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Short hair is a bummer but it’s the dancing with no shoes that really wrecks the party. The way the toes and everything move around is so TMI it’s like watching an x-ray of someone giving birth.
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What the hell is this, Christmas in Micronesia? Come on. Your culture has been dealing with winter for 26 centuries. I think you can come up with something a little more professional than draping yourself in the sofa blanket and bathroom rug like they’re animal pelts. You look like a fucking Ikea Viking.
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