Remember how your mum, even though she no longer got to dress you, kept nagging about what you should wear? Which eventually led to you storming back to your room screaming, “Leave me the fuck alone!” and slamming the door in her face. Mums are like the most embarrassing thing ever when you’re 12. Back then you’d rather swallow a cockroach and host its babies in your tummy than take her advice. That was ages ago and we’re feeling a little bad about our shit behaviour, so we decided to go back and actually hear them out. Maybe they had some good advice? Here’s what happened to some friends and people we work with when they asked their mums for advice on how to look cool. Read more »
Mum’s guide to cool
What are you doing to your child you freak?
You are already feeling like shit, recovering from splitting your perineum in half, and not getting any sleep because the vicious, tit nibbling, pink troll screams all night. How could you make this situation a bit worse? Maybe by making yourself look like a terrifying freak from Pripyat? I have never seen Total Recall, but a friend of ours pointed out the uncanny resemblance between any wearer of this garment and the mutant leader from said cinematic wonder fest… Read more »
Valentine’s Day special (part two): best date outfits for boys
So boys, you want some this February 14th? Meeting your lady friend for a drink? Dinner? A movie? It’s Valentine’s Day so chances are her mindset is similar to yours (and we all know what your mindset is). Pant access will only be granted if various conditions are fulfilled and filling her up is not one of them. Why not try making her drowsy with a dashing outfit? I’ve selected a few looks that are certain to win any lady in her right mind over. Read more »
Valentine’s Day special: best date outfits for girls
With Valentine’s Day coming up, singles the world over are stocking up on chocolates and anti-depressants, but not you, surely. You, dear Vice fashion blog reader, probably have several hot dates lined up this Saturday, and if not you might already be plotting which pubs to check out for fellow lonely hearts. With spring coming soon it’s about time you threw yourself into the mating season along with everyone else. Whether you’re looking to impress a date or a date-to-be, the right outfit can be crucial in deciding whether your ass stays single or is getting some action. If the way to his or her heart is through your pants, you better make sure you wear a nice pair. Read more »
All the dudes who work at VICE look like something from the Don’ts section
You’d think that a group of such opinionated, embittered MacBook wankers, aka the self-appointed judges that form the VICE office, would have at least a minimal concern for their appearance, seeing as they so readily like to play the role of sentinels of what you should and shouldn’t wear, or what you are and are not allowed to like. The truth is, everyone in the VICE office today looks like crap, and how they have come to be considered arbiters of taste is an absolute farce. But hey, its what’s on the inside that counts, right Read more »
Akiko’s style tips
Akiko sings in Pre, drums in The Big Pink, sings and drums in Comanechi, and is always out, looking amazing.
Don’t waste your money and time on clothes, make-up and hair – just fake it, steal it, cut it, smudge it and mess around. I love fashion, but I never spend too much money and time on it. Simply because I can’t afford to. I still love designer clothes, though. I wish I could own some. Read more »
