DOS & DON'TS

While you and Cousin Geoff couldn’t lay your hands on any illegal hunting knives today, you can at least still watch his Faces of Death box set once you get back to the basement he lives in. Comments/Enlarge | See all


How mad would you be if you went to these guys’ house and it wasn’t some crazy squatted warehouse space with a bunch of old art installations and an old acid-fried hippie crashed out on the couch? Hmmm, maybe that’s how he got his arms ripped off. Comments/Enlarge | See all









If you were never accepted by the in-crowd during adolescence, one trick is to grow up, make tons of money, move to Manhattan’s Lower East Side, have kids like this, and give them whatever they want their whole lives. Then you can just go, “Let me hang out and be cool or you’re all grounded!”