You all know how fashion design gets crazier and more intelligent and complicated as Father Time whittles his walking stick. And it would seem as if the same goes for shoes, especially if you look at any of the shows for Fashion Week anywhere lately. But actually, that’s not quite true. Shoes aren’t anywhere near as innovative as you might think.
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We walked for three days and three nights to ask this guy the meaning of life and when we got there he goes, “Welcome, I’ve been expecting you” and we were like, “Holy fucking shit, a talking dog.”
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa. Not trying to tell you what you can and can’t do with that face, but maybe you should leave the tricycling through the Red Light district in a raincoat to someone a shade less skeezy. Right now you’re making my ass clench so hard I’m worried my next dump will be glass.
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