morgannnnnn Date: Feb 08 2007 11:41:00 AM Author: Montana
Yeah, it'd be on point if he were actually straight at all. But he's not. Though one time he hooked up with a girl.
PS: Love ya Morgan
Subject: tres gay Date: Jan 17 2007 05:46:06 PM Author: M
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=104014828 />
he's never been straight. not even 'straight'. never. sorry, girls.
Subject: gay Date: Jan 17 2007 05:32:47 PM Author: reader
i know this person in real life. he is the gayest thing ever.
Subject: omg! Date: Jan 11 2007 10:53:27 PM Author: Sara
It's Low Crawl!!
Subject: Betty Boop. Date: Dec 28 2006 08:26:02 AM Author: Dr. Fate
Its Betty Boop not Mickey Mouse ... although for my money, I'll take Steamboat Willie or even Popeye the Sailor man. toot! toot!
Subject: hair Date: Dec 19 2006 02:04:39 PM Author: daveshane
this guys hair looks like "blind joe" cut it.
Subject: ... Date: Dec 17 2006 07:32:14 PM Author: ...
this guy and http://viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=235&country=ca are the same person aren't they?
so what's with the bar across the face?
Subject: hi Date: Dec 16 2006 06:08:20 AM Author: daniel
yeh i think that's where I'm at, cept im still a virgin due to being too scared to fuck girls. And not just fashion conscious, all-consumingly self conscious. Torturously so.
Subject: yeah Date: Dec 16 2006 03:52:15 AM Author: yeah
this is absolutely on point. thanks for not fucking it up once. i want this guy to sit on my dick for a weekend.
Subject: = Date: Dec 14 2006 11:04:07 PM Author: -
"yeah, i did it myself..."
Subject: gay? Date: Dec 14 2006 11:48:21 AM Author: Mick
Girls?
I like to fuck 'em also when they're still 'straight'.
Subject: Top Date: Dec 13 2006 01:09:38 PM Author: Jimmy
Does this guy have cerebral palsy or something?
Subject: wait a minute... Date: Dec 12 2006 09:51:11 PM Author: crushkillkooks
isn't this guy a don't?
and what's so do about those tired mickey shirts anyway?
Subject: sdfgsdfg Date: Dec 12 2006 09:13:31 PM Author: sdfgsdfg
the biggest "do" about this is the fact that it's a "do" who wouldn't allow their face to be shown on viceland "do's". Dude.
Subject: below Date: Dec 12 2006 06:46:16 PM Author: spenkin
The black bar is covering his eyes because he still has warm drips of man glue on his eye lashes. A blunt reminder that there are always repercussions when you suck dick to pay for crack.
I met this kid in a lab class at Rutgers. Everyone thought he was crazy. I found nothing wrong with the fact he was trying to physically augment his left arm into a raisin.
Subject: i have a question Date: Dec 12 2006 05:07:05 PM Author: ??????
who the fuck is simon vasta.
ps:
i'm wearing the EXACT same bar right now.makes it kinda hard to see.
Subject: NO Date: Dec 12 2006 03:02:02 PM Author: HELL RELL
THE OLD PUERTO RICAN LADY UPSTAIRS HAS MAD BETTY BOOP STATUES AND SHIT IN HER CRIB (AND A BUMPERSTICKER ON HER WHIP). HER AND THIS DUDE COULD PROBABLY WORK OUT SOME KIND OF AGREEMENT WHERE SHE GETS ONE OF HER SONS THAT JUST GOT OUTTA JAIL TO BLOW OUT HIS LOWER INTESTINE IN EXCHANGE FOR THAT SHIRT.
Subject: fucktards Date: Dec 12 2006 03:05:25 AM Author: the real slim Morgan
hahaha I love you Amelia! WTF is up with vice magazine? you guys are kind of fucktards.
I dated this guy freshman year of high school. Now he's my bff, instead of my bf.
By the way, I'm serious.
Subject: um. Date: Dec 11 2006 10:37:24 PM Author: um.
who the fuck made that simon vasta comment?
Subject: DO Date: Dec 11 2006 08:37:28 PM Author: al pacino
i've been debating getting a pair of suspenders. this cinches it for me.
Subject: grammar Date: Dec 11 2006 07:28:10 PM Author: whatever
i dont think you used to word "zenith" correctly.
Subject: .. Date: Dec 11 2006 06:59:36 PM Author: iik
Because he didn't agree to be in the magazine.
Subject: Do REPEAT Date: Dec 11 2006 05:37:23 PM Author: .
This guy was a do already.. isn't that why you have the black bar over his face??
Subject: love you Date: Dec 11 2006 02:36:24 PM Author: Diana
i know this kid. hes fuckin rad.
Subject: iik Date: Dec 11 2006 02:34:21 PM Author: gonzo
true...very true.
Subject: Scrawny Boys Date: Dec 11 2006 12:02:02 PM Author: Jonesin'
I'd hit it.
Subject: HHH Date: Dec 11 2006 11:13:30 AM Author: Eric
He's not retarded, he's just gay.
Subject: Tards. Date: Dec 11 2006 10:25:02 AM Author: Michael
I get that they are having skinny dude overload these days; but seriously, leave us alone.
Subject: retarded ?! Date: Dec 11 2006 10:15:50 AM Author: HHH
Because of the weird hand posture and the semi-opened mouth i was convienced this guy was handicaped and this was another "the handicaped are great when they do crazy shit like they're not handicapped".
Subject: .. Date: Dec 11 2006 09:18:34 AM Author: iik
Straight men dress as well as women everywhere other than America.
Subject: . Date: Dec 11 2006 07:45:28 AM Author: Brooklyn Dodger
Macaulay Culkin is SO hot right now.
Subject: ew Date: Dec 11 2006 06:54:22 AM Author:
motherfucking acid-blonde simon vasta. it has to be.
Subject: Gender? Date: Dec 11 2006 06:24:26 AM Author: Dorian
This is a guy?
And I mean that in the nicest way possiable.
I have to go think now...
Subject: not qiute Date: Dec 11 2006 05:47:59 AM Author: sven hawtin
what is the deal with the skinny boy fad?
bring back the rough and ready semi-macho but still in touch with his female side, likes to hunt and then can cook a great meal GUY.
Subject: twister Date: Dec 11 2006 04:43:23 AM Author: harrumph
There is no way he is fuckable. He would snap or just flop around, I hate that folded in half posture.
Subject: dude Date: Dec 11 2006 04:07:30 AM Author: same
http://viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=235&country=us
Repeat? How this could be confused for anything relatively straight is beyond me.
P.S. - Fuck that hair cut.
Subject: haha Date: Dec 11 2006 01:45:52 AM Author: ha
hahaha the big black bar comment was even funnier than the one below it AND the first comment (LOL thats not a girl silly!!).
you vice readers are so goddamned FUNNY
Subject: That's it Date: Dec 11 2006 01:22:50 AM Author: Beat
Right, so before you become a fully-fledged gayman, you gotta wear a big black bar across your eyes for like two months?
Subject: Bzzzzzz Date: Dec 11 2006 01:08:03 AM Author: Melv
Looks like someone shaved a strip out of his hair while he was checking his fringe....
Subject: gay gay Date: Dec 11 2006 12:56:53 AM Author: marcusbondi
it's a bit anti-hetero to call it a 'zenith'; how about the much more bash-inducing "cusp"?
Subject: Take that, bitches. Date: Dec 10 2006 01:45:00 AM Author: Sir Firsty McFirst
Fuck it. I suck mang. Can I suck yer dick today fo
r a manburger on tuesday?
Subject: red hot Date: Dec 10 2006 12:45:26 AM Author: pussy
she is hot!
This woman is a goddess when you’re tree planting in Kenora, BC, with 30 other dudes. Back in the city however, she looks like a vegan groupie for Faith No More who doesn’t speak English.
What kind of sadistic parents let their kid grow up in Manhattan where, instead of playing Phantom Menace in the backyard, they’re chatting with the Pirates of Fagpants over here about how there’s no good cafés on Ludlow anymore.
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