Central Saint Martins has a “big deal” fashion design course. It’s the one conservative parents don’t mind paying for their kids to go to, because it’s got major “big deal” kudos. Everyone went there. Luella Bartley, Hussein Chalayan, Giles Deacon, John Galliano, Katie Grand, Kim Jones, Christopher Kane, Sophia Kokasolaki, Jonathan Saunders, Gareth Pugh, Stella McCartney, Alexander McQueen and Zac Posen all went there. Which is everyone. Read more »
Hussein Chalayan, Puma’s newly enrolled creative director and designer of his own mentalist line, has just launched the terribly named “Urban Mobility Collection” for the firm. Sadly it doesn’t feature glass bubble dresses, skirts that turn into coffee tables, robot frocks, Swarovski LED laser dresses or vagina-revealing hijabs like Chalayan’s previous stuff. These designs are less the sort of thing J Lo might have worn, while she was inside that serial killer’s mind in The Cell and more about sports this time.
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Enrique here knows that the secret to getting chicks is to be comfortable with yourself and never appear too desperate for their attention. Keep that up and by the end of the night you’re gonna be turning them down because you’re so spoiled for choice.
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