Dos and Dont’s
You may think he gets a pass on looking like a Fisher Price man-child because of the stroller, but age 1 to 4 is the exact period when you learn to differentiate between grown-ups and shitty rubber chew toys.
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I swear, if I have to listen to one more of these neat-freak hippies blather on about his non-chlorinated detergent or his intestine cleanser or how spic and span the walls of his anal cavity are I am going to catch his farts, hold him down, and pop them in his mouth.
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