Posing is the facial equivalent of shoving all your dirty pants, used condoms and empty Monster Munch packets in the oven when your new boyfriend comes over – things might look better for a second, but you can’t hide the fetid truth for long. Especially if he’s brought a frozen pizza with him. Read more »
Don’t you wish this guy wrote the DOs & DON’Ts instead of some wrinkly, rat-faced Canadian with an ironic moustache?
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If you want your Gran to stop being such an old-fashioned prude just find a way to get her out of the house and show her what kids are into these days, like taking her to a hardcore show or one of those emo sex-parties she keeps hearing about.
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