When we said boots and shorts is a funny idea we were fucking hungover and feeling cruel. This joke has now gone way too far and we are about to institute a recall that’s going to make Mattel look like pussies.
it always sucks being rejected at the door of a party.
it sucks even more when you have to hoof it to the subway alone wearing the uniform of a gay sailor on leave to see a morrisey concert.
Subject: we dont follow u, u follow us Date: Sep 21 2007 11:41:04 AM Author: gride9000
Gavin you poor sack of bum doody. We make it up, you make a joke, no one is following your fashion advice. If you died, there would still be do, just one less don't. You and Perez Hilton should make some gay hipster babies in virtual reality , and then "don't" each other back and forth, forever.
Subject: neil, neil, so surreal Date: Sep 12 2007 03:27:17 AM Author: the other white tate
dance for me, my little elfling! DANCE! SING THAT MERRY TUNE! NEVER WILL YOU PLAY THE WILD ROVER NO MORE, REVERESE NEGATIVE REVERSE SECOND VERSE MORE PERVERSE THAN THE FIRST.
tight stovepipe pants and shorts are just not comfortable for most dudes. I like clothes that are somewhat loose, but not overly baggy in a 90s cholo style. If you're not a total trendoid, you will just wear whatever is comfortable.
"mmmmhyellooo,
i've just moved in next door, and i wondered if i couldn't trouble you for a cupful of balls... mine seem to have been lost in the move."
Subject: f Date: Sep 11 2007 12:39:25 PM Author: u
at least he's not fondling a fuckin starbucks coffee...ha. more advertising for starbucks. by the way, starbucks is the name of the ship in melville's 'moby dick'.
Subject: Tool Date: Sep 11 2007 11:03:48 AM Author: He's a tool
What a Tool!!!!!
Subject: mattel Date: Sep 11 2007 04:19:40 AM Author: Oscar
Too funny. Mattel has been all over the news. I agree!!!!!!!!!!
my roommate is always in the fucking kitchen. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE KITCHEN! She is only cooking 30% of the time. the rest she is like fucking supervising the tupperware or something. Not to mention she is scamming me on the rent.
I like how she is explaining to him, with her thumb and forefinger, exactly what his shortcomings are. His offering of seroquel laced absinthe nonwithstanding, the mayor of montreal will be going home solo once again.
I think this caption is a return to form. I don't care what shorts ensemble frankenfag has donned - or the photos ever, really - the bit about making mattel look like pussies is what this section used to be all about. Thanks, vice, for rewarding my patience
are those people living in a, what's the term now these days, a squat? they have enough resources to dress themselves, but, clearly they live in a state of squalor...
Whenever I wear them, it isn't "ironic". But then, my Black Flag tattoo is...
Subject: so first it hurts Date: Sep 10 2007 02:02:10 PM Author: fuck haute couture
what, combat boots aren't back?
Don't you hate it when some leathery old cow stumbles into the bar and tries to shove her sandbags in your face and you're like, "Helllllllp! Somebody get this crazy bitch off me!" and your friends are li—oh shit. April 1st was yesterday. Comments/Enlarge See all
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