Have you ever been to Chinatown London Market on Charing Cross Road? It’s the best shop in London. Never go in drunk or stoned, or you will spend every penny you have. It’s how I came to own a basket of sweets made out of miniature towels, a bottle of fake pills with smiley faces on them and a statue of Pedobear with blood coming out of his anus. The shop also has those amazing Japanese Purikura booths.
