Bikini by Franklin and Marshall, lanyard by Quicksilver and shoes by Dr. Martens
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I miss old New York. If you go on the L train these days it’s all Grups with iPods and babies with bangs. Whatever happened to the retired cops and mentally deficient hustlers and... wait, they’re right fucking here. If you miss old New York so much go to Avenue D or 14th Street. It’s all still there for everyone to enjoy (in tiny doses — let’s not kid ourselves).
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So you think it’s cute to whip out your little sausage roll and hold it up to a bum while you flash the camera a toothy grin? You like laughing at the homeless? You probably don’t even know that you can get instant penis cancer from touching their crust-covered 49ers jackets. Who’s laughing now?PS: You look like a German lesbian.
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