Being a fashion week virgin, I was really excited about seeing The Central Saint Martin’s MA fashion show. I felt like I could relate to it, you know? Like me and the designers had something in common. It was the first time for both of us, so we were going to take it slow - not go too fast. You know, make love.
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It happens twice a year: London Fashion Week descends on West London draining vital party resources like fit girls and good blow from the rest of the city. It’s a magical time for everyone around the country to blink and miss, while a small number of God’s finest creations rip their pearl Westwood gussets while screwing in Henry Holland’s toilet. An important week then. Starting tomorrow, watch this space for VICE’s fashion week experience and tune into our Twitter (@viceuk) to get minute-by-minute updates on the glitterati’s attempts to sell couture as Rome burns.
Thanks to Evian and to celebrate the launch of their new Jean Paul Gaultier haute couture bottle at On|Off, we are giving you the chance to win two tickets to an exclusive catwalk show on Tuesday 24th February.
Normally invite only, the catwalk show will give you the chance to view exquisite collections from one of On|Off’s top designers and also, probably get to gorge on an ignored buffet. They’ll also get you VIP On|Off goody bags (ugh, what a horrid phrase) and travel costs.
Just email alice@viceuk.com by midnight on Sunday with your name and phone number, along with ‘London Fashion Week’ in the subject of the email, and you might win.
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