What’s with those old guys at the club? Do they really want to date twentysomethings and deal with their shit all day? Yes they do. More than you could ever imagine.

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Date: May 21 2008 12:15:49 PM
Author: fyocouc

isn't that guy on law and order?



Date: May 09 2008 12:01:57 AM
Author: serjyo

those looks more like dude legs every time I look at em..(dude's) got hard shell adidas's on..[transfer to don't asap]



Date: Apr 14 2008 08:43:53 AM
Author: PG Alexander

Her first... mark of a true gentleman.



Date: Apr 03 2008 12:44:38 PM
Author: honcho

OMG. I went on a date with this guy two weeks ago!? We only kissed. How disappointing now. Had I known the depths to which he was capable of falling...



Subject: as a matter of fact
Date: Dec 24 2007 08:18:34 AM
Author: that.annoying.drunk.guy.buying.you.shots

well, at least he's not some "i got so drunk i forgot my sexual orientation" type straight dude licking the jizz off the bathroom floor in a gay club after some other for real gay dude just shot his liquid genetics on to it whilst getting a bj, ...oh wait, that's me, my bad!



Subject: lol
Date: Nov 30 2007 05:17:19 PM
Author: jomatp

is that caetano veloso for christs sake?



Subject: zzzzzzzzz
Date: Nov 27 2007 03:12:46 AM
Author: Ida Lupino Jr.

Meh.

This picture isn't even worth this comment.



Subject: You know
Date: Nov 20 2007 05:28:50 AM
Author: Grace

I think that is a man going down on a man



Subject: adfagf
Date: Jul 25 2007 04:24:26 PM
Author: gadf

anthony bourdain



Subject: !
Date: Apr 10 2007 01:26:53 PM
Author: ERM

yes being pissed on does remind me of fucking pigs at boarding school! ah those were the days!! i actually think that guys going for the bowl! nice!!



Subject: a serious matter
Date: Mar 30 2007 12:41:23 PM
Author: Ich

I`d rather SEE THE GIRL FIRST before submiting this soul to the don“ts. He could actually be a solid DO (the asshole).



Subject: sucky sucky
Date: Mar 24 2007 01:06:07 AM
Author: cunt

well this is obviously a DO. you fucks are nuts..that bitch is sexy. haha



Subject: point of view
Date: Feb 24 2007 09:11:05 AM
Author: o

she is a DO, the picture is a DO. she, because its a POV shot, i've never met a girl who wants to take photos of guys going down on her. shes opted for the older man rather than a cannaebe cool twentysummit, she wants experience in her cunninglingus, and evidence. maybe its part of a school project.



Subject: aathasan
Date: Jan 04 2007 07:09:57 PM
Author: alamin

lol u no fuk u



Subject: thirsty?
Date: Oct 27 2006 07:23:44 PM
Author: JOHNNY

THAT BLOKE LOOKS LIKE PERRY FARRELL...



Subject: nosejob
Date: May 30 2006 09:14:35 PM
Author: jewtastic

he's so horny he's gonna have that 50 something nose so up that coot, and then flash, there goes the toilet and the puke I just threw up.



Subject: Oh the horror
Date: May 27 2006 01:37:52 AM
Author: Thomas J.

That's not Wayne Coyne, is it?



Subject: urrgghh
Date: May 21 2006 02:08:12 AM
Author: barf-da

I am printing this out for the next time I watch clueless and binge eat 6 litres of ice cream and then run crying for the bathroom. it's making me gag right now. totally sweet.



Subject: wow
Date: May 19 2006 12:38:55 AM
Author: dee

Damn! Chicks get mad at me if I don't put the toilet seat down. She's a keeper! P.S. I wanna be him when I grow up!!!



Subject: Yaks Shemesh!
Date: May 18 2006 11:42:22 PM
Author: Borat

Uhmm why does everybody assume that this person receiving oral negotiations is a woman?! hahahah..I mean seriously,that guy has flacid cockhound written all over him! hahahahaha



Subject: Is that guy British?
Date: May 18 2006 11:00:31 AM
Author: Englander

no one calls themselves british, you fucker. and we don't all go to public schools. and if we do, it's not goats and pigs we fuck, but other boys. and what's that got to do with being pissed on anyway?



Subject: I'd do him
Date: May 17 2006 03:51:11 PM
Author: Miss Woo

He looks like dirty white fun.



Subject: sad but true
Date: May 16 2006 07:06:25 PM
Author: rdub

The worst part is the guy's gotta point... Old guys creepy obsession with youth ceases to amaze me.



Subject: Reverse Blumpkin!
Date: May 16 2006 04:40:45 PM
Author: AD

That might be the only photo ever of a "reverse blumpkin". A blumpkin is when you take a dump and the chick sucks you off. A buddy of mine claimed to get a reverse blumpkin once (she was taking a dump, while sucking him off), but we interperted it as pictured above. He has since been eternally teased about it.

I think you have to pay for junk like this, or be German.



Subject: dad
Date: May 14 2006 09:04:16 AM
Author: son

dad what are you doing? what if mum saw this?



Subject: EEEKKKKKK THE SKANKYNESS
Date: May 14 2006 07:04:33 AM
Author: MEGATRON

fuck, how the hell du grey haired old men get themselves into dirty positions like that??



Subject: !!wow!
Date: May 14 2006 03:56:57 AM
Author: dt

i would like to know how dudes get this shit! seriously, i wish i had the same "flair" for photography.... i need to hang around the top of toilet cubicles with my digital more often



Subject: urgggh
Date: May 13 2006 07:47:23 AM
Author: ha!

EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!



Subject: unsanitary
Date: May 12 2006 01:45:28 PM
Author: Jesse

she, he, whoever that is getting licked, for god's sake they're not even sitting on the toilet seat! Thats pure ass on dirty-rim action! gross



Subject: Farina
Date: May 12 2006 10:08:14 AM
Author: Me

The Dennis Farina thing is just funny. Well don Old man! Top notch!



Subject: ew
Date: May 11 2006 08:20:15 PM
Author: ew

that IS a bloke taking a shit!!! fuk me some people are weird.



Subject: poor Denny
Date: May 11 2006 12:37:56 PM
Author: Peter Murphy

wow, Dennis Farina's career is really in the toilet...literally!



Subject: camera
Date: May 11 2006 06:53:23 AM
Author: blah

It looks like he's taking the picture himself!! and he's not drinking the water/piss yet on the picture, his tongue is out, that's it.



Subject: gun
Date: May 11 2006 04:25:36 AM
Author: Mulan

I hope his kids see this.



Subject: poo
Date: May 11 2006 02:32:33 AM
Author: Kidda

thats a bloke taking a shit



Subject: Shine ya shoes guvnor?
Date: May 11 2006 02:17:34 AM
Author: Whitney & Bobby

Is that guy British? British people love to get pissed on for some strange reason. I think urine reminds them of fucking pigs and goats at boarding school.



Subject: gloden pleasures
Date: May 11 2006 01:51:06 AM
Author: sa girl

This is the way it should be, this is the way that it is. The thing that makes it so bad is the thing that makes it so good.



Subject: lappin' it up
Date: May 10 2006 09:33:02 PM
Author: the chick

maybe he is just drinking whatever is in the bowl, if that is a bowl. either way i hope that chick was drunk.



Subject: Holy
Date: May 10 2006 08:37:34 PM
Author: cow

Are we sure that the bowl straddler is a chick?



Subject: The Fountain of Youth
Date: May 10 2006 07:49:17 PM
Author: Concerned Citizen


Is this one of these pissing fetish clubs? I thought they went down with Giuliani's reign of terror/family values.



Subject: is he drinking piss?
Date: May 10 2006 06:42:55 PM
Author: WHOA!!!

nominee for BEST picture of the year



Subject: fuck
Date: May 10 2006 04:15:49 PM
Author: hm

that is really fucking disgusting and creepy cos he is totally into it, oh my god this is a traumatizing photo



Subject: thirst
Date: May 10 2006 03:41:17 PM
Author: modernape

i've had those moments - where you need liquid SO bad, then you notice a stream of running water and, aah! relief...



Subject: Whoa....
Date: May 10 2006 02:54:49 PM
Author: Dan Curran..White Male Extraordinaire

That flushing sound is the last vestigal remains of human dignity going down the toilet.


Thanks for negating the wave of contentment I was riding on after a fantastic lunch



Subject: why?
Date: May 10 2006 02:19:29 PM
Author: grggls

why is he going down on her while she's sitting on a toilet? why is she letting him? why did she take a picture anyway and send it to you guys?

why vice? why?



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