If you’re worried your friend is getting laid more than you, one way of dealing with it is to turn yourself into a slightly shittier version of him and do everything he does. That way when girls look at the two of you, they’ll go “Hmm, he seems cool,” then turn to you and be like, “Wait a minute, I thought he was cool. What’s going on here?”
Yes, right now she looks like a German interior designer covered her with vomit after eating a box of crayons. But if we can be married to something as weird and pretty as this when we’re 50, we won’t be mad. Comments/Enlarge See all
The scent of best pals is sweaty and sweet, sort of like if talcum powder had a wee bit of fart dust in it. Go ahead, sniff your little buddy there. Nobody’s looking. Comments/Enlarge See all
Du 29 octobre au 11 novembre 2009 EXPO PROLONGÉE JUSQU'AU 29 NOVEMBRE
à la Galerie Chappe (Paris) Richard Kern, Maggie Lee, Peter Sutherland, Dana
Goldstein, Tim Barber, Martynka Wawrzyniak, Angela Boatwright, Jamie Taete,
Jonnie Craig... Plus d'infos...
