I have no way of knowing if I’m right, but I assume that my perceptions of current trends in women’s fashion are wildly off the mark. When I do have opinions about fashion, they’re more based around my dick than Milan catwalks. Still, I do live in a city with trendy women and share a flat with a trendy woman and, erm, watch a telly which sometimes has trendy women on, so maybe I’ve picked something up. Without further disclaimer, here are the things I think I have seen women enjoy adorning themselves with recently and what I think of them. I might have it wrong, so feel free to take the piss out of me like the punks did to the Floyd. (Btw, the Gwen thing is a joke. I’m not an idiot.)
