With Valentine’s Day coming up, singles the world over are stocking up on chocolates and anti-depressants, but not you, surely. You, dear Vice fashion blog reader, probably have several hot dates lined up this Saturday, and if not you might already be plotting which pubs to check out for fellow lonely hearts. With spring coming soon it’s about time you threw yourself into the mating season along with everyone else. Whether you’re looking to impress a date or a date-to-be, the right outfit can be crucial in deciding whether your ass stays single or is getting some action. If the way to his or her heart is through your pants, you better make sure you wear a nice pair. Read more »
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Elderly at heart
I’ve always had a thing for all things retro and I’m particularly stuck in the 30s to 50s when it comes to clothes. With winter still on full blast I have no choice other than to swap my high-heeled pumps for some flat lace-ups which i wear with a pair of thick tights and a coat that just about covers my knees. Complete with a beret, I look like an awful lot like the grannies you see strolling through cemeteries.
How to sex up your wardrobe (at a sex shop)
I’m not normally in to sex shops, but what with everyone always wearing the same old shit I figured I’d go along to one to see what clothes-esque things I could pick up. It’s a double whammy anyway: people can’t copy my style and it’s going to massively improve my sex life.
The leather skirt above is where is all started – sex shop chic for just £24.99. By the way, the zip goes all the way down. I like that.
I had a few friends over the other night and started showing off about how good all this stuff is. One thing led to another… and this is what happened. Read more »
Kat and Sonia attempt an American Apparel ad
Actually, the title should be “Kat and Sonia attempt an American Apparel ad because they got way too drunk on cheap bubbly and the only thing they could come up with before going out in Paris was to throw on a body suit and sweater from American Apparel and take photos lying on the kitchen floor”. That didn’t have quite the same ring to it though. Anyway, see below for the rest of the pictures.
PS: This is also an introductory post to let you know that I’ve been forced to go to Paris for men’s fashion week, where I will be practicing my paparazzi skills when taking pictures at fashion parties that ban cameras, attempting to catch the Olsen twins making out with each other and trying out the champagne and vodka diet for four days straight. Should be fun. Check in for updates. Read more »
Looking slutty and pulling it off
Let’s face it, ladies, you can deny it all you want but when you go out you wouldn’t like to be mistaken for a frigid choir girl. Deep down inside you long to be that hot bitch that brings all the boys to the yard, although you would never risk compromising the image of the smart, sophisticated lady you are (or want to be, anyway). So what do you do? You dress sexy. Actually, you call it sexy, I call it slutty. Because, let’s be honest, that non-existent mini skirt and that see-through top you’re wearing are internationally popular hooker-wear. But you don’t have to work the streets to work the look. Let’s learn from a few ladies who manage to look slutty without looking cheap.
Style Tips: wardrobe essentials
Everyone should have a core of clothes they can wear any time with anything. Even Kate Moss does, if you believe this book! I tried to compile a list of key pieces we should all have. Of course, it is totally biased by my own taste, but I tried to remain objective.
Photos - Hoy Fashion / Le Blog de Betty /Allison The Valiant
Pick a plain-coloured one. I like the American Apparel deep v-neck as round neck tees just don’t suit me. I generally try to choose mine in grey, black, white or a primary colour. Boys t-shirts are great to layer under a girly dress or create a colour block look when paired with a high-waisted skirt or trousers.
