"So yeah, everything with fleas has to be put down tomorrow by council order. We're going to have two vans at each end of the square and there'll be plenty of trained technicians at both to ensure that the process is carried out as painlessly and carefully as possible.
Anyways, where would you like us to re-locate your dog?"
Date: Jun 22 2008 12:02:56 PM Author: bloke2dollar
what you all complaining about??? Australia is full of these fucking idiots. In 1989 a bloke got laid for having dreads and since then every non-original moron there, and there's fucking millions has gone and got dreads. What scares me is the amount that are yet to come. You see there's a lot men there who've just decided to grow a goatee beird cause its kinda cool.
Be thankful there's only one idiot in this picture
Date: May 30 2008 01:48:35 PM Author: jvrs
i find the beard and the coat mildly disturbing.
Date: May 23 2008 02:23:23 AM Author: Jane
No tengo el tiempo.
Date: May 22 2008 10:57:56 AM Author: JAZZMAN
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Fuck it
Date: May 22 2008 06:07:57 AM Author: Chris
My dad used to say that hippies have fleas forty years ago, so sort of full-circle humor, huh? Sort of 'joke's so old it's new', huh? Fleas? Ouch.
Date: May 22 2008 04:36:10 AM Author: wwwwwwwwwwww
i want to lie down with him whilst he tries to argue for the cultural significance of incubus and make me go vegan,and il just block it out by reminding myself that,although somewhat misguided,hes a dime who il make see the errors of his lame ways
Date: May 22 2008 04:08:36 AM Author: yooo
that guys one of the cleanest looking people in the D&Ds for a while,i'll forgive him the faded jeans, could be better,and i usually hate white guy dreads but i think he pulls em off..and i'll let the scarf go because even though theyre played out, i still like them,and dammit,hes cute;Shut cho mouf Vice
Date: May 22 2008 03:13:27 AM Author: i get it
are you kidding? that is no flea bag. that is SO a well-kempt-dread guy! he's into marley and longboarding and is NOT a junkie, but just an overall rad dude!
i could go on and on about how those two are reading each other (obviously she's doing a survey and stumbled upon 'rugged college guy', on the grounds of the campus they both attend unbeknownst to each other, and is surprised that he's really friendly, but little does she know she's as good as he ever does)
Date: May 21 2008 10:47:59 PM Author: Jaco Pastorius
No shit. If I want to read Dos and Don'ts I'll subscribe to Vogue (again).
Date: May 21 2008 08:56:56 PM Author: awwwww
awwwwww cute doggie, ew y is that superior breed of a dog with some dirty hippie
uuu that was mean....skit skit
Date: May 21 2008 07:31:29 PM Author: come on guys
Instead of trying (emphasis on trying) to write funny captions for silly photos could you guys revamp the whole "do's and dont's" concept? From here on in, and I'm sure I speak for many, we'd like to just see scantily clad hot girls and sneaky vagina shots like the "do" from before.
You'd really be doing everyone a favor and make the whole thing a lot more entertaining than the bullshit its become.
Thanks a million vice people!
Date: May 21 2008 07:22:32 PM Author: Percy Fernsprinkle
Few men look good with dreds. None of them are white.
Date: May 21 2008 04:33:15 PM Author: uhhhh.....
Shemagh and dreads....yuck....dreads are SO bad....fucking junkies....
Date: May 21 2008 02:05:50 PM Author: skinhead
Rastayrans,
Suck my ass spittle.
Date: May 21 2008 01:58:59 PM Author: bob
newfags
Date: May 21 2008 12:59:01 PM Author: JonJewely
When i first saw this picture I thought what a nice ledge to skate, but then I realized that it wasnt waxed and it was just goop from the trash sitting on it.
Date: May 21 2008 12:42:59 PM Author: bandit a la mode
sort of a stretch... but you can't be witty all of the time I guess.
Maybe go back to doing a handful a month instead of cranking 'em out?
Date: May 21 2008 12:07:44 PM Author: Elijah
HAHAHAHAH OH MY GOSH.
TOTALLY TWIST ENDING.
Ugh.
Date: May 21 2008 11:32:01 AM Author: Coops
Bu-dum-bum-chhhh!
Date: May 21 2008 10:14:11 AM Author: jak
Oops. Missed that. Thank you mr. insight, it's actually almost funny now.
Date: May 21 2008 10:05:52 AM Author: woot
you guys!!! Good old vice has a moral opinion!
They are referencing the kangaroo culls in Australia!
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6653397.stm
Date: May 21 2008 10:05:24 AM Author: yeah
.....that was dog shit
Date: May 21 2008 07:47:17 AM Author: shecky
ha, this is like an old jewish catskills comedian writing a dont'. and i like it. borscht belt vibes bro.
Date: May 21 2008 07:18:12 AM Author: ted
It's not a Don't to have a dog you asshole. Its' the flea ridden dreadlocks. grow a brain.
Date: May 21 2008 05:06:30 AM Author: jak
Why is it a don't to have a dog? What the fuck is with your pathological hatred of dogs? It's just getting sort of weird now.
Date: May 21 2008 04:58:56 AM Author: des
I like the way he's laughing with incredulity but with a hint of slowly creeping in realisation that he's about to be put to death.
Date: May 21 2008 03:28:06 AM Author: what
not funny
Date: May 21 2008 02:46:46 AM Author: And then I got off the bus...
Pull back and reveal lol
Date: May 21 2008 02:01:24 AM Author: fuckin beastmahon so shut the fuck up
what a bunch of fagg ots. Off to the fuckin laogai widye.
Date: May 21 2008 01:23:09 AM Author: 111
where are you from, southern california?
its sunny in winter sometimes, that doesn't mean it's warm
move somewhere with seasons
Date: May 21 2008 01:15:27 AM Author: 000
This looks like such a sunny Fucking day!How much jacket do you need,Are you both homeless and have to carry your entire wardrobes on your back?Or is it cause hippies are addicted to jackets!Your both selfish for not dropping off at least 3 layers to good will!
Date: May 21 2008 12:55:16 AM Author: Kromdar
I didn't predict it, but I didn't laugh at it, either. Not even a smirk.
Date: May 21 2008 12:05:14 AM Author: akr
i read that twice to make sure i hadn't missed the funny. (i hadn't.)
Date: May 21 2008 12:03:58 AM Author: first?
pretty predictable
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