This is such the kind of mom that calls herself a MILF. How gross is that by the way? “Hi, I’m Joanne. Strangers would like to put their dick in me.”

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hotlesbo1984, on Apr 01 2009 08:06:52 AM wrote:
I hope all the dudes fucken these moms will get a sexy-ass gf and some nice children...share the joy


mr.plow, on Sep 18 2008 06:06:09 AM wrote:
i'd plow her til next july!


Date: Jun 14 2008 04:34:00 AM
Author: tom

Die hatte mal die der müssen hei hier etc,



Date: Jun 12 2008 12:21:39 PM
Author: miu

Dad?



Date: Jun 12 2008 12:44:59 AM
Author: seks

im down for poland



Date: May 21 2008 07:55:32 AM
Author: tempo

really? seems like i need to go to poland then.



Date: May 12 2008 07:41:48 AM
Author: glus

honestly, that is every one with a vag in the 32-45 age bracket in poland.



Date: May 08 2008 12:46:59 AM
Author: The Todd

Milf FIVE!!!!



Subject: OMILFG
Date: Feb 08 2008 04:09:23 AM
Author: Torin

The Continuing Adventures of Stripper-Mom:

One more lap-dance (and maybe a tug-job) = baby's in formula and diapers for the week!!!



Subject: mmm...
Date: Jan 29 2008 10:55:39 PM
Author: juniorspecial

Maybe she's a former cheerleader? That could explain how she's oblivious to her ridiculousness.



Subject: SAW HER
Date: Nov 23 2007 02:28:30 PM
Author: Sara'Tonin

I SAW HER!
THAT SAME DAY!
IN AUGUST!
ON BROADWAY NEAR H&M!!!!!



Subject: My Penis
Date: Nov 21 2007 07:58:40 PM
Author: Mike Culhane

This is the closets my dick will get to a hot chick!



Subject: birds do it, bees do it...
Date: Oct 31 2007 04:53:33 PM
Author: russell.j.coller.jr

even educated fleas do it, let's do it, let's fall in love... in Spain, the best upper sets do it, up in Lappland little Letts do it, let's do it, let's fall in love... Argentines, without means do it ... people say in Boston even beans do it... C'mon, Ya'll: don't hate on the reason America is the eternal colossus, the envy of the world... Sweet.



Subject: ew
Date: Oct 24 2007 05:33:16 PM
Author: Max

i feel bad for anyone who has one of these for a mom...or grandma.



Subject: She is hot
Date: Oct 18 2007 10:47:32 AM
Author: Hello

Dont hate she is hot...



Subject: nice
Date: Oct 16 2007 06:25:06 PM
Author: majki

shes hot.. and thats it



Subject: !?!
Date: Oct 13 2007 02:33:22 AM
Author: !?!

0h yeah, because it's still totally cool for a 29 to dress like this. My sister is 29 and if she wore something like this down the street i'd be embarrassed for people to know that we're related.



Subject: weak
Date: Oct 12 2007 10:42:59 PM
Author: Prey

"You're pathetic and can't pull girls your age so you prey on the weak and clueless."

And what is wrong with that?!



Subject: You don't know!!
Date: Oct 12 2007 01:41:05 PM
Author: !?!

How do you know this is an old lady?!?! You can't see her face, she doesn't have wrinkly hands or skin......This could very well be a 29 year old woman. You bastards



Subject: 80 lix
Date: Oct 12 2007 12:22:06 AM
Author: cougar tamer

Papa likey.



Subject: MILF
Date: Oct 11 2007 09:03:17 AM
Author: running painted

show us the dog, you tease...



Subject: yeah
Date: Oct 10 2007 05:36:37 PM
Author: no

if my wife looked like that after popping out a few, i would not be complaining. and neither would you.



Subject: jeez
Date: Oct 10 2007 04:27:35 PM
Author: zus

this is the closest my dick will ever get to a hot chick



Subject: .
Date: Oct 10 2007 04:26:27 PM
Author: Asswipe Johnson

The point is not that hot moms are a DON'T; hot moms in general are a DO. But hot moms can be and look hot and still dress like fucking adults. This hot mom is dressed like a goddamn 14-year-old and it's pathetic.



Subject: .
Date: Oct 10 2007 02:42:19 PM
Author: Mr. Lint

These women belong to the 'mid-life crisis set'. They are also the reason I will never get a divorce. Unless my wife comes to her senses. Although I do recommend youngsters try one of these, just once.



Subject: estrogen or mestrogen?
Date: Oct 10 2007 02:00:30 PM
Author: Tony Badassassino

I think it's now safe to say that the new caption writer is either a woman or one of those skinny jeans ("ball pinchers") guys. What a drag.



Subject: Ricky Perez
Date: Oct 10 2007 01:49:27 PM
Author: I heart NY

She foin.



Subject: let's get busy
Date: Oct 10 2007 01:45:14 PM
Author: Vane$$a

The main problem with this caption is that she's not a MILF. It's not possible for her to be a MILF. She's never had any kids. Look at her bod. It's smooth and supple. It's fabulous. She looks like a high priced, very successful hooker that's pushin' forty and lookin' naughty. Pregnancy ravages the female physique. It takes six years to recover from carrying a baby. This ain't no mom.




Subject: oh yeah
Date: Oct 10 2007 01:32:01 PM
Author: lol@u

Cougars! FTW!!!



Subject: n/s
Date: Oct 10 2007 01:24:58 PM
Author: Some kinda guy

Christ, I can't believe all the guys here who would hit that. Are you virgins? Do you even beat off?
I'll bet dollars to donuts she looks way worse coming than she does going. What you have here is a woman dressed like a low iq teenager minus the firm perky tits of said teenager. That's something called "the worst of both worlds."
Pass.



Subject: FHM/ ++
Date: Oct 10 2007 01:07:27 PM
Author: Annoyed at MILF

MILFs are desperately lonely housewives. Never was sympathetic to desperation. I'll stick with high schoolers thank you very much.



Subject: I don't have a mom
Date: Oct 10 2007 01:04:19 PM
Author: Goldstein

My dad made my mom disappear. One day she was there and then the next day she was gone. I asked my dad where my mom went and he said I have no idea who you're talking about. I waited a couple of days and then I asked him again. I said where's my mom and that's when he got mad and picked me up and chucked me through my closet door. I shit my shorts. He made me go to school with shit in my shorts. All the kids knew that I had shit in my shorts but they were compassionate and didn't make fun of me. I tried to forget about my mom but it was hard. One day my dad came home and there was a girl with



Subject: FHM
Date: Oct 10 2007 12:47:42 PM
Author: ++

When did FHM and Maxim readers start reading the DO's and Dont's? The guys who would F' these girls are the same ones who still 'partied' with girls in High School after graduating. You're pathetic and can't pull girls your age so you prey on the weak and clueless.



Subject: hokay
Date: Oct 10 2007 11:34:13 AM
Author: lolsters

my fantasy world is filled with don'ts like this. you gay homos can stick to your twinks. I'll take hot moms any day!



Subject: Y'all be Haters.....
Date: Oct 10 2007 10:58:03 AM
Author: Tsker

Yeah nothing ruins one's day like having to look at a woman wearing clothing that is revealing and flattering to her fit and attractive body into which she's obviously put a lot of effort.

I also hate puppies and smiling well behaved children.



Subject: looks
Date: Oct 10 2007 10:24:09 AM
Author: books

sounds like someone got dicked over by an older women.



Subject: Somehow familiar
Date: Oct 10 2007 09:38:58 AM
Author: DPT

It's Jessica Simpson in 3-5 years. Or Vane$$a now.



Subject: Vane$$a/yo wesss-siiiide!!!!!!!!!
Date: Oct 10 2007 09:37:18 AM
Author: big up yoself!

Vane$$a, are YOU saying I'm funny?! Any comment from you is a compliment, Thanks!



Subject: !!!
Date: Oct 10 2007 09:24:12 AM
Author: Jack Lalane

she needs to do some calf raises.



Subject: yo-wesss side!!!!
Date: Oct 10 2007 09:10:57 AM
Author: Vane$$a

What's your fucking problem man? You're conceptually stealing my material. Are you aware of this?



Subject: bigup yoself!
Date: Oct 10 2007 09:02:43 AM
Author: yo wesss-siiide!!!!!!!!!

The heels: A DONT, if at least. The toy dog as well. And her need to dress to inform she's ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty-five, thirty, thirty-five, forty, forty-five or fifty years younger. 80 is the number of men she's slept with over the past three months. So yeah, Vice is correct. A DONT all round.



Subject: octogewhorian
Date: Oct 10 2007 08:54:19 AM
Author: Vane$$a

I like how she wears her age on her t-shirt.



Subject: the inevitableness of it all.
Date: Oct 10 2007 07:10:13 AM
Author: olde father tyme

i can't wait till you lot get old and fat


like me.
at least i've still got a huge dick.



Subject: Never lies...
Date: Oct 10 2007 06:48:48 AM
Author: Cooler King

She might be 16... until you get to the old lady hands. Amazing that you can pile as much tween/stripper garbage on an old hag as you want, and yet even from a back you just have to look for the usual signs? Nature will help you protect yourself.



Subject: You guys are
Date: Oct 10 2007 06:28:44 AM
Author: Fags

read it bitches



Subject: kidda
Date: Oct 10 2007 05:51:19 AM
Author: dadda

what on earth makes you think she's had a mum anyway???you some kinda 12 year old that thinks this looks like a/your mum?
well i got news for ya kiddo.actually,you know what?
i'm gonna let YOU ponder 'pon what i wanna do to your mum.
unbelievable.



Subject: lordy lordy
Date: Oct 10 2007 05:26:11 AM
Author: really?

this is such the kind of comment a wannabe whatshisface intern would write.hi,i'm geoff.i've got nothing to say but strangers would like to put their boot in my face.



Subject: my
Date: Oct 10 2007 01:54:37 AM
Author: two cents

Everything is good until you get to her atrophied calves. And thank you for not including her cliche rodent dog at the end of that leash.



Subject: p
Date: Oct 10 2007 01:17:49 AM
Author: dapisa

blow it out your ass, vice. big up hot momz.



Subject: fuck yes
Date: Oct 10 2007 12:57:58 AM
Author: pdad

i fuckin love these kinds of moms, I can think of nothing better in this world right now.



Subject: you = wrong
Date: Oct 10 2007 12:52:06 AM
Author: me

the person who wrote the comment HAS to be gay - jesus h christ! what does it take with you people!?!



Subject: .
Date: Oct 10 2007 12:31:28 AM
Author: Firsty McFirst

Fucking gross. These self-identified "cool moms" are the god-damned worst. Those of us with good moms know that they're supposed to have huge, flat asses, modest haircuts, and sensible shoes, and they tuck you in when you don't feel well and mainly make you feel warm and fuzzy inside. This bitch has never tucked anybody in in her whole life. She's too busy making herself throw up and triple-dosing TrimSpa.



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