Hahahaha, epic!

ha. she sounds just like i imagine vice journos to. drone.

I think this girl is on the Sartorialist today.

billie jd has a far too interesting name. it makes her personality even more of a let down. please at least have a realistic nickname like ‘monotonous jane’

It took four comments to get into Billie Bashing. This must be a good piece.

Billie JD sounds almost exactly like Peaches Geldo, no? The voice that comes from being posh but having big, puffy cheeks.

Prove me wrong.

She is buff.

Probably pretty dorsh, but buff nonetheless.

The yogurt pot hat was buff too.

i think she should be renamed lobotomy girl.

So henry holland gets his from hobbycraft it seems, who could’ve guessed.
And who knew Ellen Page had a british cousin.

What an amazing idea! I hope to god Henry has a peep at this video.

And why does he have so much fabric in his trash?

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Why are all the people who work for you so insufferably posh? Oh, hang on… They don’t work for you - they’re unpaid interns. And, of course, it’s only the awful offspring of the moneyed few who can afford to work for nothing. And you wonder why no one outside of East London cares about you.

But obvs pretty famous in Heaven - hey JESUS?

Alison, you have obviously never dabbled in theology. Jesus, as one third of the Holy Trinity, can count omniscience as one of his qualities. Hence I KNOW EVERYTHING. Every blog ever posted filters through my brain, with its limitless capacity for information. I reside not only in heaven, but everywhere, because I am also omnipresent. Take Theology 101, come back and apologise. Your correspondents are still awful human beings. No doubt my sworn enemy shall be seeing them soon in the cesspit he calls home.

Jesus you are SUCH a bore.

Nah, Alison - being unimpressed with posh rich kids trying to act cool doesn’t make me a bore. Neither does ripping your earlier response with pure reason. Try harder please.

why is she reading her ’script’ in such an incredibly boring voice? she’s a bit like a vice version of the most boring priest in the world from father ted, i literally can’t hear what’s she’s saying it’s so borrrinnnggggg. hate to get stuck next to house party when she’s gakked out of her boring little mind

next to her at a house party, obvs. so boring i can’t concentrate

Enunciate you mumbling idiots.

It’s like Kevin and perry or something.

Looks like shes got water on the brain. Lots of pressure on her skull. Needs draining.

i cant believe this was the video AFTER editing. great, a fat girl wearing literal trash.

if billie is fat then i guarantee you are too.

Let’s get a few things straight. This piece was enterprising, entertaining and interesting - certainly interesting enough to get everyone who posted and no doubt ten times as many more to watch it. Furthermore, as Billie is an intern, it was most likely made on a zero budget. ‘Jesus’ - you prize twat - you have clearly never interned as your assertion that it is the domain of ‘the awful offspring of the moneyed few’ is so far off the mark as to to be risible. Interns are far more likely to be pro-active, intelligent people who work for nothing in a field that interests them to gain valuable experience and contacts. This piece may not be perfect (why would you expect a teenager to deliver a script like seasoned professional?) but it is a lot more fucking interesting than the comments from losers like you who really do have nothing better to do than deride the efforts of others in an attempt to appear intelligent. Oh yes, and ‘Posh Cunt’ - at least your name is half right…

Oh come on, Vice’s reputation is practically built on taking the piss out of people, I mean just look at the Dos and Don’ts. But a couple of digs at the Vice staff and we get an official telling-off? Dude, you need to chill out.

True Chris, there’s nothing wrong with taking the piss. The ability to take the piss is one of the best British attributes - when it’s clever or witty or insightful - but ‘you’re posh’, ‘you’re fat’, ‘you’re monotonous’ etc is just dull and pointless. It all just smacks of that less attractive British attribute of wanting to take down a peg or two anyone who has the audacity to self promote with confidence. That said, you are right. I do need to chill out…

Excellent :) That cheered me right up.. not the comments which I didn’t read much of.

Think this looks like a fun exercise, screw all the boring people who cant see the fun in it….God most of the comments on here are clearly from people with no imagination! Get a sense of humour people….its what fashion is all about these days! Well done you too!