According to the TV, shaving was invented to make men look younger. That’s what’s so great about seeing big beards on little kids. While thirty-somethings are fanatically primping and preening their aging faces, these cherubs are sitting in a bar all day pissing their soft skin away like it grows on trees.
Date: Apr 18 2008 04:56:53 AM Author: my dad is smarter that your dad
the douche bag matt, underneath me is a "no" person. The world today, being in this horrible state of political upheaval and chaos, needs more "yes" people. I say yes to baby beardo. I would let him penetrate me any day of the week. I say no to matt. He probably drives a vespa and listens to belle and sabastion all day and wonders why all his women friends talk to him about feelings.
Subject: dave Date: Feb 10 2008 03:24:17 PM Author: dave
"So I actually just stumbled onto your site a couple hours ago and I've been reading and commenting and mostly disagreeing with what you had to say but man, this is the fucking cherry....."
Subject: Wow Date: Dec 09 2007 01:05:59 PM Author: Matt
Dude.
So I actually just stumbled onto your site a couple hours ago and I've been reading and commenting and mostly disagreeing with what you had to say but man, this is the fucking cherry.
I am now convinced you guys are completely devoid of any good taste and just talk out of your ass when writing this stuff. Seriously, your opinions would be better off written in some magazine reviewing shit stains on toilet paper.
Like if I lived in a community of fugly rednecks who don't intend to ever, EVER get laid by anyone but their moms (and even then h
Subject: hipsters posing as southern rock gods Date: Nov 19 2007 01:12:16 PM Author: seriously?
These men are so fine. God these are real men. I want that cock.
Subject: Beards and beards Date: May 22 2007 08:20:27 PM Author: Meow
The guy on the right looks exactly like my boyfriend, minus the tattoos. I like the tattoos, though. I'd fuck him for sure. Not McScowls on the left, though.
Subject: comment Date: May 03 2007 10:36:22 AM Author: slatzi
this guy had a house way off in no-cell-service land where we would thrash and drop drive-shafts out of jeeps then wait for hicks with lo-lites on their trucks to tell us,"just pop it into 2-wheel drive." pretty funny though gettin to interupt redneck mcdirt tryin to get road head from both his sisters on some triple kelly hump service road. yeah Bryan!
Subject: beard boys Date: Apr 06 2007 11:33:38 AM Author: Permanent
Oh, the one on the right looks great. My ex looked like him and was hotter without the beard but still...something about the beard makes me feel funny in my girly bits. Yeow!
Subject: Loving me some beard. Date: Mar 30 2007 10:59:46 AM Author: Beardy McBeardfag
I would also fuck the guy on the right. The guy on the left gets no love.
Subject: actually... Date: Mar 21 2007 08:44:20 PM Author: bleh
id fuck the guy on the right. hes pretty cute plus im digging the ink.
Subject: the more beards the better Date: Feb 10 2007 02:48:00 PM Author: Heath
no way, beards are the best thing to happen to fashion in a long time
Subject: you sound like a pathetic metrosexual Date: Feb 07 2007 03:24:39 PM Author: chef
faggy wanker - those guys don't give a fuck what you think of them
Subject: rednecks
Date: May 30 2006 10:02:57 AM
Author: lame
shave your face white trash.
..the only thing more annoying than some white guy who thinks he's awesome in his psuedo-western/hipster beard + flannel + dirty ass lee jeans and the wang bars and "art parties" are guys with goatees in any form.
goatees are so wack.
but yeah white trash isn't hot or cool.
all the girls who think this guy is hot would be even more stoked if he'd shave that shit in reality... or they are heroin hookers.
Subject: those are not neckbeards you moron Date: Feb 07 2007 03:21:57 PM Author: chef
you need to learn the difference between a full beard and a neckbeard, idjit.
subject: neckbeards
Date: Jul 09 2006 02:57:09 AM
Author: chinstrap
being a fellow neckbearded caucasian the better part of ten years i can easily say neither of these gentlemen will be laid anytime soon unless one of two criteria women are met:
1)obese
2)mothers
Subject: this look Date: Jan 04 2007 01:43:59 PM Author: Ricki Ticki Tavilake
This is about impressing other guys in a hetero way. Not about actually getting laid with the opposite sex.
Subject: wow!! Date: Aug 31 2006 03:09:35 AM Author: uhh
thats heavy
thanx for the stomach ache
prick
Subject: ! Date: Aug 17 2006 10:46:40 PM Author: Me
I know these fuckers.
Lovely boys, lovely boys indeed.
Subject: ???? Date: Aug 11 2006 06:23:54 AM Author: niggapants
I thought Burzum was doing hard time...
Subject: love the beards Date: Jul 21 2006 11:17:41 AM Author: michelle
I'd fuck either one, both are adorable
Subject: neckbeards Date: Jul 09 2006 02:57:09 AM Author: chinstrap
being a fellow neckbearded caucasian the better part of ten years i can easily say neither of these gentlemen will be laid anytime soon unless one of two criteria women are met:
1)obese
2)mothers
Subject: YOu Date: Jun 09 2006 01:07:17 PM Author: Me
Okay folks...next stop Pelican Bay.
Subject: Eclectic? Date: Jun 08 2006 08:44:57 AM Author: TomW
"You say our music's eclectic? I'm gonna hafta check our that word. And if I find out it's a bad word? I'm gonna fuck you up."
Subject: The guy on the left Date: Jun 05 2006 10:50:29 AM Author: Ben
Why is the guy on the left so cranky? Does he think the photographer is going to snatch his bottle?
Subject: planes mistaken for water music Date: Jun 04 2006 10:02:57 PM Author: freeman
I still cant believe these guys arent drinking PBR.
Subject: fuck all u Date: Jun 04 2006 07:08:11 PM Author: baby face
heck yea...its all about those of that are blessed...we will look young forever
Subject: my hobbit brethren. Date: Jun 02 2006 12:39:26 PM Author: Legolas
I saw the fellow on the right at a gay metalhead party and he was in the bathrub leting people jerk off into his beard. True story.
Subject: bearded fags Date: Jun 02 2006 08:16:10 AM Author: julio iglesias
are they at the short-stop in l.a.?
Subject: ? Date: Jun 01 2006 09:47:30 PM Author: ?
I agree. They're getting a buzz on for the Molly Hatchet Reunion.
Subject: haha Date: May 31 2006 02:51:55 PM Author: j e s s e
this debate is hilarious, like they care about fashion.
handsome dude on right
Subject: Date: May 30 2006 11:43:07 PM Author:
"all the girls who think this guy is hot would be even more stoked if he'd shave that shit in reality... or they are heroin hookers."
I disagree. How can the guy with the tats not have a beard? I can't imagine how boring his face would look, but with the beard he's the center of attention at every party.
When he comes into a room, everyone stops to take a glance at his beard. And that kind of attention attracts women.
Subject: pissing Date: May 30 2006 11:14:07 PM Author: t. bish
they may be pissing away their soft skin now, but later theyre going to be knocking your jaw loose.
Subject: :O Date: May 30 2006 06:45:38 PM Author: uh
These guys are fucking ace right here. If I were a guy, I would totally grow the hugest, most digusting beard.
Subject: . Date: May 30 2006 05:00:39 PM Author: .
I bet the guy on the right fucks like a volcano
Subject: The Truth Date: May 30 2006 04:23:47 PM Author: John
you know what i like about dudes with beards? their work ethic. once you have a beard, you end up working harder and producing better results and actually giving a shit about your job and your profession. that's what this pic is screaming: model employees.
... I dunno ... but these 2 look more like KKK good'ole boys to me.
Complete with gun rack in the ford and meth lab on the now defunct farm.
Subject: nonecks rule Date: May 30 2006 11:33:41 AM Author: redface bohunk
did sumone say neegerr?
Subject: rednecks Date: May 30 2006 10:02:57 AM Author: lame
shave your face white trash.
..the only thing more annoying than some white guy who thinks he's awesome in his psuedo-western/hipster beard + flannel + dirty ass lee jeans and the wang bars and "art parties" are guys with goatees in any form.
goatees are so wack.
but yeah white trash isn't hot or cool.
all the girls who think this guy is hot would be even more stoked if he'd shave that shit in reality... or they are heroin hookers.
Subject: vs blades Date: May 30 2006 09:26:49 AM Author: rollerskates
I agree about how great the photo is. The lighting really captures the mood, and all that other artfag stuff. I love it.
Subject: hello Date: May 30 2006 04:18:50 AM Author: is it me you're looking for?
the guy with the (visible) tats is cute
Subject: for beards Date: May 27 2006 08:37:51 PM Author: advice
Beards are nice and fine, if you can grow one. There is nothing more irritating than a 20-something year old hipster with pubic hair on his face.
Remember boys, if you can't grow a beard like this guy in the photo, don't bother. Wait a few years, and you'll get it right (if you're not a total pussy).
Subject: Beards Date: May 27 2006 10:26:07 AM Author: Matt Helders returns
yeah fuck it I'm going with the beards from now on whatever. Fuck y'all and STFU and - blah...
Subject: Dude on the right Date: May 27 2006 08:19:30 AM Author: whatever
Seriously, I didn't know I was into beards until I saw this picture. It just makes me realise that I have to stop fucking babies and get myself a man.
Subject: hot shit Date: May 27 2006 05:38:02 AM Author: sally
The guy on the right is so fucking hot I'm creaming my pants... Dudes with beards are the ultimate. I'm dreaming of sitting on his face tonight.
Subject: Big up gawker Date: May 26 2006 09:30:28 PM Author: daniel
as joey arak would say: "hipster or homeless?"
Subject: . Date: May 26 2006 07:30:27 PM Author: .
God Gavin, did you have a huge boner every time your bearded cherub came to work in the morning?
Subject: nice Date: May 26 2006 06:42:46 PM Author: tonybadassassino
i don't know about beards and cherubs, but i like the image. the composition of it, the lighting, the colors, their expressions. made me stop and inspect it for a while. an unusual occurrence while browsing de web.
Subject: hair Date: May 26 2006 01:29:25 PM Author: Frank Beard
Dunno. Speaking for the 30sumthings, I'm seriously
considering going all Billy Gibbons with it to hide the impending ugliness.
Subject: ... Date: May 26 2006 12:03:01 PM Author: Niik
I like the bar photos you're taking. The lighting, I think it is. ie this and the striped shirt one. Makes me want to lounge there for a while.
Subject: .. Date: May 26 2006 11:48:00 AM Author: yah
BEARDS!!! more beards everywhere, please.
Subject: aching for mustache love Date: May 26 2006 11:42:05 AM Author: miss
Cut me off a slice of husband please.
Having a man look like Grizzly Adams makes the fact that they want to talk about their "feelings" tollerable.
Subject: than your average Date: May 26 2006 09:10:16 AM Author: slicker
ahhhh brycey bryce....what a cutey pie
Subject: . Date: May 26 2006 08:56:57 AM Author: .
ill agree with you guys aboot the guy on the right, but for a second peep the dude on the left! Grizzled New England Alcoholic ahoy!
Subject: beautiful Date: May 26 2006 08:55:45 AM Author: just a dream
I cant tell if they hate everyone and everything or if they're Hermann Hesse reincarnates. Either way they're pillars of consciousness.
Is this the enemy of a superhero we don’t know about? Like, Toast Lady or something?
Hey Puerto Rico / Where did your dad go? / Your mom did it solo / but look at you now. You’re dressed like a baby / in motherfucking leopard slippers / Jesus Christ kid are you still in the fucking womb? We need to hire dads to go through the projects slapping these perpetual premies in the head and making them, I don’t know, lift heavy things.
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