You are already feeling like shit, recovering from splitting your perineum in half, and not getting any sleep because the vicious, tit nibbling, pink troll screams all night. How could you make this situation a bit worse? Maybe by making yourself look like a terrifying freak from Pripyat? I have never seen Total Recall, but a friend of ours pointed out the uncanny resemblance between any wearer of this garment and the mutant leader from said cinematic wonder fest… Read more »
