The Worst Festival Ever
I can say with absolute certainty that I have never had a good time at a festival. Festivals these days are for bloated marketing people in flip-flops and three-quarter-length shorts to prance about in a field twiddling one of their nipple piercings and pretending they like music.
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How I Survived Rave
Remember when rave promised a future of pure sonic innovation and spiritual harmony? Of course not. The first time I went to a rave was in about 1991 so you would imagine it has evolved by now, but it's still the totally non-sexual refuge of eternal children and society's dregs.
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Festival Do's and Don'ts
Some guy told us that 2CB has a unique molecular structure that simultaneously causes visionary sensations and releases huge amounts of serotonin so it is bad news in the long run but as long as it keeps magically doubling every beautiful thing in our perceptive range we're going to keep taking it.
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Monsters of Rocky
Legendary metal duo F.O.G. (Fuck Off God) weren't set to play any real festivals, so we put on our own event in their honour.
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Festival Previews
The festival season has got so fucking long that a late-May festival can no longer even draw the "early" trump card. Luckily, year in, year out, Primavera relies on one of the most solid line-ups in the calender as opposed to gimmicks.
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Win Some Camping Gear
We're giving away a camping package with our buddies from glaceau vitaminwater, Millets and Trekstock supporting the Teenage Cancer Trust. Enter your email below for a chance to win a tent, sleeping bag, case of glaceau vitaminwater revive and Trekstock goodies.
WIN A YEAR'S WORTH OF TUBORG LAGER
Tuborg Lager, Official beer at Glastonbury, is giving you the chance to win a year's supply of Tuborg to kick off your summer in true festival style. To be in with a chance of winning enter your email below.
If you're not lucky enough to already have tickets to the sold out festival, there's still a chance to win a pair at www.tuborg.co.uk
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