I’m in America touring with PRE right now. We played at SXSW and we are now on the west coast. It’s been great fun. But today I’m pissed off and I’ve got some things to say something about band T-shirts.
Dos and Dont’s
Dude, keep holding on to her and don’t let go for the rest of your life. She is about seven miles out of your league and you are never going to have tits like that in your mouth ever again (ever).
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Fur looks fucking ridiculous on rich people and pimps, but when pretty girls are just fucking around at a party they’re making fun of all that. Like if they were on Jay Z’s yacht and he showed them a diamond-encrusted belt buckle that said “HOVA,” they would do a spit take and go, “Jesus, Shawn, that is so fucking corny!”
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