Vice: So, what’s your favourite outfit?
Man Like Me: Anything Moschino, basically.
Interesting. So would you say Moschino is your favourite designer then?
Erm, yeah, hands down. I prefer their older stuff though, from the 90s and stuff. I also like Ralph Lauren a lot. Read more »
That's more like it.
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We saw this crazy old cow at a beach party in Costa Rica. She was doing a new waveish pogoing-and-wriggling dance using a bamboo pole as her martial-arts partner. It was kind of impossible not to psychoanalyze a libidinous old lady that nobody wants to fuck jumping around a gigantic phallic symbol like a writhing lunatic. Can we not hire someone to fuck this sad pile of tits? Click here for more pictures.
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