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Looks like Mr. Miyagi forgot to teach Ralph the part where you’re supposed to take it easy with the shots, especially after a few bumps of that shitty Brooklyn stuff that smells like nail polish.

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Subject: put it together vice
Date: Oct 31 2007 08:49:45 AM
Author: esteban

You had a guy vomiting who looked like Ralph Macchio (I don't care if I spelled it right.) And you didn't go for the obvious pun? Jesus, what are you guys, Richard Greico fans or something? God named him Ralph for a reason.

Subject: Viagra
Date: Jul 28 2007 11:03:30 AM
Author: Viagra

"Order viagra online

Subject: Props
Date: Jun 21 2007 07:08:07 AM
Author: ?

I swear some chick that was semi passed out that had ordered like a million shots she obviouisly couldn't handle, made the Do's. How is this different... I give this guy props!

Subject: He just saw Hillary Clinton naked.
Date: Aug 25 2006 12:17:49 AM
Author: Mike

A second to glimpse...a lifetime to forget.

Subject: recycling numbers
Date: Jul 30 2006 02:28:52 PM
Author: Anna

Is vomit recyclable?

I guess it would depend on what number plastic you'd been eating.

Subject: right on
Date: Jul 26 2006 11:11:41 AM
Author: salvation

thank God you finally pointed out that shit smells like nail polish because here I've been going on for years thinking I'm crazy for being the only one that thinks that

Subject: seriously
Date: Jul 22 2006 02:55:33 PM
Author: daphne

totally smells like nail polish.

Subject: Pussy
Date: Jul 12 2006 06:31:11 PM
Author: The Reverend

This is the asshole who cut you off at the bar to buy a fucking wine cooler. He deserves every bit of it.

Subject: Do
Date: Jul 10 2006 07:14:59 PM
Author: Drinkus Maximus

having the stones to puke in public is a throwback to the excess of Rome, this guy is "Do" material.

Subject: HAHAHA!!!
Date: Jul 10 2006 11:18:06 AM
Author: googlymoogly

you kids are on a roll

Subject: Nam 68
Date: Jul 08 2006 08:08:54 AM
Author: Robert Oak

I can't believe I swallowed all 10 guys

Subject: ho
Date: Jul 06 2006 01:33:53 PM
Author: hum

THE SPITTIN IMAGE OF MACCHIO

Subject: then b
Date: Jul 06 2006 12:47:18 PM
Author: a

yeah looks like.

Subject: jumpsuits for clylde
Date: Jul 06 2006 06:00:31 AM
Author: Horserrrrradish

slow. put your pants back on plates first and then goes. work. below waist level crossing guards. fine.

Subject: *
Date: Jul 06 2006 04:30:53 AM
Author: ^

he just droped his copy of vice down there

Subject: don't
Date: Jul 06 2006 12:24:40 AM
Author: forget to

recycle

Subject: Whats crack-a-lackin'
Date: Jul 05 2006 10:59:45 PM
Author: Dr Strangelove

Holy shit! this was so spot on... Ha! He's the BEST AROUND! No body can ever get him DOOOOOOoooooooown!

Subject: thanks vice
Date: Jul 05 2006 10:07:35 PM
Author: crackfordays

First laugh I have gotten from the D&Ds in months. Good work vice!

Subject: Dear VICE
Date: Jul 05 2006 05:57:45 PM
Author: Mr. Miyagi

BBQ was great, thank you.

me Surrender.

Subject: tru
Date: Jul 05 2006 02:14:58 PM
Author: whoah

shit does smell like nail polish...

What are you doing, you stupid, stupid bitch? Your long hair is gone. Let it go. Jesus. You think that irritating rat tail is some kind of memorial to all your hard hair work? I want to cut it off so bad it feels like I have to go pee.
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While your friends are going to bars thinking they’re heavy shit because they just did seven shots or, ooooh they talked to a pretty girl, you are out there, in the streets, destroying society with your bare hands like your life is a Dead Kennedys song.

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