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Holding in your farts doesn’t make them go away. All they do is amalgamate with other farts and, when they finally do come out, it’s literally explosive.
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This is the kind of thing that happens when a kid grows up somewhere so white and rural that the only chance he has of becoming a wigger is to cobble something together from old episodes of Good Times and his parents' Commodores records. He may get the living shit laughed out of him when he visits Harlem, but you're looking at the Eminem of East Missoula.
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