She’s singing “You know it’s hard out here for a pimp” to herself only she’s using “1” instead of pimp.

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Date: Mar 30 2008 10:30:21 PM
Author: Jesse

I dunno. I'd say she's a 2. I like to reserve the 1 for people with actual disfigurements and disabilities.



Date: Mar 25 2008 03:49:47 AM
Author: stupid

i don't rate people on some silly fucking number scale. take that shit back to junior high.



Subject: please
Date: Nov 17 2007 11:32:38 AM
Author: snave

worst. caption. ever.



Subject: vicemakeover
Date: Nov 16 2007 09:36:54 AM
Author: velvetmaggot

someone is right there taking her picture...it would make great reading to just grab her and say "hey you wanna be a vice makeover?"



Subject: Cute in an 'overfed grub' kind of way
Date: Nov 15 2007 05:51:26 PM
Author: Queequeg

hahaha... I like how all the "sensitive" people are sticking up for Quasimoto here, but in reality, if she came up to you in a bar and asked for your number, you'd smash her into the floor like a west-nile infected mosquito.



Subject: douche patrol
Date: Nov 13 2007 03:59:53 PM
Author: ginko

the "tofu fart" comment might have been funny if the same hadn't been said in a previous Do's caption. Get some fresh material fuckwad



Subject: sox
Date: Nov 13 2007 05:50:47 AM
Author: don

those socks are brackish



Subject: tofu fart
Date: Nov 13 2007 04:18:32 AM
Author: colin

tofu fart ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck thats funny



Subject: m
Date: Nov 12 2007 12:41:26 PM
Author: fucka

I agree. she IS a 1

with 10 being the epitome of feminine beauty
- but she's more along a Gent isn't it



Subject: gimp
Date: Nov 10 2007 11:24:36 PM
Author: gimp

gimp



Subject: note to self
Date: Nov 10 2007 10:48:50 PM
Author: ex-reader

note to self: try and stop checking the Dos and Don'ts. wtf is with just randomly slagging unpretty chicks???



Subject: oh please
Date: Nov 10 2007 09:57:41 PM
Author: KRS-one

whoops, looks like Gemma O's older sister got published. Perpetual laundry day?

She's got a sweet calculator dude.



Subject: .
Date: Nov 10 2007 05:32:33 PM
Author: .

that is actually a hilarious caption!



Subject: ...
Date: Nov 10 2007 03:43:53 PM
Author: ...

nice kicks!



Subject: s
Date: Nov 10 2007 01:17:17 PM
Author: a

please get the dos and don't back the way it was, now it looks like some spam porn advertising with the grey line below



Subject: fuck this shit!!!
Date: Nov 10 2007 11:54:49 AM
Author: Gemma O.

NERDS UNITE AGAINST YUPPIE FRAT BOY TEABAGGING MEANIES EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!! YOU WERE GIVEN DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS FOR A REASON. USE YOUR SKILLS TO SMOTE EVIL AND SMOTE IT HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Subject: losers
Date: Nov 10 2007 11:49:53 AM
Author: Gemma O.

So what exactly is the "vice" around here? Misogyny? Bullying? You people are fucking sad. She looks like that really sweet, hapless aunt who understands all, and I mean ALL the problems of the world. Twats. If you ever have the guts to mess with her in person, I'll kick your phaggoty asses from Williamsburg to Schenectady and back again. Bite it bitches.



Subject: .
Date: Nov 10 2007 11:48:57 AM
Author: yeesh

who's writing the do's and don'ts now? they have become genuinely mean/not funny.



Subject: thats really a bad post
Date: Nov 10 2007 11:42:07 AM
Author: lola

i hate shitty dressed smelly european tourists.
just put on some cargo pants !



Subject: Ew,
Date: Nov 10 2007 11:29:29 AM
Author: Gross!

you know that as she's bending over she's letting loose with a massive tofu fart



Subject: by the
Date: Nov 10 2007 09:44:48 AM
Author: numberzzzz

If we are going to speak empirically about the rating system, surely we can all agree that she is a >1.



Subject: ...
Date: Nov 10 2007 03:50:46 AM
Author: bolo

so close and yet so far...
and close only counts in horseshoes
and hand grenades...
instead of pimp, maybe...
fartknocker?



Subject: Weak
Date: Nov 10 2007 03:37:10 AM
Author: Kevin

Granted, she is a "1", but who thought that was funny enough to post? Then again, I did fart earlier and made no one laugh but myself.



Subject: .
Date: Nov 10 2007 02:37:22 AM
Author: drunk enough to post

1 instead of pimp? that doesn't even rhyme. shiiiiiiiiit...



Subject: Don t read viceland again.
Date: Nov 10 2007 12:50:17 AM
Author: Based on this post

I won't.



Subject: 000
Date: Nov 10 2007 12:49:51 AM
Author: 000

Let's just hope a pimp doesn,t get his hands on this human mess inna sundress



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