Hussein Chalayan, Puma’s newly enrolled creative director and designer of his own mentalist line, has just launched the terribly named “Urban Mobility Collection” for the firm. Sadly it doesn’t feature glass bubble dresses, skirts that turn into coffee tables, robot frocks, Swarovski LED laser dresses or vagina-revealing hijabs like Chalayan’s previous stuff. These designs are less the sort of thing J Lo might have worn, while she was inside that serial killer’s mind in The Cell and more about sports this time.











