“Freaking” is a dance we like to make fun of that simulates doggy-style lovemaking. Some mime pioneers have taken that premise even farther and began a yet unnamed dance that simulates fucking a bitch in half with a 300 lb walrus-shaped dick and then drowning her in cum.
Coz, on Aug 28 2008 12:38:10 PM wrote: PLEASE NO INTERATIAL it makes me use Condom... ASS HOLE
Subject: so high Date: Feb 05 2008 08:42:48 PM Author: elevate my soul
more like, who doesn't freak in loafers
Subject: high school Date: Jan 30 2008 12:40:35 AM Author: hellahyphy
this dude is a total nerd. who freaks in loafers???
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Subject: Jesus Date: Jan 25 2008 11:58:24 AM Author: christ vice......
Uh.....ya.
Subject: The Wages of Coalburnin'... Date: Sep 01 2007 02:52:00 PM Author: True Aryan Christ
Dude, I live on Martha's Vineyard, & I run into Ol' Tony from time to time. He's a v sweet dude, but he looks just like Muammar Qaddafi from Libya.
Subject: RE: Armandresdin & "True Aryan Christ" Date: Aug 31 2007 06:10:48 PM Author: Daniel Giuditta
Christ was Black Yo! Word! Word- Holla!
Look, I know that Santa Claus is Black, but not Jesus.
Christ obviously wasn't Anglo, but Armandresdin' when you suggest that True Aryan Christ best get his facts right because “Jesus was Black (baby)”, what facts do you have to support your argument? Scholars have debated Christ’s race for millennia- and obviously every group that worships him assume that Christ looked like them.
Jesus was Galilean Jew- It generally agreed upon today that Christ was a Middle Eastern, Curly haired Jew-face. He probably looked like Tony Shaloub.
Subject: What the shit? Date: Jun 29 2007 01:56:08 AM Author: Armandresdin
hey, "True Aryan Christ", if you're gonna be racist, get your facts right: Christ was BLACK, baby!
LOL, dumb ass!
Subject: Le Freak Date: May 31 2007 08:43:23 AM Author: True Aryan Christ
RACE TRAITOR. She's all cool & multiculti til she's got a mudbaby & a black eye, and no white man is buying her contaminated bullshit.
Subject: ahhh, Date: Mar 13 2007 06:20:19 PM Author: no
he does have a walrus shaped bone head and it looks very much like a learning disability too, come on, dont hate you haters ,he is just retarded ,ok? as for the silly bitch subserviently posed on the ground, well, she should just know better..
Subject: And yet... Date: Aug 25 2006 12:52:11 AM Author: Mike
And yet when he assaults her later that night, she'll be shocked at his behavior. Shocked!
Subject: .... Date: Aug 03 2006 04:17:50 PM Author: CousinChris
there is an h.p. lovecraft story about a monster like that with a giant cock that splits girls open and drowns them in cum.
the poor guy.
i found it in my jr. high library 17 years ago.
find it, it's very erotic.
also look up >down these mean streets<
great book for young minds
Subject: umm Date: Jun 06 2006 06:33:28 PM Author: mmu
where do you guy's get your pic's for "do's and dont's?" Do you take them yourself or do people send them in and you judge them?
Just wondering.
Subject: get it away Date: Jun 01 2006 06:03:33 PM Author: leah
ew. hes biting his lip. enough said
Subject: wishing it was me. Date: May 30 2006 01:31:10 PM Author: Jealous as Fuck
Man that guy makes me wet in the pants. Who doesn't love Phat Farm sweaters grinding all up in you while performing some freak Cirque Du Soiel shit.
It's too much to handle.
I am envious of that girl.
ps.
sweeeet cross necklace.
Subject: wheelbarrow Date: May 25 2006 05:27:23 PM Author: rhys isteric
This is not a dance.
This is not wrestling
And this certainly is not the way to win a wheelbarrow race, i bet they have been practising for years and always wondered why mommy cried every year come sports day.
Subject: thank fucking god Date: May 25 2006 05:11:09 AM Author: vichy french
walrus-shaped dick
in the immortal words of kurt cobain "i'm not the only one..."
Subject: who cares? Date: May 24 2006 07:56:21 PM Author: TonyBadassassino@hotmail.com
I think Vice is taking that whole "the experiences of stupid people matter too" way too seriously. There's a certain type of image that inspires poetry. This sh!t couldn't extract a rhyme out of Walt Whitman.
Subject: jad Date: May 24 2006 03:16:21 PM Author: PM
just a dream, you are so poignant. i like your way of thinking, your sense of humor, etc. are you male? female?
Subject: "drowning her in cum" Date: May 24 2006 01:05:11 PM Author: El Rey
im no fucking manbearpig, but that is fucking ho-larious
P.s. all women ignore me.
Subject: freaking Date: May 24 2006 11:48:14 AM Author: Gary
what the fuck is he doing? Is he serious? Look at him bit his lip like what he's doing is not ridiculous. Puerto Ricans are about the biggest idiots on earth.
Subject: Jesus Date: May 24 2006 09:29:15 AM Author: just a dream
I like how the crucifix has become a fashion statement. did you really think those nuns back in elementary school were overreacting when they said satan is among us perverting our sense of truth? be weary, the slope is slippery. just kidding. its all a lie. we should all be fucking in the streets...or at the very least, dry humping in the corner of PTA meetings.
Subject: Shithouse Date: May 23 2006 11:30:28 PM Author: Jimmy
This is beyond 'not funny'. It's just plain fucked.
Subject: Was Date: May 23 2006 09:51:39 PM Author: That
Not Funny.
Subject: Forward Date: May 23 2006 09:06:07 PM Author: fun
You guy's don't no shit. Have'nt you ever shagged doing the 'reverse wheelbarrow' before. Try doing it going down stairs.
Subject: wack Date: May 23 2006 06:25:41 PM Author: JCEEZ
is it just me, or ever since the new do's and dont's format began the quality of the pictures, and captions have gone to shit.
Subject: Again with the freaking? Date: May 23 2006 04:21:25 PM Author: Eric
What is it with you guys and freaking? Anyone you catch a glimpse of anyone not doing it "the correct way" you get your panties all in a bunch. You're like freaking nazis.
Subject: Freekie Date: May 23 2006 03:53:32 PM Author: Niik
That's how I dance, bitch.
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