oh please, on Apr 16 2009 07:37:31 PM wrote: leave them their sneaks...its all theyve got for fooks syke
Stove, on Nov 26 2008 07:28:07 PM wrote: bloke2dollar, are you member of the group : "I think that pointing on sthg pointless in the background of the dos and donts from Vice magazine makes me look smarter than the average guy writing comments to the dos and donts from Vice magazine" ?
You should. You are not alone.
Stove, on Nov 26 2008 07:22:00 PM wrote: "Not everybody can wear anything. Even if it looks good on a model, it may be terrible on you."
Date: Jun 21 2008 01:50:42 PM Author: bloke2dollar
whats even worse is the chap in the rainbow faux tie die in front.. he thinks he's rebelling but he still tucks his shirt into his underpants
Date: Jun 10 2008 09:17:52 PM Author: Elizabeth
I love asses. One of my top ten.
Date: Jun 09 2008 01:30:23 PM Author: ljanear
naked with a backpack attached to your hip?
that'll leave a mark.
Date: Jun 09 2008 01:29:05 PM Author: ljanear
bay to breakers...
so much naked chode and chodette booty
not enough xanax.... or blindfolds... or nightmare-less sleep.
don't EVEN get me started on the front.
Date: Jun 05 2008 07:22:34 AM Author: John
LOL they're NAKED!!
Date: Jun 01 2008 02:27:16 PM Author: nice
that's possibly the straightest asscrack--no, ass line i've ever seen
Date: May 30 2008 07:02:30 PM Author: infinity teeth
another white woman with a terrible booty ^__^
her unibutt looks sad
Date: May 21 2008 01:02:35 AM Author: k
Your too fucking nerdy to show them from the front.
Date: May 20 2008 01:44:58 AM Author: tricky
that is the largest fannypack i have ever seen on Mr.Universe. win.
Date: May 16 2008 04:28:25 PM Author: maggie
I personally enjoy the balloon tied to her pack.
Date: May 15 2008 11:05:53 AM Author: THE OK BLACK DUDE!!!
IT'S THE COTTAGE CHEESE WALK FOR LIFE!!!!!
Date: May 11 2008 12:08:46 AM Author: anon
this is a do.
i don't care what anyone says or what sub-culture you belong to, nudity is ALWAYS a do. ALWAYS. and it doesn't matter how old you are--a "gross" body is culturally constructed anyway.
Date: May 10 2008 06:58:19 PM Author: emily king
dayummm
im frikkin jealous my botty can't be ghetto and saggy
Date: May 08 2008 10:11:02 PM Author: hellocentral
he's got his pack on his side... he didn't want people to miss out on seeing his front OR his back! <3
Date: May 08 2008 04:33:20 PM Author: H
They must also wax together!
Date: May 08 2008 04:04:55 PM Author: baron voodoo
000 has struck again. Respect Nickuh!
Date: May 03 2008 10:08:35 PM Author: giselle
Playdoh and a hot knife is what springs to mind there on the left.
Date: May 01 2008 06:19:26 PM Author: hjf,v
at least they'r wearing socks.
Date: Apr 30 2008 10:33:32 PM Author: tori
the man's crack is amazing! it is so thin and straight, like you just put him under the paper cutter.
Date: Apr 30 2008 06:59:42 PM Author: eff off
I can't even see half of the picture because the Jeep advertisement is taking up half my screen. FUCK OFF.
Date: Apr 30 2008 04:47:06 AM Author: //////////
holy shit
Date: Apr 27 2008 05:02:42 PM Author: Jimmy Kayak
Another good don't is "Don't Put Obnoxious Talking Banner Ads on Your Website".
Seriously. That's Coors Lite ad needs to fuck off and die.
Date: Apr 26 2008 09:47:36 PM Author: Ben Swingline
I'd like to thank Vice in advance for the giant naked ass nightmare I'm going to have tonight.
Date: Apr 26 2008 02:30:39 AM Author: honez
I bet it sounds amazing when they run
schklop schklop kssk kssk
Date: Apr 25 2008 10:55:08 PM Author: Bryan
Good god, isn't this ILLEGAL????
Date: Apr 25 2008 09:19:45 PM Author: Bat
Whats on her backpack? ".......ket lady"??
Date: Apr 25 2008 09:56:22 AM Author: idiot
you mean do!
Date: Apr 25 2008 09:42:46 AM Author: Rough start.
I wonder what that looks like from the front. Like a massacre in broad day light.
Date: Apr 24 2008 07:11:48 PM Author: Christ
McClintock wins
Date: Apr 24 2008 07:00:51 PM Author: skweekah
this picture shows why it was better in the days when life expectancy was only 35 years. Skweekah
Date: Apr 24 2008 03:04:08 PM Author: black ass
tommorrrrrrrrow the finest black ass
Date: Apr 24 2008 05:58:39 AM Author: :rohtuA
all old people look the same from the waist down, these two are spring chickens.
Date: Apr 23 2008 08:51:13 PM Author: uhhhh....
He's got a "unibutt," so his wife had to draw in the buttcrack with a Sharpie.
Date: Apr 23 2008 08:50:23 PM Author: Huzzah
Hey writer, you're starting to get back on track (golf clap)
Date: Apr 23 2008 04:26:32 PM Author: dwayne wayne
I would give them each a rimjob for $250 and a dose of ecstasy.
"well we both can't go dressed in the same outfit... fiiiine whatever."
Date: Apr 22 2008 01:26:27 PM Author: peter g
Do's and Dont's. Never been funnier.
Date: Apr 22 2008 12:33:44 PM Author: werd
that crack is wack. seriously his asscrack extends all the way to the middle of his back!!
Date: Apr 22 2008 11:39:39 AM Author: bj
i wanna blow a raspberry in her ass
Date: Apr 22 2008 10:26:59 AM Author: .
I dont know whos the saddest; the 35 year oldes who write this shit or the smartass children tryin to pretend they fuckin know anything...
Date: Apr 22 2008 09:33:53 AM Author: Britle
They need the sneakers. They're on the run like Logan
Date: Apr 22 2008 09:02:38 AM Author: snoozer
yeah you told us a billion times.
Date: Apr 22 2008 09:01:19 AM Author: comic book guy
thought it was 30? there goes Vice, moving the goalposts as they age. Come back in five years: "Dude, nobody over 40 should go out without a collared shirt!"
haha.
Date: Apr 22 2008 08:40:52 AM Author: oof
they look like uncut hunks of lunch meat.
Date: Apr 22 2008 08:02:57 AM Author: Amber
Rock on, naked old people. You just rock the hell on.
Date: Apr 22 2008 07:41:38 AM Author: hahahaa
jesus christ, naked people look like aliens.
good one!
Date: Apr 22 2008 06:57:15 AM Author: sneaks
Check out the specially made jumper-man shoes the dude is wearing. They look like those shits Kramer got from the guy at the gym who referred to himself in the third person.
Date: Apr 22 2008 04:44:42 AM Author: frt.84.
fan fucking tastic. now this picture will pop in my head whenever i see an old person. gross dude. i'll kill myself before i let myself get that sagged.
Date: Apr 22 2008 04:25:38 AM Author: just a guy
dude his butt-crack looks like it was made with a meat cleaver
Date: Apr 22 2008 04:07:41 AM Author: Trevor
That giant fanny pack strap is really digging into his spare tire.
Date: Apr 22 2008 03:50:41 AM Author: McClitrock
Parting those pasty butt cheeks would allow you to see into the future, but then you'd go blind.
Date: Apr 22 2008 03:09:12 AM Author: Dark wyccan
at least they're not wearing flip-flops. who wants to see old people feet?
Date: Apr 22 2008 03:07:44 AM Author: pica
also, what the heck is up with that overgrown fanny-pack?
Date: Apr 22 2008 03:05:38 AM Author: x
i think my dad wrote this caption
Date: Apr 22 2008 02:31:53 AM Author: Eh...
its like the caption writers eyes only focus on the clothing/footwear.
Didnt you see the naked dinos!?
Date: Apr 22 2008 02:30:39 AM Author: 000
Vice also warned people about dressing the exact same.
Date: Apr 22 2008 01:56:41 AM Author: monte
you can only do that when you KNOW you're not gonna get a woody, which is sad
Date: Apr 22 2008 12:11:55 AM Author: random 15 yr old
ewww
ewww
ewww
call me immature but...
EWWW
Date: Apr 22 2008 12:05:26 AM Author: hello
bad caption is bad.
If this guy caught me fucking his girlfriend and he walked in the room all mad with his shirt off and kind of sweaty, I’d be all, “Stay right like that, I’m gonna cum.”
This is fine at a Dickinson College football game, but when it’s on your back in public you end up making your asshole look like a fucking asshole (like, literally, an asshole that’s used for fucking).
Du 29 octobre au 11 novembre 2009 EXPO PROLONGÉE JUSQU'AU 29 NOVEMBRE
à la Galerie Chappe (Paris) Richard Kern, Maggie Lee, Peter Sutherland, Dana
Goldstein, Tim Barber, Martynka Wawrzyniak, Angela Boatwright, Jamie Taete,
Jonnie Craig... Plus d'infos...
