I am not a fan of oil-slick (or wet-look, robo-legs, what have you) leggings. Let me explain.
It’s not that I don’t think they look sexy. They do. On this model at Sass and Bide they look magnificent, like the glory of the mighty sun. It’s just that someone needs to tell 99.8% of women that they CANNOT PULL OFF oil-slick leggings like no one has ever needed to do anything.
So boys, you want some this February 14th? Meeting your lady friend for a drink? Dinner? A movie? It’s Valentine’s Day so chances are her mindset is similar to yours (and we all know what your mindset is). Pant access will only be granted if various conditions are fulfilled and filling her up is not one of them. Why not try making her drowsy with a dashing outfit? I’ve selected a few looks that are certain to win any lady in her right mind over. Read more »
Posing is the facial equivalent of shoving all your dirty pants, used condoms and empty Monster Munch packets in the oven when your new boyfriend comes over – things might look better for a second, but you can’t hide the fetid truth for long. Especially if he’s brought a frozen pizza with him. Read more »
I have no way of knowing if I’m right, but I assume that my perceptions of current trends in women’s fashion are wildly off the mark. When I do have opinions about fashion, they’re more based around my dick than Milan catwalks. Still, I do live in a city with trendy women and share a flat with a trendy woman and, erm, watch a telly which sometimes has trendy women on, so maybe I’ve picked something up. Without further disclaimer, here are the things I think I have seen women enjoy adorning themselves with recently and what I think of them. I might have it wrong, so feel free to take the piss out of me like the punks did to the Floyd. (Btw, the Gwen thing is a joke. I’m not an idiot.)
Say what you will about Lauryn Hill’s unexpected comeback, but you have to admire her bravery.
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You can complain about the “Asianisation of Australia” like one of the dead guys in Romper Stomper or you can see it for what it is: a ton of good outfit ideas.
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A park ranger in the Congo who survived being shot in the head at pointblank range
