After three days spent surrounded by skinny bitches and queens, one begins to crave some serious man cock. Lord knows I have. This is why I so thoroughly enjoyed the presentation by Stevie J and Yoni P and the Puppet Theatre. Instead of showing their collection on models, Puppet Theatre chose to display their pieces on oversized, slightly wonky looking puppets – most of which had huge, towering erections. Very sexy.

It was very hard for me not to shove their delicious-looking puppet boners in my mouth.

Also by Puppet Theatre was a live performance in which a girl sang and played the harp, while a bunch of attractive people stood around her wearing clothes and looking bored. A bit random, but it was far better than watching yet another runway show. Plus harps are, like, really in right now. Apparently they’re the new unicorns.

WORDS: KARLEY SCIORTINO
PHOTOS: ELIZABETH JOHNSON