In Milan, the hot new style for men this season is to look like a male prostitute in his boxer shorts calmly leaving the scene after brutally murdering an enema-obsessed priest who took it too far this time.
dodo, on Jun 25 2009 01:30:53 PM wrote: "some kinda guy" should write the captions here from now on, love your comment.
but yea, I'm a guy, and even though this dude's hairdo is clearly on the verge, with that caption it must be a DO.
Date: Jun 11 2008 05:28:44 AM Author: french fru
This is a grade A DO if I ever saw one. My computer must be acting up because it says DONT.
Date: May 25 2008 09:10:46 PM Author: lalaloo
this is such a delicious italian do, it makes me want to grab a slice.
Date: May 25 2008 03:02:05 PM Author: oh my god
this is a torrential DO.
Date: May 01 2008 03:45:41 AM Author: Some kinda guy
this guy is Italian to the point of caricature
hating on him for looking like this is like hating on the pope for wearing a silly hat
Date: Apr 25 2008 10:51:32 AM Author: gay guy
i wish more guys dressed like this dude
Subject: pretty damn sure Date: Feb 12 2008 06:05:08 AM Author: Maa////Gho.///a/s...
that the guy who does the write ups isn't totally serious about whether it's a do or a don't all the time you fucking retards.
Subject: fuck me Date: Jan 04 2008 04:55:14 PM Author: italian boy
my clit is raaaaaaaaaaaging.
Subject: Hot Date: Dec 29 2007 04:06:28 PM Author: ImaKamera
This is a full on DO! What man doesn't want to look like a schizophrenic sicilian hit man who fucks his victims before execution? I do !
Subject: Do Date: Dec 27 2007 05:39:16 PM Author: The Dude
I just made gay. Shwing.
Subject: ommmggg Date: Dec 17 2007 08:16:59 AM Author: Jean
he makes my clit throb.
Subject: I Date: Dec 11 2007 09:29:16 PM Author: James
I don't know, this guy looks pretty cool. And anyway, we can tell he doesn't care what we think.
Subject: barf. Date: Dec 11 2007 07:22:42 PM Author: jess
hot? are you kidding me? this guy would leave more grease on you than if you spooned a whole doner kebab slab.
and i bet you'd smell better after doing the kebab. you know he likes to travel "au naturale".
Subject: Yeah right guys Date: Dec 09 2007 01:17:38 PM Author: Matt
Vice will hate on anyone that gets more pussy than they do. By that I mean pretty much the entire sexually active population of the world and their kids.
You know this guy is hot shit.
Subject: 000 Date: Dec 09 2007 08:44:11 AM Author: 000
He's a fuckin' Gui-DO!!!
Subject: gqert Date: Dec 08 2007 02:40:10 PM Author: loj
Its a absolutely do you vice-assholes
Subject: do Date: Dec 07 2007 10:34:18 PM Author: l.
his outfit is well put together. looks like he doesn't care but he definitely does.
hot.
Subject: fgi Date: Dec 06 2007 01:33:59 PM Author: ereo
its a fucking do.
Subject: will smith wants his shorts back Date: Dec 05 2007 12:49:59 PM Author: Johnny Ringo
Look man, you've got it all wrong, that hair alone would drag anyone into the DO's, never mind wearing an ill fitting leather jacket off the shoudlers
Subject: hm.. Date: Dec 03 2007 09:43:57 AM Author: e
i think he looks cool.
Subject: protest Date: Dec 02 2007 05:32:26 PM Author: i
the captions are getting way too hardcore!
Subject: psh Date: Dec 02 2007 02:37:19 AM Author: bruno s.
what? coke is bullshit compared to mescaline, it's hilarious you're even lumping the two together-like those two types of people even coexist on the same plane of reality, haha-but nah this guy looks more like the hard liquor type
Subject: ... Date: Dec 02 2007 01:48:43 AM Author: Kevin
Subject: win Date: Dec 01 2007 02:18:34 PM Author: girl
I'd beat.
Subject: Whoa Date: Dec 01 2007 12:15:37 PM Author: Dude
I'm a straight dude, and this is probably the fiercest/hottest guy I've ever seen. The hairdo. The look. The top. The cool shorts. The shoes/socks combo. Awww.
Subject: dos that sneak up on ya Date: Nov 30 2007 11:26:04 AM Author: severine
This is like one of those old Magic Eye pictures with the fractal dolphins and shit. If you look at each piece individually - the greasy mullet, the 80s leather jacket, the stripy boxers and wifebeater and skinny hairy legs and black socks with white sneakers - they are all big fat DON'Ts. But when you pull away and look at the whole thing, he magically becomes a DO. So cool.
Subject: He is a DO Date: Nov 30 2007 10:41:07 AM Author: Ripsi
Common, he got style!
Subject: salad Date: Nov 30 2007 01:38:43 AM Author: bean
are the people saying the'd fuck him gay or chicks? curious minds would like to know.
Subject: woop Date: Nov 29 2007 11:30:44 PM Author: danawright
id hit it
Subject: what? Date: Nov 29 2007 09:17:32 PM Author: js
the fuck does this guy think he is doing?
He isn't being all fashionable with that coat on his back..... he's just wack..!
Subject: gelato Date: Nov 29 2007 05:40:17 PM Author: bolo
Whod a thunk theyd invent something better than ice cream...
guy in striped boxers and wifebeater: "....geez i could really go for some gelato right about now."
Subject: ur gay Date: Nov 29 2007 11:53:22 AM Author: =
this dude is ill as fuck
vice you old fags wish u could like that good
u fat old slobs
Subject: losers Date: Nov 29 2007 10:56:04 AM Author: ak
"One of the biggest fuck-ups in recent Vice history"??
Some people take this nonsense way too seriously.
Subject: oeh Date: Nov 29 2007 09:04:50 AM Author: cory kennedy
thats my ex boyfrienddd he's cute
Subject: because really... Date: Nov 29 2007 08:46:19 AM Author: the caption is funny.
I'd fuck his brains out!
Subject: blahhh Date: Nov 29 2007 07:51:01 AM Author: ...
whoever writes these captions now is trying SOO HARD. TOO HARD!
Subject: aayyyyyyy! Date: Nov 29 2007 02:39:15 AM Author: rob-omb
Did he get that jacket at Henry Winkler's estate sale?
ps: one of the funnier captions in awhile......
Subject: Yeah Date: Nov 29 2007 02:12:18 AM Author: dominic
Couldn't agree more with bah. The whole point is to enjoy the caption without getting your rhinestone g-string in a knot over whether it's a do or don't.
Subject: he cares Date: Nov 29 2007 02:12:02 AM Author: ifix
if u don't give a shit u don't wear leather jacket in the summer to look like a greease kid!
Subject: !!! Date: Nov 29 2007 12:16:04 AM Author: caitlin
this is such a DO! you can call it looking like shit (and it is) but i call it not giving a shit.
Subject: doi Date: Nov 28 2007 11:08:32 PM Author: bah
half the time the writers don't actually think these people are dos or donts. its more along the lines of figuring out what clever comment they can come up with to keep us interested whether they completely agree or not. why does everyone have to tell vice how they are so wrong? i think 75% of the time they are pretty successful.
Subject: - Date: Nov 28 2007 09:59:05 PM Author: -
is it opposite month?
Subject: as Date: Nov 28 2007 08:14:23 PM Author: if
a do if I ever saw one
Subject: ouch! Date: Nov 28 2007 08:13:10 PM Author: i fix
The problem is: when u put so much effort in your style (Hair, tank top, Leather jacket Leaning on you shulders) then we expect u to be perfect and not forgiving to wear your jeans, rocking out ur grandpa socks and the finishing your look with the most boring shoes of the 2000's....that's why this guy is a don't
Subject: Wha? Date: Nov 28 2007 07:23:36 PM Author: Le Fucktardé
Probably the do-iest of doo-do's I've every seen. Why a don't? If he was a freind of ya'lls in NY he would've been in. One of the biggest fuck-ups in recent Vice history. Get on the ball kids.
Subject: thank you content group Date: Nov 28 2007 06:21:50 PM Author: fee
nice all around
Subject: = Date: Nov 28 2007 05:02:46 PM Author: =
he's no gino, nor is he a guido. he's a geppetto. this dude is pretty tight, i must say. that look that that the caption describes - that sounds like the heat!
The man on the left looks as if he was bathed in golden-colored cream while stroked with angel feathers....while the Guido man looks as if he was slapped by sweaty balls and bitten by hairy flies .....SO, it is true that we live in a world of polar opposites......
Subject: Date: Nov 28 2007 03:51:18 PM Author:
sheila no stealing
i got dibs on the hairy boys
Subject: Beetle Date: Nov 28 2007 03:43:10 PM Author: Sheila
Hey Beetle---you got the goods????
If so- we can meet ...where & when?
Subject: Its a dont! Date: Nov 28 2007 03:05:05 PM Author: Yagerslav
I lived in Southern Ont. For a bit and every greasy haired douche bag Italian guy around wore their leather jacket, white shirt, and blue jeans uniform always. You'd see groups of them all dressed like that (Ginos we’d call them). Unfortunately so many girls fell for it, and I was only getting defiled leftovers, so I left. This guy probably forgot to put on his blue jeans because these people really are that dumb, or maybe he's trying something new for his kind.
Subject: juice Date: Nov 28 2007 02:45:47 PM Author: beetle
whoever left the comment about the chest hair, are you a girl? will you go out with me?
Subject: hot Date: Nov 28 2007 02:04:08 PM Author: yeah
dudes, this shit is hot. black socks, white shoes, leather jacket and a mustache? total Do.
Subject: tew Date: Nov 28 2007 01:24:57 PM Author: df
okdkdneicidnxnskdkdhfchfieen AWESOME kddkchchdjwjwebebs this sucks
Subject: Viacom Brand Solutions Date: Nov 28 2007 12:47:57 PM Author: over
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Subject: Listen Closely Date: Nov 28 2007 11:32:00 AM Author: Tony Badassassino
Ladies-
Spending your lives getting smacked around by this paisan is okay when he's ballin' you big time. But when he gets old and all that's left are welts, bruises, games of bocce and you cleaning marinara sauce off his wife beaters, the romance comes to a screeching, blood curdling halt. Please. Keep that in mind whilst liberally disseminating your creepy kudos.
Subject: Date: Nov 28 2007 10:43:00 AM Author:
needs more chest hair
Subject: do Date: Nov 28 2007 10:38:23 AM Author: owen
this is a do
Subject: bloke Date: Nov 28 2007 10:25:09 AM Author: mouse
yeah so i'm not the only one who thinks he looks somewhat fetching. i think it's the hair plus the colours on his boxers
Subject: the man in the picture Date: Nov 28 2007 10:11:00 AM Author: fuck haute couture
he looks sexy to me
Subject: Eric Date: Nov 28 2007 10:07:33 AM Author: some slut
have my babies
Subject: . Date: Nov 28 2007 10:01:30 AM Author: .
theres something disgusting about his legs.
i prefer the one in the back with the pink shorts.european men though.mmm.i was in barcelona and just mmm.
Subject: lola tambor Date: Nov 28 2007 09:32:13 AM Author: ?
i like this look.i don't care what anyone else says.i'd hit it.no no i'd tap it..gently
Subject: Some slut Date: Nov 28 2007 09:31:31 AM Author: Eric
Do you even know what modifier is?
Subject: dude. Date: Nov 28 2007 09:15:04 AM Author: esteban
DUDE! Ian Svenonius is looking pretty good. I don't know why he's doing Grease in the OC though.
Subject: They Date: Nov 28 2007 09:07:57 AM Author: gfysd
They're playing American idiot in class right now. Just proving a point. I don't know what point, but a point nonetheless. In addition to that, I think he looks adorable. Like an adorable greasy little kitten. Like I want to call him Baby Schnookums, in the most horrifying way possible.
Subject: benoit Date: Nov 28 2007 08:52:21 AM Author: some slut
agreed.
it's wordy.
"the ____ for ____ this ____ is to ____ like ____ in his _____ calmly leaving ____ after ____ an ____ who ____ too ____ this ____"
how many modifiers do you need to get the point across? seriously?
Subject: MIlan Date: Nov 28 2007 07:45:18 AM Author: Borgie Nickelthrob
Man, they have the worst fashion sense over there. When I was in Milan, my friend refused to stay in the city, citing the ghastly looking people everywhere. We were forced to carry on to Torino, where people looked less eurotrashy.
Subject: love Date: Nov 28 2007 07:24:23 AM Author: Jakobi
If he was WEARING the jacket, I would have no problem with this
Subject: Back on top Date: Nov 28 2007 07:02:35 AM Author: Lola
He is hot. This is funny.
Welcome back.
Subject: yo, sup Date: Nov 28 2007 06:37:30 AM Author: weside, yo!
ha, someone is leaving with holy water just the same despite the newly disposed of Father- it just goes to show the prevailing influence of the Church in Italy, I'm just saying
Subject: Cornetto bianco Date: Nov 28 2007 06:01:45 AM Author: Fashion fucks people up!
So in Italy everything IS fashion or what? This cool guy made it out the door and just remembered.. AH Stronzo! I forgot my fuckin pants in the pasta machine.
Subject: First time poster Date: Nov 28 2007 05:35:19 AM Author: Long time reader
This is truly vicetastic!
Subject: tell you if it is funny Date: Nov 28 2007 04:18:56 AM Author: meeee
yeah. it is. very fuckin funny. prime vice. pissin myself as i type. great job!
Subject: . Date: Nov 28 2007 02:45:08 AM Author: .
throwing your pants out the window during a night of hot passion because 'you will never need them again' seems like a good idea at the time, but what are you going to do when you have to leave the next day? act cool and tough, and fahgettabatit!
=DO!
Subject: megabusen Date: Nov 28 2007 02:38:42 AM Author: wolfgang
more titten bitte
Subject: ... Date: Nov 28 2007 02:37:08 AM Author: bolo
I read this 4 times...
can someone tell me if it's funny?
Subject: jan Date: Nov 28 2007 02:14:35 AM Author: fuck haute couture
good point, except that's not a mullet. durrrrr
Subject: Speaking of Don'ts Date: Nov 28 2007 02:01:47 AM Author: Bad advertising
Speaking of Don'ts, that Boost Mobile commercial has got to go. It totally kills whatever the allure of this website is. I dont mind that you're trying to sell me things, just do it with some panache.
Subject: don't Date: Nov 28 2007 01:09:58 AM Author: Jan
Shirt, Jacket and Mullets just fit great together --> do
Shorts, SOCKS! --> don't
There are some fashion-fauxpas that just disqualify you for the DOs...
Subject: HONESTLY Date: Nov 28 2007 12:39:22 AM Author: HONESTLY
Why is this a DON'T ?
YOUR DUMB NOT HYPHY THOUGH
Subject: angryrentboys Date: Nov 28 2007 12:30:21 AM Author: jizzhands
what do you fratboys know? this hot piece is a total give-a-fuck DO. stick to pissing your pants over vaguely fuckable hipster chicks.
Subject: but... Date: Nov 28 2007 12:28:38 AM Author: Ry
I kinda like the dude coming down the steps. The pink shorts and semi-unbuttoned dress shirt is a good look.
For all you non-murderer types out there.
Subject: HAh Date: Nov 28 2007 12:17:23 AM Author: hah
I actually found this one funny
Subject: yarrr Date: Nov 28 2007 12:15:51 AM Author: arrr
fuck I wanted to keep my 2nd place since the last DO/DONT pic, I was on top of my game then..
as if that's not a DO. but whatever, as if he gives a shit, he's an angry cunt
Subject: yeah Randy! Date: Nov 28 2007 12:02:16 AM Author: oldyoldster
Did the new intern write this? That shit is funny. I would have thought that too if I hadn't seen it written first.
Did someone say first?
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