Festival fashion rule number one: your clothes should look like a passport to a sex city, even after you’ve done loads of K in a muddy field, stayed up all night and not washed, and are covered in bodily fluids. Otherwise them there threads are just prison bars locking you out from fun times.

Willum, 20, stock room supervisor

Vice: What’s the worst outfit you’ve seen at Leeds?
Willum: Horrible sheepskin coats, I’m not loving them.

What’s the best outfit you’ve seen?
Skinheads.

How would you describe your style?
A skinhead.

Without actually having a skinhead?
Yeah, I guess.

What bands have you come to see?
Ian Brown, La Roux, and Municipal Waste.

Anna, 23, fashion design intern

Vice: What’s the best outfit you’ve seen over the weekend?
Anna: I haven’t seen very many good ones to be honest. It’s a bit grimy.

What’s the worst you’ve seen?
Too much face paint and horrible scary masks.

How would you describe your style?
A mess, a bit of everything. I don’t really know, lots of layers and long t-shirts.

Who influences the way you dress?
Just cool people I see around, not really celebrities.

What bands have you come to see?
I came with the XX, giving out these t-shirts.

Stephen, 24, surveyor

Vice: What’s the best outfit you’ve seen over the weekend?
Stephen: I would say mine, but my mates dressed as one of the Teletubbies, he’s better.

What’s the worst?
I just saw some guy wearing some pants and that was horrible.

How would you describe your style?
Crabtastic.

What’s the best band you’ve seen all weekend?
The Gaslight Anthem.

James, 20, student

Vice: What’s the best outfit you’ve seen at Leeds?
James: Loads of great checked shirts.

Worst outfit?
I’ve seen some boys dressed up as fairies, that was pretty bad.

What bands are you here to see?
I came to see Pulled Apart by Horses, Grammatics and a few joke bands as well.

Who would you say influences the way you dress?
I see what I like and I buy it.

Sophie, 26, fashion PR

Vice: What’s the worst outfit you’ve seen at Leeds?
Sophie: A guy dressed as Wally [from Where's Wally?].

What or who influences your style?
Grunge, the nineties, Kristen Stewart and Kurt Cobain.

What bands are you here to see?
Radiohead, Bloc Party, and Vampire Weekend.

Paul, undisclosed age, event organiser

Vice: What’s the worst outfit you’ve seen at Leeds?
Paul: Superman with his underpants on the outside.

Who influences the way you dress?
Marc Bolan and Jim Morrison.

How would you describe your style?
Cunt.

I see that.

WORDS: KYLIE GRIFFITHS
PHOTOS: ZOE JENKIN