Accessories are normally very small, so here are some very small Q&As with four of the best accessory designers around.
What I think boys think is cool
Boys are a very simple species with tiny, uncomplicated brains – which means it’s pretty easy to figure out why they do the things they do and like the things they like. In terms of style, it seems that most boys choose their clothes based on what they think will most likely get them laid and what will make them feel most comfortable. Not that that’s a bad thing. We like it when you adorn your peculiar little angular bodies with stuff that makes us want to sleep with you. We’re horny too. Here are a few things I think boys think are cool. Read more »
What I think women think is cool
I have no way of knowing if I’m right, but I assume that my perceptions of current trends in women’s fashion are wildly off the mark. When I do have opinions about fashion, they’re more based around my dick than Milan catwalks. Still, I do live in a city with trendy women and share a flat with a trendy woman and, erm, watch a telly which sometimes has trendy women on, so maybe I’ve picked something up. Without further disclaimer, here are the things I think I have seen women enjoy adorning themselves with recently and what I think of them. I might have it wrong, so feel free to take the piss out of me like the punks did to the Floyd. (Btw, the Gwen thing is a joke. I’m not an idiot.)
Feathered friends
There’s something incredibly captivating about feathers. Glossy black ones in particular. Almost anything featuring black feathers is bound to have me sit up and notice, but the above photo (taken from Face Hunter) had me practically screaming, “Aaaaaah, I want that!” Read more »
An abundance of bows
I have a huge love for most things girly. This includes big, beautiful bows. And let’s face it, we haven’t had a lack of them this season, have we? Whether they’re featured on my fingerless gloves (pictured above) or in my hair, I hardly ever leave the house “bowless”. A little twee, perhaps, but that’s what you get when your style icon is Minnie Mouse.
I decided that I’d compile an “ultimate bow lover’s wishlist” for those of you wishing to inject a little bit of cute into your every day outfits. Have a look…
