Scoff if you want but VFP Fire Systems, Inc. has an outstanding reputation for performing high challenge projects in the Great Lakes and Mideast regions in addition to working nationally on occasion. Experienced in-house project managers, designers and field technicians evaluate, design, fabricate and install optimal fire protection systems on time and on budget — so go fuck yourself!

COMMENTS
Date: Jun 03 2008 09:46:42 AM
Author: Johnny

This wholesome image makes me want to vote McCain.



Subject: VFP
Date: Oct 06 2007 07:00:59 PM
Author: slutpup

Since its inception in the 1920’s, VFP Fire Systems, Inc.
continues to be the fire protection industry trendsetter by providing its total fire
protection package with reliability, safety and performance. VFP sets the
standards by which others in the industry are measured.

This is accomplished through a dedicated team approach by employees who are
knowledgeable, friendly and responsive.



Subject: rock hard gummers
Date: Apr 16 2007 04:36:18 PM
Author: danno

ever since viagra came along, this guy has been the unnofficial backdoor-man of every geriatric community in the northeast. this guy has been pimpin since pimpin been pimpin.



Subject: brumbdi
Date: Mar 27 2007 11:31:09 AM
Author: bars

Toothless grins may look gross, but until you've had this guy gumming on your slim jim you just havn't lived



Subject: old and bold
Date: Mar 05 2007 01:30:23 PM
Author: ultimate geezer

Just fixodent and forget it.



Subject: wah
Date: Feb 08 2007 01:02:30 AM
Author: thr

eeee he's so cute



Subject: whine
Date: Jan 04 2007 01:48:06 PM
Author: getting-older-girl

(Sigh)
Girls never get to be cool old people. You're just considered expired, and useless. Prove me wrong.
Thank god I'm at least not a straight chick




Subject: Old People Rock
Date: Oct 28 2006 09:43:58 AM
Author: OldSkoolPimplin

Hey, when you get that old, I say you have the right to dress however you damn well please. My favourites are the ladies who wear outfits that are all the same basic colour - just different shades. Every piece is a *slightly* different green, and it looks AWESOME.

I bet all the slightly matching ladies wanna get with this guy.



Subject: _
Date: Jun 01 2006 05:11:38 AM
Author: _

beyowdy



Subject: what
Date: May 31 2006 12:52:30 AM
Author: who the

does that mean?



Subject: deputy dog dumbass
Date: May 30 2006 02:35:32 PM
Author: Peter 'f-you' Murphy

sorry 'undermydog', i'm not tony. i am the lead singer of Bauhaus. i was merely pointing out the fact that tony is a 10x better writer than the dillholes vice has scrounged up for these dos/donts. you sir, are a rat soup eatin', born insecure motherfucker and should find a way to be critical/sarcastic that doesn't reveal your inferiority issues so blatantly. now get back 'under my dog' & get to work cleaning my taint.



Subject: Contact Us
Date: May 29 2006 11:43:58 AM
Author: cash

For 75 years, VFP Fire Systems has been a recognized leader in fire-protection design and installation, safeguarding thousands of commercial, industrial and residential buildings. Their high quality products and services save lives and property with the long-term reliability their customers have come to expect and appreciate.

Because they know there is no margin for error when it comes to fire protection systems, VFP Fire Systems consistently delivers quality, customer satisfaction, professionalism, integrity and value.




Subject: offense
Date: May 28 2006 01:22:47 AM
Author: james

i meant to old people, not you. although i hate old people i keep it under wraps because i'm polite and usually respectful. luckily, i don't feel the need to be polite and respectful around whiny, wannabe hipster fucks like yourself.



Subject: this nig
Date: May 27 2006 09:50:24 AM
Author: meal maker

He looks like an old high school teacher that I once had. Except my teacher cursed up a storm and threatened to kung-fu chop any foriegners. Namely Russians. I don't know, maybe that man does the same.



Subject: Peter Murphy - Self Promotion
Date: May 26 2006 06:40:28 AM
Author: underdog

How much you want to make a bet Peter Murphy is Tonyfatass? Someone check the IP address. And I like how fatassino has such a high regard for himself that he thinks the NSA will actually "dark-op" him. get over yourself.

PS fatty....no girl is going to want to fuck you just because you think you're "creative", so quit posting the email address.



Subject: nothin' but net tony, NBN!
Date: May 26 2006 01:15:57 AM
Author: Peter Murphy

ok tony, you were a bit harsh on this greatest american hero but did ANYONE notice that tony used the esoteric, antique, cream of the fucking crop, and entirely correct word "STROP" when describing the chunk of leather this dude probably used (properly) to keep his shitty kids in line? c'mon Vice! what does this tony fella have to do to get a writing gig, bleed bourbon? DAMN!



Subject: old shit
Date: May 25 2006 04:30:50 PM
Author: Niik

Hey, just a dream, it is not hard to live to that man's age, whatever it is, like, 70, i guess, but who gives a shit. Drinking yourself to death is hard work and won't do you before 60. I will probably live to 154 if i keep this pace.



Subject: TONY1/2ASS
Date: May 25 2006 03:33:22 PM
Author: 3507321C

NOBODY'S GOING TO E-MAIL YOU LOSER.

THIS OLD MAN IS SMILING BECAUSE HE JUST SHIT HISSELF FOR THE FIFTH TIME THAT MORNING.



Subject: oooh, it's on now!
Date: May 25 2006 12:59:00 PM
Author: tonybadassassino@hotmail.com

Why the need to say "no offense" when you so obviously intend to offend? Talk about soft twat. You hate old people? I love old people. Like all of us, I will soon be one myself. Now go fuck yourself you illiterate half-wit. Offense definitely intended.



Subject: nah
Date: May 25 2006 11:38:21 AM
Author: james

no offense, but as much as i hate old people they were a lot more hard core than the fucking soft twat frat boys i'm familiar with today, and undoubtedly your whiny ass as well.



Subject: Bush Sr's WW II wing man?
Date: May 25 2006 10:30:00 AM
Author: tonybadassassino@hotmail.com

All I see here is one of those sadistic all-American frat boy types finally old enough to feel okay wearing a pair of "comfy" Sansabelt polyester pants over his freakin diapee-wipee. I bet this guy shaves with the straight razor that he sharpens on the old leather strop that he used to batter his wife, children, and dog. He probably thinks that "Reefer Madness" is an accurate depiction of a real societal plague. Okay, okay, I suppose old people are cute, but only if they were cute in their youth. Sadly, most folks these days aren't quite "sane" enough to get the fuzzy-wuzzies off of peering into the whiskey drenched soul of this bum. Just looking at him makes the whole world's PTSD rage off the fucking charts, man. Seriously, I'm almost afraid to post this entry. I feel like the goddamn NSA is going to run a retaliatory dark-op on my ass because I'm not gushing about how he reminds of George Washington or some other bullshit like that. Don't you have any nice pictures in your collection?



Subject: DP
Date: May 25 2006 10:03:09 AM
Author: Johnny Cash

I think he meant a donkey literally punched this man in the face.



Subject: DP
Date: May 25 2006 09:43:20 AM
Author: petey wheatstraw

donkey punches are delivered to the back of the head...during doggystyle sex. this true american never did any crap like that!



Subject: old man river
Date: May 25 2006 08:51:42 AM
Author: just a dream

Does anyone realize how difficult it is to live to this man's age? You have to literally "dodge bullets". With all the drive-by shootings, gum disease, cancers, bird flu's and ufo abductions, I'll consider myself lucky if I can make it to 30. This guy has witnessed hitler's rise and fall, saw the zeppelin go down in flames and probably voted for Abraham Lincoln. And just look at him too, this guy knows he's the balls. Thats the attitude you need to make it thru the valley. (that and a cup of wine a day). He's taken his share of donkey punches to the mouth and is still smiling.



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