Joeseph Merrick, AKA the real life Elephant Man, used to say if only he could meet a blind woman who didn’t care about his fruity face, he might find love. He asked many times to be moved to a blind asylum, but it probably wouldn’t have helped because looks do matter to blind people. And so, consequently, does fashion. Read more »
If you feel a huge peanut fart coming on at least get out of the park.
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"So yeah, everything with fleas has to be put down tomorrow by council order. We're going to have two vans at each end of the square and there'll be plenty of trained technicians at both to ensure that the process is carried out as painlessly and carefully as possible.
Anyways, where would you like us to re-locate your dog?"
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