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If you were never accepted by the in-crowd during adolescence, one trick is to grow up, make tons of money, move to Manhattan’s Lower East Side, have kids like this, and give them whatever they want their whole lives. Then you can just go, “Let me hang out and be cool or you’re all grounded!”

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Date: Jun 13 2008 07:20:52 AM
Author: Ikillclowns

Eat more butter, skinny ass.

Date: Jun 06 2008 04:32:48 PM
Author: brass

You all just hate them because they're prettier than you.

I feel bad for the beta female in the back. She has to settle for being ignored by the 1/3 of the dudes she's allowed.

Date: Apr 25 2008 03:07:49 PM
Author: I hate this.

This do sucks.

Date: Mar 28 2008 07:31:22 PM
Author: hehe

is she wearing flippers?

Subject: Whuh
Date: Mar 14 2008 05:03:30 PM
Author: Lenny Leonards

This girl is grotesque. I think it's because of the spider's legs she has. Or it might just be the spit shined Jared Leto that's frightened me...

Who knows.

Subject: that dude
Date: Mar 06 2008 08:10:26 PM
Author: Me

the dude smoking at the back is hot.

Subject: ni
Date: Feb 22 2008 06:05:23 PM
Author: nope

not a bad angle she has kangaroo legs. She needs to eat a f**king sandwich.

Subject: ...
Date: Feb 12 2008 02:20:00 AM
Author: Aussie

The blondie in the middle is very pretty..its just the bad angle i guess, that makes her look like she has kangaroo legs.

Subject: not
Date: Feb 09 2008 06:15:29 PM
Author: pron

These poor children are malnourished. Someone call children's aid.

Subject: bi bo
Date: Feb 01 2008 12:35:43 AM
Author: Rols

The girl behind is ten times hotter

Go the Vans old skools

Subject: mhm
Date: Jan 21 2008 06:01:11 PM
Author: lola

living the teen dream!

Subject: Aaaaaack
Date: Jan 18 2008 02:57:40 PM
Author: Ruby

That girl's legs are disgusting. Being shiny doesn't make them shits look any better, either. My stomach just turned a bit.. for real. NAS-ty

Subject: yeah so...
Date: Dec 27 2007 07:54:32 PM
Author: bones

i just wanna say fuck that hitler youth on the far right.

Subject: Why God, Why?
Date: Dec 21 2007 01:18:38 PM
Author: your bull

Why the fuck are everyones shoes in New york so fucking dirty? Do bums just poop on their feet constantly? And by the by those kis are all on speed and coke and or acid. I wish I was them. Oh wait, no I don't because then I'd live in constant fear of my creepy uncle earl touching me in secret places. Shit.

Subject: Coco
Date: Dec 15 2007 12:26:54 PM
Author: ....

That blond girl's name is coco. She's really sweet and 18.... also not anorexic in real life.

Subject: Beautiful
Date: Dec 05 2007 02:16:21 PM
Author: Scott

Young people are beautiful.

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Date: Dec 03 2007 08:52:43 PM
Author: Ollie

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Subject: no skinny bitches
Date: Aug 14 2007 03:41:43 PM
Author: just to piss you off

whats this new fucking fad with being so skinny that your fucking tendons and ligaments are visable through your fucking epidermis?

seen supermodels lately? strong breeze man and poof, their off like fucking tissue paper
im afraid to break those kind of chics

Subject: WoW
Date: Aug 03 2007 02:54:00 AM
Author: Boulderfist

I hope the poster below me knows he is talking about a 12 yr old. Yessh gross

Subject: wtf is with those legs..
Date: Jul 31 2007 06:50:34 PM
Author: BOW

she must have an incredibly scrawny pussy. which can only really be described as a cave. the sort where you can feel all the fucking bones.

Subject: wes
Date: Jul 27 2007 05:26:24 PM
Author: tt

royal tenenbaums?

Subject: ,
Date: Jul 23 2007 06:04:11 AM
Author: soccer mom

if i were there parents i'd buy them white shoes with shit already smeared all over them.

theyed love me.

Subject: no...
Date: Jul 16 2007 01:36:43 AM
Author: psh

She's just thin! She's young! Some people are just skinny. I would know. Stop hatin'. It just makes people think you're a fatty. Also, I don't understand how eating a cheeseburger make her any more attractive. By giving her cellulite?

Despite all that, I don't see how snotty, sneering, spoiled rich kids are a "Do" even if their gear is nice.

Subject: the best cigarette
Date: Jul 10 2007 08:26:07 AM
Author: the best cigarette

it looks like the guy in the back is smoking the best cigarette ever!

Subject: pastrami
Date: Jul 05 2007 01:20:44 PM
Author: mike

will someone feed this poor girl a sandwich

Subject: !
Date: Jun 19 2007 07:58:35 PM
Author: FA-Q

Just stare at the screen and dont focus. What the fuck is up with that chicks legs and feet?

Subject: yep
Date: Jun 14 2007 04:27:55 PM
Author: ghb

reminds me of my own neighborhood...lots of "rock and roll" posturing by a bunch of skinny waifs who can neither kick anyone's ass or play a musical instrument (making beats on that $3500 keyboard your mommy bought you doesn't count). At least they'll all have careers at A.A. to fall back on.

Subject: Peer pressure
Date: Jun 08 2007 04:07:17 PM
Author: Nebulous

The guy on the right is just thier coz he wants to fuck them and leave them on his doorstep.

that girls is close to fucking anorexic and at her age that is so frickin sad.

Subject: *
Date: Jun 05 2007 07:35:27 AM
Author: s*

i wish i had her legs!

Subject: dicks
Date: May 01 2007 05:08:33 PM
Author: maria

you dicks are so fricking jealous its unreal, everyone want to be friends with thease kids and hang out on there doorstep and look pretty.

Subject: Agreeswith(Liz)
Date: Apr 23 2007 05:10:22 AM
Author: camdog

Fuck.. have a sandwich.

Subject: ewww
Date: Apr 17 2007 09:40:47 PM
Author: skelabunnyRX (liz)

she needs to eat a double cheeser burger or 5

Subject: what
Date: Mar 15 2007 01:44:25 PM
Author: luc

What's up with that girls feet? They're like bionic, or something.

Subject: blah
Date: Mar 11 2007 04:12:18 PM
Author: Sara

fuck these kids, they probably sit on that stoop day and night waiting for vice to come take their picture. You know they don't have jobs...they spend all their time taking pictures of eachother to send into the DO's. There's just not enough time.

Ha! Nice try, attractive girls! You thought you could pull one over on us, but the legs, shoes, and general attention to detail are a dead giveaway. All the bulldog-faces and juiceboxes in the world can’t stop us from bugging you for the rest of the night.
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