[Insert tiresome anecdote about someone you've never met doing something outrageous at an event you weren't invited to] OKAY, now we’ve covered the pre-requisite in-joke that is the live LFW blog, I can move on and show you this picture of Emma Watson’s ear:
Getting your boyfriend’s name tattooed on your neck is bad because you go from being his girl to being his bitch to being his property. But God? You’re God’s bitch? We’re all God’s bitch you dumb bitch. We’re all in an abusive relationship with God.
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These new hybrid cars run on electricity and pussy gas.
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