While chickenshit hipsters desperately cling to their jeans-and-blazers uniform (remember when Jello said, “Not since the Nazis have so many people been convinced to look exactly the same”?), there are real scientists out there taking risks and trying out dangerous experiments like, “What if I put a bunch of Japanese stuff on my head?” Scoff all you want, but this is exactly how they found a cure for Lou Gehrig's disease.

COMMENTS
Date: May 20 2008 02:43:20 PM
Author: an asshole

"
"there's no cure for ALS you dumb douches. aka Lou Gehrig's disease. and if you're joking, it's not funny. go watch your dad die of that shit over a period of several years."

i love it when people get all self-righteous and offended when something on this site "hits home". go fuck yourself lou_weed. "

Seriously, you know you didn't give two shits about ALS before that, but when it actually affects someone you know, you feel like you have to care about it? That's life, deal with it, pussy.



Subject: jellos quote
Date: Feb 04 2008 01:57:54 PM
Author: ahorn

actually what Jell-o said was about metalheads, and it was, "No gym teacher could get as many people to dress alike."



Subject: To Hurts my eyes
Date: Jan 25 2008 11:42:01 AM
Author: Kaos Blac

I dont even know what Bluenotes is.



Subject: funny people
Date: Jun 14 2007 03:37:47 PM
Author: ricky b.

"there's no cure for ALS you dumb douches. aka Lou Gehrig's disease. and if you're joking, it's not funny. go watch your dad die of that shit over a period of several years."

i love it when people get all self-righteous and offended when something on this site "hits home". go fuck yourself lou_weed.




Subject: asdasd
Date: May 13 2007 10:36:05 AM
Author: haff

ps- blkppl cant be hipsters

the 2 guys from spankrock fuck each other btw.



Subject: asda
Date: May 13 2007 10:34:32 AM
Author: haff

gavin is out of touch

the hoodie under blazer with jeans has been adopted by jocks

this is hipsterism, only a couple hipsters are down with the fact that big primary colors and zany 80s cazals are dead



Subject: Jello
Date: Mar 07 2007 03:30:14 AM
Author: Snoozy

New Yorkers need to get over quoting jello biafra. la-hoo-sers



Subject: hurts my eyes
Date: Jan 12 2007 05:42:17 PM
Author: Gorillatrainer

This "do" got everything he's wearing at bluenotes. For real.



Subject: wait a second...
Date: Dec 17 2006 02:24:54 PM
Author: Is hairlip one word or two?

What's wrong with you people? Did we forget to give this guy creativity points from the waist down for dressing like a 14 greenday fan from the midwest? He's so unique that he's over-matching. That's gross.

Vice guy c'mon... wait wait wait, to make shit even better you make the super fucking hard black chick a don't because she tattooed GOD on her NECK. I don't understand, these are like the rules of wrong.



Subject: This guy
Date: Oct 25 2006 08:49:48 AM
Author: A55H0L3

If this dude was white he'd be a DON'T.



Subject: there's no cure for ALS you dumb douches
Date: Aug 31 2006 01:34:48 PM
Author: lou_weed

aka Lou Gehrig's disease. and if you're joking, it's not funny. go watch your dad die of that shit over a period of several years.



Subject: Okay, who left the 1980s time gate open?
Date: Aug 25 2006 01:05:52 AM
Author: Mike

Who did it?



Subject: thug mcgraw
Date: Aug 16 2006 06:57:00 PM
Author: mf-villian

nigga way you lieing hahahahhaa



Subject: uhhhhhh hahahhahahahahahahahahhahahhhhhh
Date: Aug 16 2006 06:56:16 PM
Author: mf-villian

O helll nah he look to dammmmmmmmmmmmm. ragady



Subject: Promotion
Date: Aug 11 2006 08:54:15 PM
Author: Shantella Bertholuccia and Los Mutantes

Are you a Japanise?

Please, open my website.

www.the-blanwhit-records.com



Subject: wack
Date: Jul 10 2006 03:54:55 AM
Author: thug mcgraw

looks like a variation of the Lupe Fiasco groupies i follow off the train to rob for their sacred SB Dunks just to piss on them.



Subject: ugh
Date: Jun 13 2006 01:28:59 AM
Author: geia

if i saw this guy walking down the street i would laugh in his face. since when have carpenter's jeans been cool? and with ripped knees....so cutting edge....NOT. oh and the chucks with the japanese shit? noooo thank you.



Subject: where do i start
Date: Jun 09 2006 01:13:27 PM
Author: Kai

Well as for me when I wear this shit I look good,i guess this guys dress code is on gay warlord.He gives us all blk/Azn people a bad look.



Subject: subject
Date: Jun 08 2006 06:47:36 PM
Author: brook ma chatte

who "scoffs" anymore anyways? nobody.

dude you can't use an unusable more than twice in so few do's n dont's. we have rules you know? memo...think memo.



Subject: wtf?
Date: May 31 2006 05:36:26 PM
Author: got sushi

Banzai Niggaz!...wait...this is a DO?



Subject: wow!
Date: May 30 2006 11:12:03 PM
Author: wow

anyone can but one of those dumbshit "vintage" track tops at yellow rat poo or whatever fuck store on broadway. and pins... pins on his bag? a do in mid-06, what? yeah, oh, and - ... chucks. scientist.



Subject: hm
Date: May 30 2006 08:45:22 AM
Author: Rashaun

Finally, a Black person is a DO.



Subject: niggaz who wish they were asaian
Date: May 25 2006 05:44:32 PM
Author: asian with attitude

Forget him what is with the lumberjack with the hairy ass in the corner?



Subject: Samurai Blackman
Date: May 23 2006 11:49:40 PM
Author: KingCock

I wonder if he wraps his cock with the japanese flag?



Subject: Jeleous?
Date: May 23 2006 02:06:39 PM
Author: Dorian

That look NEVER gets old. All of you assholes pussy's are hurt'n becuse you havn't thought of it first.



Subject: Sho-Nuff
Date: May 22 2006 11:30:58 PM
Author: Birdo

Hey, you're 20 years late for the Last Dragon casting call.



Subject: First of all...
Date: May 22 2006 03:04:37 PM
Author: What happened here

There's no cure for Lou Gehrigs disease, people die from it every day. Maybe thats what happened to all of your good writers, circa September of '05



Subject: cartoon issue
Date: May 22 2006 10:13:13 AM
Author: rhys isteric

This guy is a cartoon character man.
No you are not the karate kid.
This is not the 80's
That is not the rising sun on your head
It's a bullet wound and you're bleeding fast.
wax on, wax off,
fuck off.



Subject: mmm hmm
Date: May 21 2006 05:55:00 AM
Author: yep

hey look.. a black DO



Subject: dick riser
Date: May 18 2006 12:07:21 AM
Author: luverboi

dayum, i'm in love.
hybrid wearing, thick lip kissing, dark skin glisening.

do you like dudes?



Subject: black people!
Date: May 17 2006 08:51:31 PM
Author: travwell

black people wearing azn shit look fucking cool
while when it's the other way around...errr yeah. this is coming from an asian. black people look cool doing anything.



Subject: nap
Date: May 17 2006 02:51:38 PM
Author: burt

calling nap a do makes me feel like a lost a friend



Subject: KARATE KID
Date: May 17 2006 02:18:45 PM
Author: Miss Woo

'nuff said.



Subject: sexii
Date: May 17 2006 01:25:48 PM
Author: ella

WOOOOOOOOO!



Subject: i want to be a modernaire
Date: May 17 2006 01:16:33 AM
Author: paul

this guy is a wanker. Dez Dickerson already did the black man in Japanese headband 22 years ago.



Subject: why
Date: May 17 2006 12:41:11 AM
Author: oh man

wasn't Vice making fun of "eXoTiC Asia dudes" a while back?



Subject: ehhh
Date: May 16 2006 11:54:51 PM
Author: jdizzle

i dunno, a do? cuttin it close. cuttin it close.



Subject: Target and Japan
Date: May 16 2006 11:03:12 PM
Author: Skim

American superstore, Target and Hirojuki Girls collaborate on this guy to bring you Tarpan, the Last Black Samurai.



Subject: the quote is...
Date: May 16 2006 08:39:02 PM
Author: unh..

"not even a gym teacher could get as many people to dress alike."



Subject: Um....who took this picture of me?
Date: May 16 2006 06:39:18 PM
Author: Bryan Edwards

I think this party was like last year, and I do where that get up alot. I am however a gay Kamikazi and my plane is parked up your ass, bitch! I just found out about this from my peeps. This is so unreal I'm actually wearing those pants right now. Oh and I'll gladly fuck anyone up if they want a piece. Thanks VICE.



Subject: cmon...
Date: May 16 2006 01:56:14 PM
Author: THATS A DO?!

bla



Subject: f
Date: May 15 2006 10:35:19 PM
Author: u

does this guy where the same shit to every party or is this picture 6 months old?



Subject: me reikey
Date: May 15 2006 10:09:26 PM
Author: comfort woman #4518

I reikey the imperial sun.

Honorable warrior come to my house many years ago and <EXECUTE FORCIBLE SEX WITH> my family, hee haw haw.

Now hinin wear sun, maybe he <EXECUTE FORCIBLE SEX WITH> you too if you rucky!



Subject: Black Jap
Date: May 15 2006 09:21:08 PM
Author: Incoming

Where's your plane parked you gay Kamikazi



Subject: hirohito is gay
Date: May 15 2006 05:28:51 PM
Author: El Rey

though chairman mao chucks would be amuseing
after all like all good facist dictators there faces are suprrisingly interesting to the eye, seriosly his little full on face , with his lil squinty eyes and glasses, where the converse star is , in the style and outline like all those che guevera shirts.
shit it would make an amuseing logo id buy it.
but for a chick it would look really good on some 5 foot 3 hottie with blackhair nice tits and a fat domincan butt,not on a dude, nope



Subject: douchebag
Date: May 15 2006 04:06:42 PM
Author: Chairman Mao

I think what it comes down to is, it's hard to beat
that sun purely on a design level. After that it's
about education.



Subject: Rip off
Date: May 15 2006 04:00:45 PM
Author: Toko Hiramashi

Cat's ripping off Ninjaman from the 'Bunty Hunter' LP - about 15 years ago



Subject: chucks et. al.
Date: May 15 2006 03:45:00 PM
Author: my name doesn't matter

for the last time. chucks aren't cool. Are you parisian? Are you Larry Bird? THEY SUCK! you can't bash hipsters (because this is THE MOST hipster magazine) and this guy looks like he is trying to out hip every record store clerk in Soho, Austin, Providence and South philly put together. (But because he is black and not token, you guys think hes jjuuust hip enough)

suck it



Subject: syphilis
Date: May 15 2006 03:47:24 PM
Author: paaaaat

Culture codes blah blah blah...the guy still looks like a douchebag



Subject: no
Date: May 15 2006 03:34:26 PM
Author: b

That's a horrible outfit.



Subject: The Molatte Kid
Date: May 15 2006 03:29:34 PM
Author: Tony Badassassino

For the dickhead who thinks this shit is original, you ever hear of the Karate Kid?



Subject: puss tards
Date: May 15 2006 02:48:02 PM
Author: jesus

there is no cure for als, you puss tard. and yes, that is a real insult



Subject: Tourist Abuse
Date: May 15 2006 02:17:25 PM
Author: Some Things

Japanese tourists in SoHo = Prime robbery targets.



Subject:
Date: May 15 2006 02:10:41 PM
Author:

Japanese perversity is solely focused on the subjugation of women. Every form of Japanese pornography has one exclusive goal: to make the Japanese woman look like an inferior doormat.

It's fun to watch at first, but after you're done jerking off, you feel kind of stupid. Especially since Japanese males are usually timid pussies.



Subject: Japan
Date: May 15 2006 02:04:47 PM
Author: Eisenhower

People who are really into Japan tend to be lame.

People who are raised in Japan also tend to be lame

The cool thing about Japan is its monumental perversity. But looking into it, there is really nothing fun about seppukkus and warrior code whatnots, it is lame through and through.



Subject: ,,,
Date: May 15 2006 01:41:27 PM
Author: Unsober

Japan is fucking overrated. All those 14 year old girls reading "manga" at Barned & Noble are really into this guy.



Subject: slanty panty
Date: May 15 2006 12:35:37 PM
Author: Peter Murphy

is this guy trying to be Sho'nuff from that turd of a movie, Last Dragon?

"Fo'get the zero, get wit' a hero"

imma pull a Bruce Leroy on his ass if i catch this kamikaze MF slippin' like this on my trap.



Subject: zieg heil
Date: May 15 2006 11:51:13 AM
Author: Salmonella

LOL Hirohito (yes, i got *that*!) Doesn't the reference to the Nazis make it complete?



Subject: actually
Date: May 15 2006 11:40:18 AM
Author: $



This guy looks like a total poof.



Subject: Man of the rising sun
Date: May 15 2006 10:57:33 AM
Author: NNii

They should drop the bomb on this guy.



Subject: fascist threads
Date: May 15 2006 10:30:41 AM
Author: hirohito

yeah! wearing symbols of imperial japan is so cool! ooh, vice, can you puh-leeese make some cool chairman mao chucks?



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