[Insert tiresome anecdote about someone you've never met doing something outrageous at an event you weren't invited to] OKAY, now we’ve covered the pre-requisite in-joke that is the live LFW blog, I can move on and show you this picture of Emma Watson’s ear:
Look, they know you’re not going to be giving it up for them anytime soon and they wouldn’t know what to do with it if you did, but old dudes have an entire encyclopedia of sexual data in their heads, so when you throw them a 10-second courtesy flirt you’re actually giving a scientist a hundred Rubik’s Cubes he can sit and mull over for the rest of the year.
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Oh I'm sorry, it appears that I've gotten lost. Can you tell me how to find my way out of the brain of an autistic tween trying to masturbate to a shampoo commercial?
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