A lot of baby monkeys can be total fucking pussies. That’s why it was so rad to see “Howler” here just fuckin’ givin’ ‘er despite being a mere two weeks old. He even puked! Talk about born to party.
., on Jun 14 2009 03:28:11 AM wrote: a new low, vice....
Date: May 21 2008 12:35:45 PM Author: Pam
cute monkey!!!!!!!
Date: May 16 2008 12:55:41 AM Author: fake face
this is fucking stupid
Subject: Grow up Date: Mar 14 2008 08:58:05 PM Author: Jake
How old are you fuckwits? I mean seriously, this is not american pie and you are not stifler. This picture is not funny, it just makes me angry.
Subject: cracking Date: Feb 28 2008 01:37:11 AM Author: junglestu
im traveling round Laos at the moment and there is a monkey that does that on a small island in Don Det. it smokes weed and drinks beer and by 10 oclock at night gets violent and holds onto people because its scared and lonely and when you try to putit down it bites your fingers. i feel sorry for it but at the same time it was cool to drink beer and hold a monkey. im no activist so i cant free it, im not a cunt so i dont feed it beer and smoke round it im just a person that has always wanted to hold a monkey and now i have done it. no regrets, but i do feel sorry for it. oh wel thats asia fo
Subject: Hmmm Date: Feb 01 2008 08:12:06 AM Author: OKKK
Well thats not really irony is it? And either way fuck irony...and social commentary or whatever...
who gives a fuck either way.
Subject: OKKK is awesome, no really Date: Jan 30 2008 11:10:21 AM Author: raw doggie
OKKK you are a RACIST! Nah, I'm just fucking with you.
But you are an idiot for not seeing the obvious irony of that post.
Subject: Pffffff Date: Jan 22 2008 08:16:38 AM Author: OKKK
Guy below:
You are a fucking idiot.
Of course thats what they are saying. You touchy weirdo...hahahaha...
Yeah, everyones out to get the black man..boohoo.
Subject: "monkey?" riiiight., we know the code. Date: Jan 17 2008 05:34:37 PM Author: shrill liberal
"monkeys" like to drink alcohol and get a "free ride" on the shoulders of white men. i think the symbolism is pretty obvious here. why don't you come right out and say that you think black people disproportionately compose the welfare-dependent underclass in this country. you fucking racist bastards.
Subject: Derelict my BaLLZ Date: Jan 14 2008 09:12:37 PM Author: FrnGllyRoX
You people know nothing about the hardships monkeys face,NOTHING!!!
But, ducks on the other hand, let them drink themselves into a coma.
pshh...Ducks,fuck em.
Subject: In your ass Date: Jan 14 2008 06:11:37 PM Author: Dave
hey...you see a baby monkey and beer...why should you fucknuts assume that the monkey is even touching the goddamn beer? can“t the person simply hold it, without having the fucking peta army storming the house with legal claims that "that is so unfair for the safety and well being of the god perfect little creature" well eat a big blob of crap if you think that. If we continue with that line of thought then if any one of you tools would take a foto with a guy, then obviously you were going to suck him in the next couple of seconds or indeed finished up a moment ago...take a joke rea
Subject: 000 Date: Jan 12 2008 06:36:24 AM Author: 000
Free Monkey in 6 packs of Bud,Coors gives you Wolf Cubs
Subject: dumbdumbs Date: Jan 11 2008 05:04:42 PM Author: dddddddddd
it's called irony
Subject: beer monkey Date: Jan 11 2008 11:43:12 AM Author: riggs
shut yer holes, this monkey is cool shit. PETA shmeta. i am an animal and but people dont care that the government sells me beer and smokes. why dont you bitch about human rights and make a bigger impact. you gotta start at the source. bummjammarama on your face.
good monkey
Subject: Jees Date: Jan 11 2008 07:47:35 AM Author: Grace
Thats not very nice is it - next vice will find humour in killing puppies or something. Morals are a good thing you know, doesn;t mean you have to be a saddo to have morality. You should take this down, its just, well a bit tragic and icky.
Subject: OMG!!!!! Date: Jan 11 2008 02:47:05 AM Author: FrnGllyRoX
Like this is seriously fucked up! My older sister is a member of peta, and this is exactly the kinda of thoughtless degradation of animals that she has to fight on a daily bases. Vice should be ashamed of this vicious depiction of such a noble creature.
Subject: old Date: Jan 11 2008 02:34:52 AM Author: whatevs
I'm not even gonna read anything cause this is OLD! OLD!
What the fuck. Does vice have to recycle now. Like 5 years old.
Subject: a fitting sayonara Date: Jan 10 2008 09:31:58 PM Author: Vane$$a
Okay, I'll go now. Never to return. Bye bye.
Subject: need Date: Jan 10 2008 08:57:52 PM Author: ande
where can you get a baby monkey!? I want to hug it and not give it beer.
Subject: shortbus Date: Jan 10 2008 08:16:47 PM Author: Mr. Belding
please for the love of God Vane$$a, stop posting
Subject: OUR NEW LEADER Date: Jan 10 2008 12:07:05 PM Author: Vane$$a
Isn't it possible for me to be making fun of someone who would say something like that and then try to excuse it by blaming pc thought police? Is it possible that I'm just making fun of the entire "free speech" situation in America? I talk shit about all kinds of people all the time. Can you wrap your little head around that? If it makes you feel better to turn me into this evil personage, go right ahead. Have fun with it. But let me tell you this, you're an idiot of magnificent proportions.
Subject: All Hail Vane$$a Date: Jan 10 2008 11:36:21 AM Author: OUR NEW LEADER
WoW Vane$$a, you seem AWESOME. I can tell because, in a daring move, you just called a black person a monkey, that's some radical humour right there.
Go on, stick it to those liberal shitnuts, you are so OUT THERE girl! Are you listening to this the PC brigade? We say what we want and we're living large. Vane$$a's keeping it cunty and she don't care, WHOOP WHOOP!
Subject: i'm losin' it Date: Jan 10 2008 10:38:41 AM Author: Vane$$a
It's great to see they finally released those telling baby pictures of Barack Obama.
Sorry, I couldn't help myself. Oh, there's a knock at my door. It must be the pc thought police. See ya in twenty years!!!
Subject: DO Date: Jan 10 2008 10:13:11 AM Author: Jigsawnovich
Giving alcohol to any baby really isn't funny. Giving alcohol to a baby monkey is even sadder. Animals cannot sue their owners.
Ya know, I used to think VICE had an odd sort of ethics. VICE has done interesting articles on drug mules that would make anyone with any ethics think twice about taking them. VICE has had an endearing sort of honesty in the past. But endorsing ownership of monkeys AND giving them alcohol, no less, indicates that what used to redeem VICE is now gone.
Subject: gag Date: Jan 10 2008 08:47:55 AM Author: gag
you know, VICE should really just stop doing Dos/Don'ts until they can find someone up to snuff. they used to be the best writing ever, now they're barely even lame. seriously. just put up an under construction sign and lock the doors. fucking retard.
This shit is old, Ive already seen it in the magazine like 2 months ago. The new website sucks. And why can't you choose which country you wanna read anymore? The US/CA Vice is much better than Scandinavia Vice. The US/CA Vice never try to "hijack" lame award shows.
Subject: i enjoy Date: Jan 09 2008 05:41:39 PM Author: eating baby animals
peta peta pumpkin eata.
Subject: mutha Date: Jan 09 2008 04:27:53 PM Author: futha
why not just get a miniature Intravenous Unit for the little fucker to drag around with him/her/itself?!
Subject: none Date: Jan 09 2008 02:23:41 PM Author: amanda
baaahh, fuck off its cute!
Subject: again, wtf Date: Jan 09 2008 10:10:21 AM Author: aims
so... giving a baby animal is a cool and funny thing to do? when did VICE become such a fucking frat house?
Subject: get real you whiners Date: Jan 09 2008 10:06:39 AM Author: !!... dang
I saw some documentary about wild monkeys living next to some party beach. Guess what happened. They started drinking the leftovers in the cups and bottles and then danced around in circles.
Monkeys love booze. Makes sense as long as you're not a creationist... doesn't it.
Subject: Budweiser Date: Jan 09 2008 08:36:19 AM Author: Sven Svensson
What do Budweiser and making love in a canoe have in common?............
They are both fucking close to water........
Subject: love Date: Jan 09 2008 04:07:54 AM Author: Jakobi
Budweiser tastes like water.
Subject: serious Date: Jan 09 2008 04:07:26 AM Author: shocked
Is this a joke? How can you post something like this? DISGUSTING
Subject: 000 Date: Jan 09 2008 02:46:46 AM Author: 000
You can tell this guy got it for a decade of "touch my monkey" jokes.If you were forced to hang out eternally with a douche that's 20 times your size,You'd probably start drinking early too,Imagine Godzilla doing that V thing with his hands(that means vagina) while wearing a cowboy hat!
Subject: FUCK DOMESTIC Date: Jan 09 2008 12:44:22 AM Author: JAMES
LIL' PARTY ANIMAL.
Subject: care Date: Jan 09 2008 12:34:03 AM Author: show
i hate peta
Subject: I Date: Jan 09 2008 12:31:39 AM Author: Eat
Shit
Subject: mutha Date: Jan 09 2008 12:09:25 AM Author: futha
if ya just want to puke, bud'll do it! no wonder the baby monkey got sick it's horse piss!
If you get caught driving while horny you can either give your penis a breathalyzer, let them take a cum sample, or talk to Officer McBonebender over here.
This look (usually with an army jacket) has become a uniform for all East Coast pretty girls and if that’s boring then I love being boring more than Al Gore.
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